wish granted

Wish granted. the japanese hate your manga because an american wrote it.

I wish i was a more likeable person

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Random Disney Quote #1

I have an excellent suggestion! Let's change the subject!

But

You’re already pretty likeable!

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“... But as for me, I trust in [God.]” -Psalm 55:23

Wish granted.

You become so likable that you become world famous. People mob you wherever you go. They demand time and attention from you constantly. You cease to have a life.

I wish my room was clean.

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"He speaks of Meow."

"Just feed the cat."

Wish Granted

Your room is constantly clean because anything that enters it is immeadiatly disintigrated. You are never able to enter your room again.

I wish that I knew how to swim (well).

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Learn to laugh at yourself, and you shall never cease to be entertained.

~An Irish comedian whose name escapes me~

its fooy

wish granted it sell so well that that they have to make extra paper and kill the rest of the rainforests and we all die from co2 poisioning. and global warming.

I wish that i randomly won 10 billion dollars and that i could spell

Um, crazy?

What is with you and the environment!?

Your the greatest speller in the world but your 10 billion dollars is all in coins and crushes you. The world mourns.

I wish my room was clean.

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"He speaks of Meow."

"Just feed the cat."

Hehe...

Wish granted. Your room is spotless, but ... somehow no one ever notices.

You: Hi, come on in!

Guest: Thanks! ... Gee, I see your room isn’t in the best of conditions. (Laughs.) My room is the same way, I have awful trouble keeping it clean.

You: But, it is clean.

Guest: (Pause.) So it is! silly me.

...

I wish I already had a higher resolution version of the illustration to Malex Minute 086.

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“... But as for me, I trust in [God.]” -Psalm 55:23

Wish(es) granted

Quartz: a higher resolution version of the illustration spontaneously appears in front of you and refuses to leave. you run into stuff alot because the illustration won't get out of your way.

Mariel: You can now swim better than anyone in the world, but you have forgotten how to walk somehow. you are doomed to stay in a pool, or river, or ocean, or any other body of water forever.

I wish my mom wasn't so stressed.

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Random Quote

The fishy comes to me upon a stick! What does the Fishy Stick say?

Nice way to fix it

Wish granted, your mom suddenly goes into a coma and isn't stressed out at all.

I wish I was a mermaid.

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I'm waiting for a handsome prince.

Wish granted

You are now a Mermaid! You get caught by a random fisherman and put on display in an aquarium somewhere.

I wish my grandma's health would improve...

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Random Quote

The fishy comes to me upon a stick! What does the Fishy Stick say?

Wish Granted. :-)

Your Grandma becomes one of the world's best athletes of all time. But in becoming so loved by the world she seems to have forgotten all about you.

I wish that I was better at gymnastics.

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They suddenly and quite painfully, became Siamese twins.

wish granted

You are now better at gymnastics. your brain explodes from being so good.

I wish i could arrange my thoughts into words better

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Random Quote

The fishy comes to me upon a stick! What does the Fishy Stick say?

Wish Granted

You can now arrange your words to precisely and eloquently express exactly what you think. However, you must say exactly what you think at anything. You are eventually assainated by an Arabian sheik after you make fun of his turban in a very Shakespearean manner.

I wish that everyone's schedules were easier to manage.

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Learn to laugh at yourself, and you shall never cease to be entertained.

~An Irish comedian whose name escapes me~

*lol*

Mariel 7 said:

You are eventually assainated by an Arabian sheik after you make fun of his turban in a very Shakespearean manner.

Well put...

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“... But as for me, I trust in [God.]” -Psalm 55:23

Sure thing!

Everyone's schedules are easier to manage now because socialists got elected to the congress, senate and presidency. All of our lives must adhere to the same rigid schedule. ALL activities are planned by the government and everyone MUST participate. But the good news is that you don't have to give up tv. In fact, everyone must watch 2 hours of government produced television every evening.

I wish I knew what to give Oz for his birthday.

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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel

Wish granted

You know know exactly what to give Oz for his birthday. Unfortunately, you cannot find it no matter where you look.

I wish people would believe me when i say "Dragon is a Good Boy!"

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Random Quote

The fishy comes to me upon a stick! What does the Fishy Stick say?

