The dangerous criminal known as Dragonman is hereby under arrest for assault with a deadly weapon, assault with a potentially deadly weapon, and assault with a weapon we couldn't believe could possibly be deadly but unfortunately was.
You are so patient that you accept everyone's bad behavior. You no longer have morals.
I wish i was a better artist! =D
—
The dangerous criminal known as Dragonman is hereby under arrest for assault with a deadly weapon, assault with a potentially deadly weapon, and assault with a weapon we couldn't believe could possibly be deadly but unfortunately was.
But your skill is in 3D modeling, and the price tags on the software necessary to use it cause it to remain undiscovered until you’ve already made a career elsewhere.
I wish I could load pages on the Malex Media Network® right now without having to wait upwards of 5 minutes before a stray request times out!
Your mother lets you sleep inside for the winter. But just this once.
I wish I could either blow everything, except for my book, off and get it done or become such a good manager of my time that it doesn't matter and I got my book done anyway.
—
"Adolescence is not a period that defines you, it's a period you define." - me
So many people are good at math & science that you lose your individuality. You feel commonplace and dull. Cheer up, Quartz!! You're still an uncommonly good artist!
I wish I could teach singing to my kids.
—
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
You have super, awesome, amazing ninja skills!!! Sadly, you traded this for your warm blood and you find this out the hard way on a mission to Russia!!
I wish that everyone (Including Horatio) knew that my mom's apple pie is the best!!!!
—
"Adolescence is not a period that defines you, it's a period you define." - me
Your code is unbreakable, good job! but everyone had a nervous melt down from trying to solve it and everyone has ended up locked in the loopey house forever.
I wish that i wasn't allergic to peanuts anymore, i miss eating buckeyes and pb and j sandwhiches.
—
Grab your bagpipes and your roman shield and run!!!!!
But you find that your tastes have changed, and you think peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and buckeyes are grose.
I wish that metric scale manufacturers would make scales that tell you your weight in Newtons (kilograms of meters per second per second) instead of telling you your mass, since it has to make the occasionally innaccurate assumption that gravity is 9.8 meters per second per second.
Scales telling your weight in newtons are made. not very many people buy them because it's too complicated for their puny human minds to comprehend.
I wish my drawings didn't offend anyone! =D
—
The dangerous criminal known as Dragonman is hereby under arrest for assault with a deadly weapon, assault with a potentially deadly weapon, and assault with a weapon we couldn't believe could possibly be deadly but unfortunately was.
It snows constantly! Homes are Buried! Have fun getting outside! =D
I wish i had 20/20 vision
—
The dangerous criminal known as Dragonman is hereby under arrest for assault with a deadly weapon, assault with a potentially deadly weapon, and assault with a weapon we couldn't believe could possibly be deadly but unfortunately was.
But they’re now four times more sensitive to sunlight than before, and not even sunglasses help you. You have to walk around blindfolded, or stay in dark rooms.
I wish I could see the trailer for the new Star Trek movie!
Sadly, they find out the day after you watched it that it's a carcinogen. Everyone who watched it has a 25% chance of getting cancer, and, congratulations, you're on of the lucky few!!
I wish that text could convey emotion better over the internet.
—
"Adolescence is not a period that defines you, it's a period you define." - me
I wish i was completely healthy in every way, the Epitome of Human Wellness! =D
—
The dangerous criminal known as Dragonman is hereby under arrest for assault with a deadly weapon, assault with a potentially deadly weapon, and assault with a weapon we couldn't believe could possibly be deadly but unfortunately was.
You are so healthy that the government decides to experiment on you to create an army of super soldiers. Have fun with life in an underground bunker =D
I wish that I had $135 in unmarked, five dollar bills
—
No more denying. Stop trying to hide from it.
People are praying. They're saying their hope is near.
The dangerous criminal known as Dragonman is hereby under arrest for assault with a deadly weapon, assault with a potentially deadly weapon, and assault with a weapon we couldn't believe could possibly be deadly but unfortunately was.
Sadly, because of the likeness of your laptop with that of a missing one, tied up in a murder case, you are wrongly accused of man slaughter. But don't worry. In just thirty short years you'll be able to see your cousin's laptop again.
I wish that the PACT I'm taking tomorrow would go well. And that I'd do well on it.
—
"Adolescence is not a period that defines you, it's a period you define." - me
You ace the Practice test, but flop on the ACT! =D
I wish i could draw a perfect likeness of anyone's face from memory
—
The dangerous criminal known as Dragonman is hereby under arrest for assault with a deadly weapon, assault with a potentially deadly weapon, and assault with a weapon we couldn't believe could possibly be deadly but unfortunately was.
