Splicky Missions is a weekly publication where innocent ignorance runs free as tiny, silly critters called splickies compete for a prize. In this single-panel cartoon of sorts, you can watch young splickies try valorously albeit unavailingly to perform such simple tasks as reading, tying a ribbon, or eating a humburger.
It is said that no splic has ever won fair and square in the Splicky Missions competition, no matter how easy the missions are!