I'm in Rehab!
Hello all my wonderful fans! Youre so grate!
Lots has changed since my appearance in Malex and Icepunk... I'm very sorry they didn't keep writing about me, or you would have known about all my wonderous adventures!
And I'm not smuggling crack for Grandma anymore! I'm in rehab instead!
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LRRS
Hello, LRRS.
As you learned from our little chat in the chatbox, I drew that picture of you.
Welcome to the mAlex Media Network! I love that phrase.
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Can you truthfully and conclusively answer anything to this question other than "Yes"?
“[Jesus said,] ‘Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will not pass away.’” –Matthew 24:35 (ESV)
Welcome
Well, uh, welcome, LRRS. It's good to have you aboard...I guess.
Just keep swimming!
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
my reacuring nightmare has come true!
Welcome anyway.
Slushpunk's words of wisdom:
If someone asks you if youve heard the pink+white joke, smack them and run for all your worth.
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The floor beneath my feet pounds
The air around me fills with sound
I am one with the throbbing bass
and the lights that play on my face
Ha ha ha!
After reading Malex and Icepunk, stay far away from me... thing!
But welcome anyway! Glad you got away from grandma.
If there is no chocolate in heaven, I'm not going.
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“Yeah,” Ilor said, beginning to laugh, “they'd kill us because they're pirates!”
demon possessed squirrel!
demon possessed squirrel! shoot it! shoot it!
Slushpunk's words of wisdom:
If someone asks you if youve heard the pink+white joke, smack them and run for all your worth.
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The floor beneath my feet pounds
The air around me fills with sound
I am one with the throbbing bass
and the lights that play on my face
Aaarrrgggh!
Quick! Slushie's got a gun! Tackle her! Tackle her!
*whump*
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There is nothing a psychiatrist can do that bubble wrap can't.
You know how to raspberry, don't you Steve? You just put your tongue out and blow.
Suppress the Slushpup
I'll hold her down while you fetch that animal control noose-thingie.
Just keep swimming!
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
Suppressed
"Hereby one of the guinea-pigs cheered, and was immediately suppressed by the officers of the court. (As that is rather a hard word, I will just explain to you how it was done. They had a large canvas bag, which tied up at the mouth with strings: into this they slipped the guinea-pig, head first, and then sat upon it.)
'I'm glad I've seen that done,' thought Alice. 'I've so often read in the newspapers, at the end of trials, 'There was some attempt at applause, which was immediately suppressed by the officers of the court,' and I never understood what it meant till now.'"
-Lewis Carrol's "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland"
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There is nothing a psychiatrist can do that bubble wrap can't.
You know how to raspberry, don't you Steve? You just put your tongue out and blow.
Suppression
I never understood what it meant till now.
It's always good to understand a new concept.
Just keep swimming!
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
...
YAY!!!
Slushpunk's words of wisdom:
If someone asks you if youve heard the pink+white joke, smack them and run for all your worth.
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The floor beneath my feet pounds
The air around me fills with sound
I am one with the throbbing bass
and the lights that play on my face
Good grief...
I look away for five minutes, and look what happens!
Good grief...
--Alex Markley
Alex Markley
“Objects in mirror seem closer than they appear.”
LRRS
My recurring nightmare has come true...
Siggy -
I program nekkid.
I life my life by ONE rule: break EVERY rule!
uh,
didnt i just say that?
Slushpunk's words of wisdom:
If someone asks you if youve heard the pink+white joke, smack them and run for all your worth.
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The floor beneath my feet pounds
The air around me fills with sound
I am one with the throbbing bass
and the lights that play on my face
!!!!!!
Yay! All this attension just makes me feel soo happyness!
I don't think I've feeled happyness before!
Is it supposed to hurt...?
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LRRS
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LRRS
You know...
Ah... Welcome to the boards, LRRS. I'm glad that we're making you happy.
I feel compelled to mention, however, that happiness is not supposed to hurt.
ttyl
--Alex Markley
Alex Markley
“Objects in mirror seem closer than they appear.”
I'm feeling happiness now,
I'm feeling happiness now, and its hurtful, so I think you're stupid.
It's been a while since we met in the book, I would thought that you had gone to school or something since then...
But nooo, your stupidity just goes on and on...
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LRRS
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LRRS
Not happiness
happiness is not supposed to hurt.
Nope, if it hurts, it's not happiness.
Love hurts.
Love scars, love wounds, love mars.
Happiness tickles.
Just keep swimming!