You can. you rise to fame as one of the worlds greatest artists. then you hired by the president at that time. He is exceptional ugly. You draw what you see. the world is mortifed and your black listed from ever working for anyone in the us of a ever again. you are forced to go to china to find work There you are paid pennies a day and every one calls you a white devil. after his term is up a new president calls upon you. you do not repeat the mistake and make them look totally unlike them selves. The president is a woman you make her look like Hasselhaff. She shoots you on site.
i wish that i could run in the cold with out pain and it be healthy to do so.
—
MMMMMAWHAWHHWAWHmwhawhawhwahawhawhawhawhawha. ya i said!!! GET OVER IT!!!! i am very tired(like always) and very hyper(like duh)♫♫♫
Your skin becomes resistant to cold, keeping you nice and toasty even in the harshest winter weather. So warm and toasty that you decide to run in your underwear. You are then arrested for public indecency.
I wish people would stop requesting drawings like "a prettier mermaid than your last one"
—
The dangerous criminal known as Dragonman is hereby under arrest for assault with a deadly weapon, assault with a potentially deadly weapon, and assault with a weapon we couldn't believe could possibly be deadly but unfortunately was.
Everyone else is angry at you for bringing a better gift. Noone is happy the rest of the party.
I wish i wasn't so stressed out
—
The dangerous criminal known as Dragonman is hereby under arrest for assault with a deadly weapon, assault with a potentially deadly weapon, and assault with a weapon we couldn't believe could possibly be deadly but unfortunately was.
But the cost is every and all extracurricular activity you take part in. This includes all music programs, talent show, yearbook, and the play. You go mad from boredom
I wish that I was better at controlling my time (and myself)
—
No more denying. Stop trying to hide from it.
People are praying. They're saying their hope is near.
You can make time go slower or faster now! However, you can't make it go normal anymore.
I wish i could run faster than anyone else in the world! =D
—
The dangerous criminal known as Dragonman is hereby under arrest for assault with a deadly weapon, assault with a potentially deadly weapon, and assault with a weapon we couldn't believe could possibly be deadly but unfortunately was.
Ref.
—Prev … Next—God is leading me along a trail of miracles.
Wish Granted
But it’s invisible to everyone but you…
I wish I had my schoolwork done.
God is leading me along a trail of miracles.
Wish Granted!
You have your schoolwork done, but it's now a week later then when you started!
I wish that I could get some good, fun, and well-paying babysitting jobs soon.
♥♫♪◉☼
Would you rather raise an army, or go out on your own?
granted...
You find some great, fun babysitting jobs that pay $500,000- in Zimbabwe dollars
I wish I had a fireplace in my room.
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"If we are out of our minds, it is for the sake of God." -2 Corinthians 5:13a
Okay
Your parents move you to the family room where the fireplace is. People sit on your bed all the time and you have no privacy.
I wish I didn't have to wear glasses or contacts.
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
Nice...
God is leading me along a trail of miracles.
Ok!
You have to wear both! =D
I wish I had better grades! =D
The dangerous criminal known as Dragonman is hereby under arrest for assault with a deadly weapon, assault with a potentially deadly weapon, and assault with a weapon we couldn't believe could possibly be deadly but unfortunately was.
Okie-dokie
You attend a cruddy school where everyone gets A's just for showing up. You get fabulous grades, but learn nothing.
I wish the neighbor cats would leave my cats and their food alone!
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
Wish Granted!
Instead, they're always ringing our doorbell and asking us for food!
I wish that I had more patience!
♥♫♪◉☼
Would you rather raise an army, or go out on your own?
Granted!
You are so patient that you accept everyone's bad behavior. You no longer have morals.
I wish i was a better artist! =D
The dangerous criminal known as Dragonman is hereby under arrest for assault with a deadly weapon, assault with a potentially deadly weapon, and assault with a weapon we couldn't believe could possibly be deadly but unfortunately was.
Wish Granted
But your skill is in 3D modeling, and the price tags on the software necessary to use it cause it to remain undiscovered until you’ve already made a career elsewhere.
I wish I could load pages on the Malex Media Network® right now without having to wait upwards of 5 minutes before a stray request times out!
God is leading me along a trail of miracles.
Granted...
(I think this will make sense
)
The pages load instantly because there is no traffic and thus no requests at all
I might not understand, so that might not make any sense at all...
I wish I could sleep in during the winter.
