When I lived in Virginia, my best friend and I were born at the same hospital, but he was one day younger. We were practically twins, but I never let him forget that I was older!
Poor Paul... on one of our birthdays together, one of his friends dared him to wrestle me. I won and I don't think I've ever seen him more embarassed; beaten by a girl on his birthday!
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Insanity brings people closer
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The normal ones are boring. They all run-off screaming toward sanity. We just sit there at laugh at their sad attempts.
So do people like Mariel and i have to get him a present? I mean she only knows him as Foppy (btw thats hilarious) and I wouldnt even know him if he didnt happen to be related to my best friend. Anyway...
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Send the river faster on it's path, so the river will find me sooner, sooner at the sea...
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“Yeah,” Ilor said, beginning to laugh, “they'd kill us because they're pirates!”
"In the heat of the composition I find that I have inadvertently allowed myself to assume the form of a large centipede."-Screwtape-from the screwtape letters
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"Sir, the ketchup is becoming violently familiar with the guests." - me
I got some of my presents today. One of my friends gave me come DVD's and wrapped them in duct-tape (sorry I can't shut up about it, Lilly, but I think it's cool)!!!
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Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean ...
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The normal ones are boring. They all run-off screaming toward sanity. We just sit there at laugh at their sad attempts.
But, yes, I did make it up, sorta. It was a revised version of the stupid song Mom used to sing to get me to eat veggies. Ice helped me to realize that my revised version was also stupid. And don't say otherwise!
YAAAAAYYYYY
Now we can all go out and spend a lot of money on presents for him!!!!!!!!!!!
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Foolish words, spoken by a fool, among fools, never sound quite so foolish.
You know how to raspberry, don't you Steve? You just put your tongue out and blow.
Foppy=Fopsworth btw
Happy birthday Foppy!
Can you post a wish list so we'll know what to get you?
Siggy -
"That's right everyone! Revel in my awesomenessisity! You in the back! Revel harder!" - Whipplepoo the Philosopher
I life my life by ONE rule: break EVERY rule!
*Sniff'l*
You all... forgot MY birthday! It was last week!
I'm only joking, so you all know.
Happy b-day Fopsworth! 
Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
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"Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something." - Plato
Happy Birthday to All
Everyone loves birthdays.
Mine's in two weeks!!! Hooray for me!!!

BTW, what's up with the dancing panda!!

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Insanity brings people closer
The normal ones are boring. They all run-off screaming toward sanity. We just sit there at laugh at their sad attempts.
I certainly love b-days!
Happy b-day Mr. Hobbit/Butler. And, HA! I'm a whole two months older than you!
Why is everbody's b-day in May? My dad's is in May too.
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And this is why your mind is such a terrible thing to lose.
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The floor beneath my feet pounds
The air around me fills with sound
I am one with the throbbing bass
and the lights that play on my face
B-Dayz R awesome
When I lived in Virginia, my best friend and I were born at the same hospital, but he was one day younger. We were practically twins, but I never let him forget that I was older!
Poor Paul... on one of our birthdays together, one of his friends dared him to wrestle me. I won and I don't think I've ever seen him more embarassed; beaten by a girl on his birthday!

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Insanity brings people closer
The normal ones are boring. They all run-off screaming toward sanity. We just sit there at laugh at their sad attempts.
Yeahhey!
Foppy! I like that. Good one, 'Punk.
Good to see you back 501337! And I love the dancing panda!
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Foolish words, spoken by a fool, among fools, never sound quite so foolish.
You know how to raspberry, don't you Steve? You just put your tongue out and blow.
O-kay...
Well, whenever it was, happy birthday.
ILOVE your little panda guy. He's so cool!!
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Just keep swimming!
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
So
So do people like Mariel and i have to get him a present? I mean she only knows him as Foppy (btw thats hilarious) and I wouldnt even know him if he didnt happen to be related to my best friend. Anyway...
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Send the river faster on it's path, so the river will find me sooner, sooner at the sea...
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“Yeah,” Ilor said, beginning to laugh, “they'd kill us because they're pirates!”
Ha...
Well it's too late now. Today's his birthday.
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This statement in this signature is a lie.
“[Jesus said,] ‘Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will not pass away.’” –Matthew 24:35 (ESV)
Oh well ...
Yesterday was my mom's birthday!!!
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For every minute you exist, take two to live
The normal ones are boring. They all run-off screaming toward sanity. We just sit there at laugh at their sad attempts.
No gifts
No presents are required, just greetings and good will.
Happy birthday to Mariel's Mom.
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Just keep swimming!
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
I wonder ...
what will Fopsworth say when he reads this

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For every minute you exist, take two to live
The normal ones are boring. They all run-off screaming toward sanity. We just sit there at laugh at their sad attempts.
Thanks
Thank you all and to all a goodday.
"In the heat of the composition I find that I have inadvertently allowed myself to assume the form of a large centipede."-Screwtape-from the screwtape letters
"Sir, the ketchup is becoming violently familiar with the guests." - me
Go Me !!!
Yesterday was my birthday
!!!!!
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For every minute you exist, take two to live
The normal ones are boring. They all run-off screaming toward sanity. We just sit there at laugh at their sad attempts.
Happy birthday Mariel!
I just know I'm gonna have to work on my birthday...
Siggy -
Resident Trance Priest. Feel the beat...
I life my life by ONE rule: break EVERY rule!
Yahoooy!!!
Happy B-day!
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Foolish words, spoken by a fool, among fools, never sound quite so foolish.
You know how to raspberry, don't you Steve? You just put your tongue out and blow.
Thanks a lot
I got some of my presents today. One of my friends gave me come DVD's and wrapped them in duct-tape (sorry I can't shut up about it, Lilly, but I think it's cool)!!!
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Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean ...
The normal ones are boring. They all run-off screaming toward sanity. We just sit there at laugh at their sad attempts.
yayfullnessity
I love typos
!
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I used to be a bunny,
I was one all my life,
But I was very yummy,
So they ate me with a knife.
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The floor beneath my feet pounds
The air around me fills with sound
I am one with the throbbing bass
and the lights that play on my face
There is a reason we call her slushy..
Did you make up your new sig?
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Suddenly and horribly, I could hear the Slushy no longer...
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“Yeah,” Ilor said, beginning to laugh, “they'd kill us because they're pirates!”
too late
Too late! I changed it already!
But, yes, I did make it up, sorta. It was a revised version of the stupid song Mom used to sing to get me to eat veggies. Ice helped me to realize that my revised version was also stupid. And don't say otherwise!
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I bring tidings of yayfullness to all!
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The floor beneath my feet pounds
The air around me fills with sound
I am one with the throbbing bass
and the lights that play on my face
Boredom breeds stupidity
"my revised version was also stupid. And don't say otherwise! - Slushpunk"
No worries there
!!
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Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean ...
The normal ones are boring. They all run-off screaming toward sanity. We just sit there at laugh at their sad attempts.