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
Not to split hairs or anything, but...
Not to split hairs or anything, but we've never met in a book or anywhere else, and I am going to school.
--Alex Markley
Alex Markley
“Objects in mirror seem closer than they appear.”
Lier lier brain on
Lier lier brain on fire@
Youre Malex, the stupid guy I met about a year back. You wer hanging out with the violent one and the hamster and people.
You were stupid than and youre stupid now.
Stupid.
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LRRS
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LRRS
Aha!
Aha! I see... Well, I'm not that Malex. I created that Malex and I write for that Malex, but I am not the same guy.
I'm flattered that you enjoyed the book so much, but it never really happened regardless.
--Alex Markley
Alex Markley
“Objects in mirror seem closer than they appear.”
You mean...?My life is a
You mean...?
My life is a lie?!
Thats wrong and stupid.
And so are you.
And happiness does so hurt.
So their.
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LRRS
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LRRS
Unreality
it never really happened
That's right, LRRS. So that means you never really happened, either.
Sorry, I guess you just don't exist.
Just keep swimming!
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
Um...
I thought it was only crushes that tickle.
I have to agree (as painful as the notion is) with LRRS. Happiness hurts ... if you laugh too hard.
But if it is love LRRS is feeling... whom is he/she/it in love with.
Cause it sure as heck better not be me.
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There is nothing a psychiatrist can do that bubble wrap can't.
You know how to raspberry, don't you Steve? You just put your tongue out and blow.
What kind of pain?
But if it is love LRRS is feeling... whom is he/she/it in love with.
Well... My ankle hurts and it's not in love, doesn't have a crush and isn't particularly happy. So maybe the kind of pain LRRS is experiencing can give us a clue as to what its malfunction is.
LRRS? Where does it hurt, dear?
Just keep swimming!
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
...
*shudder*
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There is nothing a psychiatrist can do that bubble wrap can't.
You know how to raspberry, don't you Steve? You just put your tongue out and blow.
Holy Ostrich!
Oh, dear goodness, no. Oh, dear goodness, no....
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Can you truthfully and conclusively answer anything to this question other than "Yes"?
“[Jesus said,] ‘Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will not pass away.’” –Matthew 24:35 (ESV)
Disturbed
Yeah...
Someone needs to have a little talk with that thing...
Or we could just kill it. I never liked squirells that much.
Slushpunk's words of wisdom:
Never trust a gerbil with a machine gun.(or ME for that matter...)
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The floor beneath my feet pounds
The air around me fills with sound
I am one with the throbbing bass
and the lights that play on my face
But,...
You don't know who it really is...
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Can you truthfully and conclusively answer anything to this question other than "Yes"?
“[Jesus said,] ‘Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will not pass away.’” –Matthew 24:35 (ESV)
Waste not, want not
Or we could just kill it.
You can't kill it, unless you're prepared to eat it.
Just keep swimming!
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
Blehg!
Count me out.
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There is nothing a psychiatrist can do that bubble wrap can't.
You know how to raspberry, don't you Steve? You just put your tongue out and blow.
Count me in! Whatr we
Count me in! Whatr we having?!?!
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LRRS
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LRRS
Oh, really?
Oh, but thats where your wrong. Icepunk found out and told me.
Slushpunk's words of wisdom:
Never trust a gerbil with a machine gun.(or ME for that matter...)
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The floor beneath my feet pounds
The air around me fills with sound
I am one with the throbbing bass
and the lights that play on my face
Hmmm
It cant even decide weither its happy, angry, or just plain stupid.
I wonder how roast squirrell tastes...
Slushpunk's words of wisdom:
Never trust a gerbil with a machine gun.(or ME for that matter...)
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The floor beneath my feet pounds
The air around me fills with sound
I am one with the throbbing bass
and the lights that play on my face
Good, Heavens, and Mercy Above!
"I wonder how roast squirrell tastes..." -Slushpunk
Good heavens and Mercy above, I don't!
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Can you truthfully and conclusively answer anything to this question other than "Yes"?
“[Jesus said,] ‘Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will not pass away.’” –Matthew 24:35 (ESV)
kill him/she/it!
hey, squirrel doesn't taste that bad...however, depending on how long LRSS has been in rehab, you might get a residue high.
just to remind everyone, this is by no means desirable;)
I hope and pray that none may kill me,
Nor I kill any, with woundings grim,
But if ever any should think to kill me,
I pray Thee, God, let me kill him.
