The Doctor is in.
I've become a Doctor. (Not really but I'm gonna' pretend) 
So if you have "(Not real) problems" then come see me in the Chatbox! 
I've had a success as a psychiatrist with DragonManJ13. I think he could testify to that, right Dragon? Dragon IS a good boy! 
Help
I keep getting a muscle spasm in the top of my right foot. It's right at the base of my big toe. Should I stop wearing flip-flops?
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
*Thoughtfully.
Hmm...I believe that that would be classified as a, "Sandal Sprain." Avoid flip flops until the toe is completely healed. I also recommend toe excerscises seven days a week, twice daily.
(You can see your regular physichian for the instructions on doing your daily toe excercises.)
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The funeral was boring till the Irish dancers came in.
But...
But if I'm going to pay for an office visit anyway, why did I come to you in the first place. Hey! You're no doctor! You're just a quack. You belong on the "Bored" thread!
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
Yes! Dragon IS a Good Boy!
Dragon is grateful for your assistance!
but...isn't impersonating a doctor illegal in most countries?
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When forming a band, be sure to have a mini-fridge in your practice space. It's more important than a bassist.
Guns don't kill people... Dads with pretty daughters kill people.
Good Dragon!
No, Sangming! Don't say things like that! *pouts*
(Shhhhhhh Dragon! It's just a game!
)
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The funeral was boring till the Irish dancers came in.
More help!
Now I have a case of what looks like 'pool toe' on the bottom of my foot, but it isn't on my toe!! What'll I do!?
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
Hmm
Well I would suggest treating it like you would treat pool toe. You know, cover it with "New Skin" twice, daily. Once in the morning, (Probably after your shower.) and once in the evening. (Right before you go to bed.)
I hope it helps! Let me know how it turns out in about three days!
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The funeral was boring till the Irish dancers came in.
*calmly enters and sits down*
Doctor, I appear to have a large bump directly in the center of my face and nothing will get rid of it. It's starting to worry me...I don't know what to do...oh my goodness! You have one too! It's an epidemic!
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Slushy's words of wisdom:
A pizza a day will give you a long hospital stay.
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The floor beneath my feet pounds
The air around me fills with sound
I am one with the throbbing bass
and the lights that play on my face
Stay calm.
It's okay. This "Thing" on your face is called a "Nose". Everyone has one. It's NOT a disease. It's all okay now. You should go home and rest up.
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(Nice one Slushy! That's hilarious!)
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The funeral was boring till the Irish dancers came in.
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I have an addiction to the chatbox. I can't go a day without getting on at least three times! HELP ME!!!
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When forming a band, be sure to have a mini-fridge in your practice space. It's more important than a bassist.
Guns don't kill people... Dads with pretty daughters kill people.
lol
lol DragonMan. I feel for ya!
If you always know that the worst can happen at any moment then you are very rarely surprised. - Me
"Sir, the ketchup is becoming violently familiar with the guests." - me
Not everyone...
I have a grandson who doesn't have a nose and he thinks they look really strange. (You should meet him. He's a real doll.)
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
Dragon Man.
Hmm... It's like the caffeine thing....You need to try really hard to show self restraint.
Maybe it would help if you had a good schedule, like...you get on the computer once a day, for about an hour, hour and a half, and then go about with your life. Also it might help if you don't go into the chatbox if there aren't any people in there, unless someone's on the website and you want to specifically talk to them. And if you were in the chatbox, and everyone leaves, you should leave too.
I really hope this helps, but seeing how I get on more than once a day usually myself.....hehe....
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The funeral was boring till the Irish dancers came in.
Whatareyoutalkingabout!?!
Chatbox isn't an addiction! Everybody does it! It doesn't hurt anybody! I could stop anytime I wanted to! Grrrrr. *bites*
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"He speaks of Meow."
"Just feed the cat."
You know how to raspberry, don't you Steve? You just put your tongue out and blow.
yeah....right....
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The funeral was boring till the Irish dancers came in.
Actually...
Yeah nevermind about what I said! Let's get on the Chat Boat more often.
hehe! LOL!
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My Skunk is opening a can of worms for an elderly couple from Zanzibar.
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The funeral was boring till the Irish dancers came in.
YAY!!!!!!!!
I am proud to say that I know own ann imaginary degree fromm Imaginary University and am know an Imaginary Counselor! I already have a patient on the Chat Boat!!!
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Gimme my gummi bears!
Thanksgiving has another name, the germ exchange.
-my mom
Good for you.
I am greatly pleased for you. And I hope you enjoy your degree, and use it wisely.
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Savage Karioke. Find you inner self.
Dragon Karioke. Don't ask.
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The funeral was boring till the Irish dancers came in.
^_^
Thank you for your wisdom
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Gimme my gummi bears!
Thanksgiving has another name, the germ exchange.
-my mom
*Nods solemnly*
You're welcome.
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Savage Karioke. Find your inner self.
Dragon Karioke. Don't ask.
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The funeral was boring till the Irish dancers came in.