Wish granted

Everyone now believes you when you say that "Dragon is a Good Boy!" They just don't believe you when you say "I'm Dragon!"

I wish it doesn't rain tomorrow. And I also wish that no one would corrupt my wish with an environmental catastrophe!

If you always know that the worst can happen at any moment then you are very rarely surprised. - Me

Very well ... You win

Not really:

It doesn't rain tomorrow. However, it's so sunny that if any of us walk outside we get very bad sunburns. And it stays for a month.

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Learn to laugh at yourself, and you shall never cease to be entertained.

~An Irish comedian whose name escapes me~

Hey mariel... you didn't wish!

Does that mean i can wish now? ok! Dragon is a Good Boy!

I wish i could play guitar very well.

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Random Quote

The fishy comes to me upon a stick! What does the Fishy Stick say?

Crap.

I really need to remember how to play this game ... *sigh* yes Dragon, you may have my wish

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Learn to laugh at yourself, and you shall never cease to be entertained.

~An Irish comedian whose name escapes me~

Wish granted.

You play so well that you get HUGE blisters on your hands. They never go away. You are never able to play guitar again.

I wish that I could be more creative with my wishes.

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They suddenly and quite painfully, became Siamese twins.

Okay

Your wishes become so creative that people write them down. They show up on t-shirts and bumper stickers. They go around the internet as clever emails in bright colors. You develop a huge following of people who can't decide for themselves what they want and they depend upon your wishes to clarify their wants and needs for them. You get your own tv talk show. The fame corrupts you totally and you become money and power hungry. No one truly likes you.

I wish our whole family lived closer together and knew each other better.

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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel

Wish Granted

We live in a oneroom house and know more then we ever wanted to know about eachother!

I wish that I could be in the mood to write all the time!

If you always know that the worst can happen at any moment then you are very rarely surprised. - Me

Granted

You are always in a perfect mood for writing from now on, and create for yourself a creative environment which is perfect for creating masterpieces of literature. However, you can't think of anything to write.

I wish that my computer would stop being stupid and let me watch YouTube again.

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Learn to laugh at yourself, and you shall never cease to be entertained.

~An Irish comedian whose name escapes me~

wish granted

your computer now forces you to watch such YouTube classics as Charlie the Unicorn constantly.

I wish i had a pet dragon who was the size of a kitty and attacked anyone i didn't like.

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Quotes from the horrors of the chatroom!

Bugs. Bugs everywhere. Wonderful, tasty bugs. You don't like the bugs do you? Not even with soda?

Wish granted (ps- I hate you)

You now have a tiny guard dragon who attacks anyone you dislike. However, in a Mountain Dew induced stupor of self-loathing, your dragon senses your dislike for your self. You are mauled by a miniature dragon. Sound familiar?

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Learn to laugh at yourself, and you shall never cease to be entertained.

~An Irish comedian whose name escapes me~

haha awesome!

that's amazing! I never woulda thought of that!

ps- why mariel hate Dragon? Dragon did nothing wrong! Dragon is a Good Boy!

pps- Where's the next wish?

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Quotes from the horrors of the chatroom!

Bugs. Bugs everywhere. Wonderful, tasty bugs. You don't like the bugs do you? Not even with soda?

Crap .... again

PS- I don't hate you ... it's just fun to see you get mauled.

PPS- Shut up (jk)

Okay. I wish that I could go back to the British Isles for free.

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Learn to laugh at yourself, and you shall never cease to be entertained.

~An Irish comedian whose name escapes me~

*Evil Grin*

Wish Granted.

You are launched over the pond with a trebuchet!

I wish I didn't waste time playing Pokemon...

If you always know that the worst can happen at any moment then you are very rarely surprised. - Me

*sarcasm* Thanks Foppy

Granted. You never play Pokemon ever again. however, you have a sudden compulsion to begin playing YuGiOh *evil grin* (Payback)

I wish I had a cupcake ^__^

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Learn to laugh at yourself, and you shall never cease to be entertained.

~An Irish comedian whose name escapes me~

wish granted.

you now have a cupcake. You get extremely overly happy at this new development and go into a happy-coma. While you are busy coma-ing, (grammar?)I come along and eat your cupcake.

I wish I had more free time to do what i want.

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Quotes from the horrors of the chatroom!

