For those who need a laugh,
Roamng found this somewhere;
The Tale of Two Robbins
Two robins were sitting in a tree. "I'm really hungry." said the first one. "Me too." said the second. "Lets fly down and get some lunch.
They flew to the ground and found a nice plot of plowed ground full of worms. They ate and ate and ate and ate until they couldn't eat anymore.
"I'm so full I don't think I can fly back up to the tree." said the first one.
"Me neither. Let's just lay here and bask in the warm sun." said the second.
"O.K." said the first. They flopped down, basking in the sun. No sooner than they had fallen asleep, when a big, fat tom cat snuck up and gobbled them up. As he sat washing his face after his meal, he thought, "I just love baskin' robins."
Ok, it was mildly funny, But I still felt like posting it.
Groan
That, my dear, is what's known as a groaner. You know, the kind of joke that doesn't make you laugh, but makes you groan instead. Dad's of all kinds are famous for telling them.
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
-Corpulent Chaos-
Wow... I have to say, that wasn't that funny Slush.
Here's some work of that graffiti artist banksy:
"Once upon a time there was a bear and a bee who lived in a wood and were the best of friends. All summer long the bee collected nectar from morning to night while the bear lay on his back basking in the long grass.
When Winter came the Bear realised he had nothing to eat and thought to himself 'I hope that busy little Bee will share some of his honey with me'. But the Bee was nowhere to be found - he had died of a stress induced coronary disease".
.::Duex Ex Machina!::.
Almost All Annoying Artists Alternate Across Acting Atrociously , Authorizing Abominable Alliterations, And Administering Awful Antics.
- Christoph Jenkins
.::Duex Ex Machina!::.
Almost All Annoying Artists Alternate Across Acting Atrociously , Authorizing Abominable Alliterations, And Administering Awful Antics.
- Christoph Jenkins
Hehe
I thought that was pretty funny... I guess I'm a good candidate for fatherhood, eh SangMing?
--Alex Markley
"Y'all live long and prosper, ya hear?"
Alex Markley
“Objects in mirror seem closer than they appear.”
lol
Oh, Slushy...tsk, tsk, tsk. I guess I really should be tsking myself...I don't even know what baskin & robbins is! Nontheless, this little joke was mildy amusing
"Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways acknowledge Him, and He will direct your paths."
- Proverbs 3:5-6
"Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways acknowledge Him, and He will direct your paths."
- Proverbs 3:5-6
O_O
... It's kind of gruesome ...
Christoph Jenkins's is less so...
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The last thing I took too seriously was the fact that I had to stop taking unimportant things too seriously.
“[Jesus said,] ‘Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will not pass away.’” –Matthew 24:35 (ESV)
Umm....
"Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways acknowledge Him, and He will direct your paths."
- Proverbs 3:5-6
"Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways acknowledge Him, and He will direct your paths."
- Proverbs 3:5-6
...
It's just surprising, because you expect there to be some sort of conflict. Like in the story of the little red hen, but instead, the bee has died because of the work...
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The last thing I took too seriously was the fact that I had to stop taking unimportant things too seriously.
“[Jesus said,] ‘Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will not pass away.’” –Matthew 24:35 (ESV)
Baskin Robbins
Baskin Robbins was a restaurant that specialized in ice cream treats. I think there's still a brand of ice cream none as Baskin Robbins.
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
I think I understand...
Christoph mentioned this guy before, didn't you? He does polictical commentary.
This story doesn't sound like it's supposed to be funny... It's sounds like an Aesops' Fable style political commentary.
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"From the great Gales of Ireland,
Are the men that God made mad,
For all their wars are merry,
And all their songs are sad." - G. K. Chesterton
You know how to raspberry, don't you Steve? You just put your tongue out and blow.
Of COURSE it's not funny...
That's simply because you haven't had lots of caffeine(which was the case with me when I posted the horrid thing) or no sleep in a couple days. Try it! Then everything will be funny.
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Your mind is a terrible thing to lose.
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The floor beneath my feet pounds
The air around me fills with sound
I am one with the throbbing bass
and the lights that play on my face
Hmm...
"This story doesn't sound like it's supposed to be funny... It's sounds like an Aesops' Fable style political commentary." -Aisling
Ah, yes... I see that now, I think. But sometimes Aesops' fables are mildly funny too...
Is it perhaps calling to attention people's alarmist feelings about stress-induced coronary dieases?
"Of COURSE it's not funny... That's simply because you haven't had lots of caffeine or no sleep in a couple days. Try it! Then everything will be funny." -Slushpunk
Yeah, that can really start to mess with your mind...
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The last thing I took too seriously was the fact that I had to stop taking unimportant things too seriously.
“[Jesus said,] ‘Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will not pass away.’” –Matthew 24:35 (ESV)
-Ching Chow Chang-
Yeah, that can really start to mess with your mind...
-Mr. Q
See Mal and Ice episodes 1-10
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Aesop's Fables? Well, of course, youve heard a story resembling that one, right? I think it involves a cricket who works all the time.... Or maybe it was a lazy cricket and some busy ants....
Anyway, Banksy's thing there is kinda poking fun at that story. I think the message was that too much work can be a bad thing, and tat life should be lived.
.::Duex Ex Machina!::.