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"If we are out of our minds, it is for the sake of God." -2 Corinthians 5:13a
Wish Granted
Your mother lets you sleep inside for the winter. But just this once.
I wish I could either blow everything, except for my book, off and get it done or become such a good manager of my time that it doesn't matter and I got my book done anyway.
"Adolescence is not a period that defines you, it's a period you define." - me
Word play.
Wish Granted. You blow everything off your desk except your book. But now your floor is dirty.
I wish that someone else would wish for me just this once, because I can't think of anything to wish for.
♥♫♪◉☼
Would you rather raise an army, or go out on your own?
Mwa-ha-ha
I'll do it.
You wish that all meals included lots of broccoli.
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
Wish Granted
All meals include broccoli...and thick, melted cheese!
I wish that I knew for sure whether I could make it as a writer.
"Adolescence is not a period that defines you, it's a period you define." - me
Wish Granted
If you settle for beans & rice the rest of your days and live on $10,000 dollars/year.
Sure, you can make it!
I wish more people were good at math and science.
God is leading me along a trail of miracles.
Granted
So many people are good at math & science that you lose your individuality. You feel commonplace and dull. Cheer up, Quartz!! You're still an uncommonly good artist!
I wish I could teach singing to my kids.
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
Granted!
You can now teach them 3 hours everyday. Still doesn't mean they'll learn
I wish that Rina and I could focus long enough to actually FINISH one of our short stories
No more denying. Stop trying to hide from it.
People are praying. They're saying their hope is near.
- "Destiny", Spirit Blade
Granted!
You can focus all you want. Still doean’t mean you’ll finish one.
(Sorry Mariel, I saw my opportunity.
And it was such a good corruption, it just had to be repeated!)
I wish everyone knew calculus.
God is leading me along a trail of miracles.
Wish Granted
Everyone hates you for wishing that and they launch you into space!!
I wish I knew how to milk goats!!
"Adolescence is not a period that defines you, it's a period you define." - me
granted
you know how to milk goats!!!!! Then you have to milk goats......
I wish that i had ninja skills!
MMMMMAWHAWHHWAWHmwhawhawhwahawhawhawhawhawha. ya i said!!! GET OVER IT!!!! i am very tired(like always) and very hyper(like duh)♫♫♫
Wish Granted!
You keep them in a little box on your dresser, never knowing what to do with them.
I wish I had an HDR camera. (ref.)
—
Quartz signervation:
Dress can only compliment beauty that is already there, and makeup can only cover a lady’s flaws – which real love does anyway.
God is leading me along a trail of miracles.
Wish Granted
You have super, awesome, amazing ninja skills!!! Sadly, you traded this for your warm blood and you find this out the hard way on a mission to Russia!!
I wish that everyone (Including Horatio) knew that my mom's apple pie is the best!!!!
"Adolescence is not a period that defines you, it's a period you define." - me
Oh
Use his. Sorry.
God is leading me along a trail of miracles.
FIXING!
Granted. Now if only you could remember what you were going to use it for ...

Granted. Everyone knows her pies are the best, but only your family believes it
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I wish that ice cream made you lose weight! *glares at her Oreo Blizzard icily*
(YAY, I'm getting better at this game
! And it only took my 5 forums to learn
)
No more denying. Stop trying to hide from it.
People are praying. They're saying their hope is near.
- "Destiny", Spirit Blade
*lol*
Thanks!
God is leading me along a trail of miracles.
Wish Granted
But the weight anyone loses eating it goes to someone else at random. We all have extreme, nervous breakdowns because of the weight gaining/losing.
I wish I COULD GET A HAIR CUT!!!
"Adolescence is not a period that defines you, it's a period you define." - me
Wish Granted.
Which one?
I wish that my code was unbreakable! >=D
♥♫♪◉☼
Would you rather raise an army, or go out on your own?
Granted
Your code is unbreakable, good job! but everyone had a nervous melt down from trying to solve it and everyone has ended up locked in the loopey house forever.
I wish that i wasn't allergic to peanuts anymore, i miss eating buckeyes and pb and j sandwhiches.
Grab your bagpipes and your roman shield and run!!!!!
Wish Granted
But you find that your tastes have changed, and you think peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and buckeyes are grose.
I wish that metric scale manufacturers would make scales that tell you your weight in Newtons (kilograms of meters per second per second) instead of telling you your mass, since it has to make the occasionally innaccurate assumption that gravity is 9.8 meters per second per second.
God is leading me along a trail of miracles.
Uh... Er... Wish... Granted?