I was a dog once. I got better. Not a better dog, mind you. I'm a terrible dog now.

REVENGE!!!!

Wish granted. You have all the free time you could possibly want because everyone sudden goes into a coma, and they don't expect anything from you. You watch old YouTube videos to entertain yourself for the rest of your life. You go mad

I wish that "M" was my real sister so I could bring her to the Premiere party.

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Learn to laugh at yourself, and you shall never cease to be entertained.

~An Irish comedian whose name escapes me~

Wish granted

M cannot be your real sister, but I call Aisling and ask if she can some to the premier party anyway.

I wish that i never have to see *mumbles* ever again in my life.

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Fopsworth doesn't exist, he's really Aisling.

Wish granted

Congratulations!! You never have to see *Mumbles* ever again. But you start seeing *Shouts* every where you go!

I wish that I hadn't eaten that "duck".

If you always know that the worst can happen at any moment then you are very rarely surprised. - Me

wish granted

The "duck" eats you instead.

I wish I had a super power of my choice

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Quotes from the horrors of the chatroom!

I was a dog once. I got better. Not a better dog, mind you. I'm a terrible dog now.

No prob

You get the first superpower that pops into your head. You do scads of damage with it before you realize you have it and spend years working to pay off the damages.

I wish I could transport all of us back to a better era.

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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel

Wish granted.

You transport us back to what you believe is a better era. However you didn't realize that Oz's greatest skill & how he makes money, is not needed or even realized back then. Thus making us poor and hungry and we have to beg on the streets for the rest of our lives.

I wish that my Sissy never had to go away again. Meaning:(I wish that she didn't have to go away to college)

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Call 1-800-555-1234 for questions, comments, or snotty remarks.

Because of Sm's response

*whimpers and has nightmares forever*

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I'm waiting for a handsome prince.

Granted

Ais never goes away... but because of this Lilly is always with her and you never get to spend anytime with her.

I wish i had a wish

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"Join the army they say, it'll be fun they say!"

Wish granted.... In excess

You have so many wishes that you don't know what to wish for!

I wish that all of you played my dungeon!

If you always know that the worst can happen at any moment then you are very rarely surprised. - Me

granted

everyone plays dungeon, but beacuse so many people play it gets so spammed that you cant reply to everyone.

I wish that I had more time alone.

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"Join the army they say, it'll be fun they say!"

Revenge! >:)

You spend several hours a day all alone. Because of your descelate ways the world rejects you. Everyone hates you. Your always alone now. You find yourself wishing that you had times where you weren't alone, but it's too late now!

I wish people would STOP making more than one account.

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Call 1-800-555-1234 for questions, comments, or snotty remarks.

wish granted

everyone stops making multiple account but everyone but you forgets there password and can't make another accont so the entire poplation of malexmedia.net dies down to 1... you... and you are so bored that you start crying...

i wish i remebered the passwrod to tomphson221

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"Join the army they say, it'll be fun they say!"

Correction.

Most people don't forget their passwords.

Only people who don't get on often forget their passwords.

So ha!

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Call 1-800-555-1234 for questions, comments, or snotty remarks.

ha!

i didnt get on often becuase i forgot my password because it was garbled letters!

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"Join the army they say, it'll be fun they say!"

Well that's okay.

That's fine. just instead of making a new password, click, before you log on that is, "forgotten password?" or something like that. Then change your password to something memorable, but hard to guess.

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Call 1-800-555-1234 for questions, comments, or snotty remarks.

Wish granted

You suddenly remember the password to Tomphson221, however in your absence LRRS got on under that name and everyone automatically hates you.

I wish Fopsworth would reply quicker to his Dungeon game so I could get somewhere interesting faster.

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Fopsworth doesn't exist, he's really Aisling.

Wish granted

I reply so fast it makes your head spin. Sadly it won't spin back and you have use a mirror to see the keys as you type.

I wish that I had a perfect system for making the dungeon playable!

If you always know that the worst can happen at any moment then you are very rarely surprised. - Me

wish granted

its so good that there are so many ways to go and none can decide which way to go.

i wish i had better headphones

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"Join the army they say, it'll be fun they say!"

Wish granted

i wish i had better headphones-Tom

Wish granted, You get brand new headphones but as you go to use them for the first time, you don't realize that you have the volume turned up all the way and you are deafened by the sound. You no longer want to play computer and you let the rest of te family use it.