Almost All Annoying Artists Alternate Across Acting Atrociously , Authorizing Abominable Alliterations, And Administering Awful Antics.
- Christoph Jenkins
.::Duex Ex Machina!::.
Almost All Annoying Artists Alternate Across Acting Atrociously , Authorizing Abominable Alliterations, And Administering Awful Antics.
- Christoph Jenkins
Mind-altering Literature
See Mal and Ice episodes 1-10 -CJ
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Doors don't hurt people, people hurt people!
The normal ones are boring. They all run-off screaming toward sanity. We just sit there at laugh at their sad attempts.
*LOL* "Mind Altering Literature"?
At first, it simply affects the brain's dopamine levels, producing tolerance. But at higher dosages, it produces psychological dependence, and finally addiction.
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The last thing I took too seriously was the fact that I had to stop taking unimportant things too seriously.
“[Jesus said,] ‘Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will not pass away.’” –Matthew 24:35 (ESV)
Funny Funny
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"From the great Gales of Ireland,
Are the men that God made mad,
For all their wars are merry,
And all their songs are sad." - G. K. Chesterton
You know how to raspberry, don't you Steve? You just put your tongue out and blow.
-Kalculating Kuisinart-
Well, I was just referring to them because caffeine is mentioned the most there.
.::Duex Ex Machina!::.
Almost All Annoying Artists Alternate Across Acting Atrociously , Authorizing Abominable Alliterations, And Administering Awful Antics.
- Christoph Jenkins
.::Duex Ex Machina!::.
Almost All Annoying Artists Alternate Across Acting Atrociously , Authorizing Abominable Alliterations, And Administering Awful Antics.
- Christoph Jenkins
*gasp*
Another kind of groaner is...THE DREADED PUN!!!
BTW, new sig
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I call the big one bitey - Homer Simpson
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I need a siggy...
Oh wait.
oops
"That's simply because you haven't had lots of caffeine(which was the case with me when I posted the horrid thing) or no sleep in a couple days. Try it! Then everything will be funny."_slushy
Well that explains why i laughed.
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"that ain't fair!" "No, its not. But thats just the way it is."-labrynth
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“Yeah,” Ilor said, beginning to laugh, “they'd kill us because they're pirates!”
MMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
no ones posted so i thought i would MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MMMMMAWHAWHHWAWHmwhawhawhwahawhawhawhawhawha. ya i said!!! GET OVER IT!!!! i am very tired(like always) and very hyper(like duh)♫♫♫
Psst.
Watch your chewing. You’re opening your mouth just far enough to show your cud.
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“... But as for me, I trust in [God.]” -Psalm 55:23
“[Jesus said,] ‘Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will not pass away.’” –Matthew 24:35 (ESV)
:-O
Hey!!! I've been noticing that people take after MY Moos. >
I was the first person to Moo around these parts...
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They suddenly and quite painfully, became Siamese twins.
♥♫♪◉☼
The funeral was boring till the Irish dancers came in.
Ngaugh Wong Mu
The Queen Mother of the Cows decrees that Leela is the official first mooer.
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
in case anyone cares
My cat is eating my mashed potatoes...
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I'm waiting for a handsome prince.
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“Yeah,” Ilor said, beginning to laugh, “they'd kill us because they're pirates!”
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your cat... is eating... your mashed potatoes... wow. that's the most random thing i've heard all day, and i've been hanging out with my caffeine fueled buddies all day! The only reason we're awake right now is cuz of the excessive ammounts of mountain dew we've consumed.
Dragon is a Good Boy!
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Random Quote
The fishy comes to me upon a stick! What does the Fishy Stick say?
Guns don't kill people... Dads with pretty daughters kill people.
>_<
Dragon is a Liar!
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Learn to laugh at yourself, and you shall never cease to be entertained.
~An Irish comedian whose name escapes me~
The normal ones are boring. They all run-off screaming toward sanity. We just sit there at laugh at their sad attempts.
0.0
Dragon is not a liar! Dragon is a Good Boy!
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Random Quote
The fishy comes to me upon a stick! What does the Fishy Stick say?
Guns don't kill people... Dads with pretty daughters kill people.
*sarcastic*
uh huh ... Mountain Dew
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Learn to laugh at yourself, and you shall never cease to be entertained.
~An Irish comedian whose name escapes me~
The normal ones are boring. They all run-off screaming toward sanity. We just sit there at laugh at their sad attempts.
Ais joins in.
Aisling believes Dragon.
Ais used to have a hard time convincing people Ais was a good girl. Now Ais has trouble convincing herself.
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"He speaks of Meow."
"Just feed the cat."
You know how to raspberry, don't you Steve? You just put your tongue out and blow.
*lol*
DragonManJ13 said:
wow. that's the most random thing i've heard all day …
I quite share your thoughts.
That was hilarious.
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“… But as for me, I trust in [God.]” –Psalm 55:23
“[Jesus said,] ‘Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will not pass away.’” –Matthew 24:35 (ESV)
Well Dragon...
if you really are a good boy then why were you drinking caffeine and why do we call you the Prince of Madness?
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I have one word for you... *stands on stool with Aisling's cloak... LOOM!!!!!
Thanksgiving has another name, the germ exchange.
-my mom