Scales telling your weight in newtons are made. not very many people buy them because it's too complicated for their puny human minds to comprehend.
I wish my drawings didn't offend anyone! =D
The dangerous criminal known as Dragonman is hereby under arrest for assault with a deadly weapon, assault with a potentially deadly weapon, and assault with a weapon we couldn't believe could possibly be deadly but unfortunately was.
Wish Granted.
But for some reason, all you ever draw, or think about drawing is daisies.
I wish that ... Uh... someone other than crazy would wish for me.
♥♫♪◉☼
Would you rather raise an army, or go out on your own?
Granted!
I wish that Leela would wish for herself
No more denying. Stop trying to hide from it.
People are praying. They're saying their hope is near.
- "Destiny", Spirit Blade
...
God is leading me along a trail of miracles.
Wish Granted.
I wish that we would stop this nonsense.
♥♫♪◉☼
Would you rather raise an army, or go out on your own?
Wish Granted!
But we start again in a day!
I wish Pixar’s movies got 10% more attention than they otherwise would have.
God is leading me along a trail of miracles.
Granted
But it's all negative
I wish that I had eagle wings.
No more denying. Stop trying to hide from it.
People are praying. They're saying their hope is near.
- "Destiny", Spirit Blade
Wish granted.
You always walk into things and you leave a mess of feathers wherever you go. Out of spite, your mother feeds you mice.
I wish it would snow a lot!
I love snow!!! 
♥♫♪◉☼
Would you rather raise an army, or go out on your own?
wish Granted!
It snows constantly! Homes are Buried! Have fun getting outside! =D
I wish i had 20/20 vision
The dangerous criminal known as Dragonman is hereby under arrest for assault with a deadly weapon, assault with a potentially deadly weapon, and assault with a weapon we couldn't believe could possibly be deadly but unfortunately was.
Wish Granted!
But they’re now four times more sensitive to sunlight than before, and not even sunglasses help you. You have to walk around blindfolded, or stay in dark rooms.
I wish I could see the trailer for the new Star Trek movie!
God is leading me along a trail of miracles.
Wish Granted
Sadly, they find out the day after you watched it that it's a carcinogen. Everyone who watched it has a 25% chance of getting cancer, and, congratulations, you're on of the lucky few!!
I wish that text could convey emotion better over the internet.
"Adolescence is not a period that defines you, it's a period you define." - me
Wish Granted.
You become an emotional pansy like the new doctor.
I wish that stress wasn't stressful!
♥♫♪◉☼
Would you rather raise an army, or go out on your own?
Wish Granted.
It’s anxious instead.
I wish I had a sturdy tripod less than a foot tall!
God is leading me along a trail of miracles.
Wish Granted!
Have fun with your 2 centimeter tripod! =D
I wish i was completely healthy in every way, the Epitome of Human Wellness! =D
The dangerous criminal known as Dragonman is hereby under arrest for assault with a deadly weapon, assault with a potentially deadly weapon, and assault with a weapon we couldn't believe could possibly be deadly but unfortunately was.
Granted!
You are so healthy that the government decides to experiment on you to create an army of super soldiers. Have fun with life in an underground bunker =D
I wish that I had $135 in unmarked, five dollar bills
No more denying. Stop trying to hide from it.
People are praying. They're saying their hope is near.
- "Destiny", Spirit Blade
Wish Granted
They’re counterfeit.
I wish I had more time to animate.
God is leading me along a trail of miracles.
wish granted
You don't have time for anything else now! =D
I wish i was better at drawing faces! =D
The dangerous criminal known as Dragonman is hereby under arrest for assault with a deadly weapon, assault with a potentially deadly weapon, and assault with a weapon we couldn't believe could possibly be deadly but unfortunately was.
Granted >=D
Now you can't draw reptiles
I wish that I had a laptop of my own *strokes cousin's laptop*
No more denying. Stop trying to hide from it.
People are praying. They're saying their hope is near.
- "Destiny", Spirit Blade
Wish Granted
Sadly, because of the likeness of your laptop with that of a missing one, tied up in a murder case, you are wrongly accused of man slaughter. But don't worry. In just thirty short years you'll be able to see your cousin's laptop again.
I wish that the PACT I'm taking tomorrow would go well. And that I'd do well on it.
"Adolescence is not a period that defines you, it's a period you define." - me
Wish Granted!