I wish I had a list of the titles of the Tom Baker Doctor who episodes.

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Fopsworth doesn't exist, he's really Aisling.

wish granted.

You have a list of all the tom baker doctor who episodes. Your head explodes from pure joy.

I wish my internet would stop being stupid.

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When forming a band, be sure to have a mini-fridge in your practice space. It's more important than a bassist.

Wish granted

Your internet is now amazingly smart. It just hates you and plays random, malicious pranks on you every chance it gets.

I wish that AFD occurred more regularly.

If you always know that the worst can happen at any moment then you are very rarely surprised. - Me

*pondering*

What's AFD?

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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel

AFD

Adventures of Fox and Dragon.

Gregory's Dance Studio - Teaches everything from tap to the grim fandango!

Wish Granted!

AFD now occurs about 50x more often and we run out of ideas and stop playing. The world mourns.

I wish I knew God's plan for my life.

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Long ago, it seems so long ago how young and innocent we were.

She may not remember me, but I remember Her.

Wish granted.

You know everything God has planned, the good and the bad. You never have to worry or be concerned or learn to trust Him blindly and you are never thrilled or excited or surprised ever again.

I wish that I never did foolish things that I regret.

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"He speaks of Meow."

"Just feed the cat."

Wish granted

You do a lot of foolish things that you have no regret for whatsoever. Your life is ruined, though you're oblivious.

AFD now occurs about 50x more often and we run out of ideas and stop playing. The world mourns. - DragonManJ13

That's hilarious Dragonman. I wish I could come up with ones this funny.

Gregory's Dance Studio - Teaches everything from tap to the grim fandango!

The shoe is on the other foot

Behold! Someone other than me forgot how to play the game!!

So, FoxBoy, DO you have a wish

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Learn to laugh at yourself, and you shall never cease to be entertained.

~An Irish comedian whose name escapes me~

I say nothing

I wish I could come up with ones this funny. - Fopsworth

Gregory's Dance Studio - Teaches everything from tap to the grim fandango!

none of your saucy! (hehehehe >=) )

I wish I could come up with ones this funny. - Fopsworth

You come up with "ones" that are as funny as, if not more funny than any of Dragon's "ones" ... you don't want to know what the "ones" are!

^_____^

I wish that Prince Melvin was finished and I could show my friends right now

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Learn to laugh at yourself, and you shall never cease to be entertained.

~An Irish comedian whose name escapes me~

Okay

Prince Melvin is finished, but the music is abysmal. You lose stature with your friends and can never face them again.

I wish television and radio had never been invented.

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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel

LOL!

"You do a lot of foolish things that you have no regret for whatsoever. Your life is ruined, though you're oblivious. -Foxsworth

lol foxy, lol!

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My Skunk is opening a can of worms for an elderly couple from Zanzibar.

Yeah.

"I wish that AFD occurred more regularly." -Foxsworth

Yeah, me too.

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Call 1-800-555-1234 for questions, comments, or snotty remarks.

Hmmm...

"I wish that I had a perfect system for making the dungeon playable!" -Foxsworth

Me too.

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Call 1-800-555-1234 for questions, comments, or snotty remarks.

Wish Granted.

"I wish television and radio had never been invented." -Sangming

Wish Granted. No such thing as television or radio exist at all. Therefore neither does the Malex Mintue. And in a time of dire need, there is no good way to communicate that we need to evacuate because of bombs.

I wish that my kitty didn't sneeze on me.

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My Skunk is opening a can of worms for an elderly couple from Zanzibar.

Wish granted

Instead he coughs!

I wish dungeon would update itself.

Gregory's Dance Studio - Teaches everything from tap to the grim fandango!

>;(

I wish it did too.

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"He speaks of Meow."

"Just feed the cat."

Wish Granted

Dungeon is now an automatic system. However, it now forces only one player to play at a time. All players hunt you down and destroy you for developing an automatic system for dungeon.

I wish I had more confidence.

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Long ago, it seems so long ago how young and innocent we were.

She may not remember me, but I remember Her.

Wish Granted.

You are more confident than anyone you know. Sadly no one is confident enough to talk to someone as confident as you. You are no better off than before.

I wish that I never felt nausiated again. Bleh.

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Savage Karioke. Find you inner self.

Wish granted

You never feel nausiated again. But now you feel nauseated all the time!

I wish that I had more confidence!

Life is like an art gallery. The only thing worth doing is walking about and reveling in the true beauty captured in every moment and praising God for it all.

Bwahaha!

Wish granted.

You now have all the confidence in the world! You confidently walk off a cliff because you were so confident that you could fly!

I wish i had more wishes and that they couldn't be corrupted

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Big Ben is... big.

Wish granted

You now have the ultimate uncorruptible wishes to provide on this thread. The game ends permanently, and the world mourns.

I wish I had some talent usable in the 'real world'.

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Look! Up in the Sky! It's a Bird!

And over there! It's a bug!

Oooh! Over there's a Squirrel!

Wish Granted

You now have great skill with numbers and become a state recognized accountant. Your shattered psyche selves refuse to socialize with you. You become a very boring person.

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Learn to laugh at yourself, and you shall never cease to be entertained.

~An Irish comedian whose name escapes me~

Wish gra.... wait... where's your wish?

... wish?

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Look! Up in the Sky! It's a Bird!

And over there! It's a bug!

Oooh! Over there's a Squirrel!

CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

grrrr ... ... You know what ... I'm just gonna stop playing this game since I clearly am incapable of grasping the concept.

I wish that I would remember to wish for stuff after corrupting other wishes.

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Learn to laugh at yourself, and you shall never cease to be entertained.

~An Irish comedian whose name escapes me~

Wish Granted.

You remember to amazingly now. You never find out about it though, because you stopped playing.

I wish that Mariel would play anyway because none of us care when others make simple mistakes. (Or at least I don't! )

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Savage Karioke. Find your inner self.

Dragon Karioke. Don't ask.

Wish granted :-)

I continue to play, but this negates the previous corruption and I often continue to forget to wish

I wish that at least some of The Fox and Dragon Adventures were finished and posted so I could see them!

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Learn to laugh at yourself, and you shall never cease to be entertained.

~An Irish comedian whose name escapes me~

Hmmm...

I can't, with a good conscience corrupt a wish that I'd wish for too... Hmm. I'll leave it to someone else!

Heheh...

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Savage Karioke. Find your inner self.

Dragon Karioke. Don't ask.

Wish Granted! >=]

Fox and Dragon is put on the internet for all to see! But as you click the link to view it, you are stuck with RANDOM BLINDNESS SYNDROME!!! you weep bitterly.

I wish my grandma would live to see my Graduation

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Look! Up in the Sky! It's a Bird!

And over there! It's a bug!

Oooh! Over there's a Squirrel!

*threatening eyes*

Nobody corrupt that wish.

I'll put up a new wish and no one corrupts Dragons.

I wish i had all my chores done and the house was spotless and my brother was trapped outside so he couldn't make it messy.

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Big Ben is... big.

umm... Wish granted! =D

Your brother calls the police and you go to jail for locking him outside.

I wish that I knew how to bowl!!! =D

Life is like an art gallery. The only thing worth doing is walking about and reveling in the true beauty captured in every moment and praising God for it all.

Wish Granted!

All your chores are done! The house is spotless! Your brother is trapped outside! You are praised by your friends and neighbors! Then, the Zombie Uprising Cometh and nobody cares anymore!

I wish my emotions were easier to control!

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Look! Up in the Sky! It's a Bird!

And over there! It's a bug!

Oooh! Over there's a Squirrel!

2 Wishes granted!

You, Foppy, know how to bowl. You only know however. You can't actually do it.

You, Dragon, control your emotions like a kite on the wind. Umm...Yeah. Anyway for some reason everyone else can't control their emotions! You are in a world of craziness!

I wish that...Hum...What do I wish?

Okay. I wish that people wouldn't take this game too seriously when they are making wishes!

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Savage Karioke. Find your inner self.

Dragon Karioke. Don't ask.

Oop[s

I was about to wish that Ais could come home for the long weekend. Forget I was even here.

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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel

Wish granted!!!

Oz says we can drive up and pick her up!!!!

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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel

WOO HOO!!!!!!!!!

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BESTEST BUDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can... can i spend a little time with her? just a little? please?

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Big Ben is... big.