You ace the Practice test, but flop on the ACT! =D
I wish i could draw a perfect likeness of anyone's face from memory
The dangerous criminal known as Dragonman is hereby under arrest for assault with a deadly weapon, assault with a potentially deadly weapon, and assault with a weapon we couldn't believe could possibly be deadly but unfortunately was.
granted
You can. you rise to fame as one of the worlds greatest artists. then you hired by the president at that time. He is exceptional ugly. You draw what you see. the world is mortifed and your black listed from ever working for anyone in the us of a ever again. you are forced to go to china to find work There you are paid pennies a day and every one calls you a white devil. after his term is up a new president calls upon you. you do not repeat the mistake and make them look totally unlike them selves. The president is a woman you make her look like Hasselhaff. She shoots you on site.
i wish that i could run in the cold with out pain and it be healthy to do so.
MMMMMAWHAWHHWAWHmwhawhawhwahawhawhawhawhawha. ya i said!!! GET OVER IT!!!! i am very tired(like always) and very hyper(like duh)♫♫♫
Wish!
I wish I could get drafted by the Major League Gaming league and play Halo 3 in tournaments for a $250,000 contract.
I've won two Halo 3 tournaments over here in Germany, and came in second at another. I have 3 Xbox 360s because I keep winning them.
Peace is a lie. There is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force will set me free.
- The Code of the Sith
Wish Granted
Your skin becomes resistant to cold, keeping you nice and toasty even in the harshest winter weather. So warm and toasty that you decide to run in your underwear. You are then arrested for public indecency.
Peace is a lie. There is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force will set me free.
- The Code of the Sith
Granted
Due to the pressure of playing in a stadium, you choke and come in last place
I wish that I hadn't eaten that leftover Chinese food last night

No more denying. Stop trying to hide from it.
People are praying. They're saying their hope is near.
- "Destiny", Spirit Blade
Wish Granted.
The Chinese food is still in the fridge. However, since you haven't eaten it, you didn't learn your lesson, and you eat it tonight.
I wish that I could type faster without mistakes!
♥♫♪◉☼
Would you rather raise an army, or go out on your own?
Wish Granted!
You accomplish this by always typing the same word over and over again…
I wish I knew what to give everyone for Christmas!
God is leading me along a trail of miracles.
Wish Granted! =D
You can't find the items anywhere =D
I wish people would stop requesting drawings like "a prettier mermaid than your last one"
The dangerous criminal known as Dragonman is hereby under arrest for assault with a deadly weapon, assault with a potentially deadly weapon, and assault with a weapon we couldn't believe could possibly be deadly but unfortunately was.
Granted
People ask you do draw things worse for them. You are unable to please your fans and grow in your skills. Welcome to the Wonderful World of Fame
I wish that I could psychically control my iPod to play the music I'm exactly in the mood for
No more denying. Stop trying to hide from it.
People are praying. They're saying their hope is near.
- "Destiny", Spirit Blade
Granted...
You can, but you use your iPod so much that it needs to be sent weekly to Apple for battery replacement, which is A REAL PAIN
I wish I didn't have to send my iPod to Apple for battery replacement.
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"If we are out of our minds, it is for the sake of God." -2 Corinthians 5:13a
*lol*
You don’t have to. You could always buy a spare part from a third party for $3,000 and void the warranty!
I wish haircuts were more convenient and cheaper.
God is leading me along a trail of miracles.
Wish Granted!
The haircut people come to your house, cut your hair for 2 bucks, and leave! But they always do a
HORRIBLE
job!
I wish that I get a great idea for a White elephant gift, and at the party everyone thinks mine is the best! ^.^
♥♫♪◉☼
Would you rather raise an army, or go out on your own?
Wish Granted!
Everyone else is angry at you for bringing a better gift. Noone is happy the rest of the party.
I wish i wasn't so stressed out
The dangerous criminal known as Dragonman is hereby under arrest for assault with a deadly weapon, assault with a potentially deadly weapon, and assault with a weapon we couldn't believe could possibly be deadly but unfortunately was.
Wish Granted
But the cost is every and all extracurricular activity you take part in. This includes all music programs, talent show, yearbook, and the play. You go mad from boredom
I wish that I was better at controlling my time (and myself)
No more denying. Stop trying to hide from it.
People are praying. They're saying their hope is near.
- "Destiny", Spirit Blade
Wish Granted.
You can make time go slower or faster now! However, you can't make it go normal anymore.
I wish i could run faster than anyone else in the world! =D
The dangerous criminal known as Dragonman is hereby under arrest for assault with a deadly weapon, assault with a potentially deadly weapon, and assault with a weapon we couldn't believe could possibly be deadly but unfortunately was.