Detox
depending on how long LRSS has been in rehab, you might get a residue high.
Never eat a squirrel until it's been thoroughly detoxed.
Welcome M.Librarian. Good to hear a (hopefully) sane voice.
Just keep swimming!
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
Dont disturb me, im plotting.
The squirell must die. But how...
Plotting...
Plotting...
IDEA! Bwahaha.
Slushpunk's words of wisdom:
Never trust a gerbil with a machine gun.(or ME for that matter...)
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The floor beneath my feet pounds
The air around me fills with sound
I am one with the throbbing bass
and the lights that play on my face
Not Plotting...
Hey, squirrel, ya want some assorted nuts? Im not plotting anything, just trying to be nice. Really. Really really. Nope, no plotting people here. Just being nice. Yep. Seriously. Yep. I wouldnt try to give you hand grenandes disgused as nuts. Not me. So, just, dont be suspicious or anything. Yep.
Slushpunk's words of wisdom:
Never trust a gerbil with a machine gun.(or ME for that matter...)
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The floor beneath my feet pounds
The air around me fills with sound
I am one with the throbbing bass
and the lights that play on my face
Nothing is that stupid.
Your choice of signature for that comment will probably tip off even the stupidest and most direly demented of squirrels with baskets and red capes.
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Can you truthfully and conclusively answer anything to this question other than "Yes"?
“[Jesus said,] ‘Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will not pass away.’” –Matthew 24:35 (ESV)
I feel a song coming on...
Oh...........
the wonderful thing about squirrels,
is squirrels are wonderful things!
The prop ones are made out of rubber;
the real ones annihilate things!
Burning smoking hacking bombing
fun fun fun fun fun!
But the most wonderufl thing about squirrels
is I have the only one!
I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaave... the only one!
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Just because you aren't paranoid doesn't mean we aren't watching you...
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"Have you seen how much cotton candy he can eat?"
"Yes! 5.1 Pounds. That's why his blood is so good on pancakes!"
Songs about squirrells
At least that proves i'm not the crazyest person around here. That song is awesome! Did you make it up?
Slushpunk's words of wisdom:
Never trust a gerbil with a machine gun.(or ME for that matter...)
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The floor beneath my feet pounds
The air around me fills with sound
I am one with the throbbing bass
and the lights that play on my face
Yes, welcome!
"hey, squirrel doesn't taste that bad..."
Yes, welcome to the site, M. Librarian. We may be completely off our collective rockers, but we're unlikely to bite; besides, some might even consider us entertaining.
ttyl!
--Alex Markley
Then, suddenly, Agent Dully vanished in a puff of narrative intervention, and was never seen again.
Alex Markley
“Objects in mirror seem closer than they appear.”
Lol!
That song is wonderful!
--Alex Markley
Then, suddenly, Agent Dully vanished in a puff of narrative intervention, and was never seen again.
Alex Markley
“Objects in mirror seem closer than they appear.”
That was supposed to be a
That was supposed to be a song? I couldn't hear a rhythm.
Rythms aren't all there is to a song.
You might have noticed that many of the lines rhymed.
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Can you truthfully and conclusively answer anything to this question other than "Yes"?
“[Jesus said,] ‘Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will not pass away.’” –Matthew 24:35 (ESV)
The Tigger/squirrel song
You missed it because you're from another planet and unfamiliar with many of our cultural icons. Quartz, he's your friend. Why don't you pop in that Winnie the Pooh and Tigger Too video for Gork.
Just keep swimming!
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
Are you kidding?
And according to his user page, he's not from another planet, he's on another planet, so I couldn't anyway.
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Can you truthfully and conclusively answer anything to this question other than "Yes"?
“[Jesus said,] ‘Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will not pass away.’” –Matthew 24:35 (ESV)
Yeah, I've never met Quartz
Yeah, I've never met Quartz before. He happened to catch me in the chatbox earlier today, that's all. But this "video" about a pooh called Winnie and something called Tigger sounds odd.
Winnie the Pooh is awesome!
Winnie the Pooh is awesome! They're children's movies with adorable little animals that have adventures. I grew up watching those.
Slushpunk's words of wisdom:
Never trust a gerbil with a machine gun.(or ME for that matter...)
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The floor beneath my feet pounds
The air around me fills with sound
I am one with the throbbing bass
and the lights that play on my face
Winnie
The books are awesome!
I will say nothing about Disney's rendition of said books.
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There is nothing a psychiatrist can do that bubble wrap can't.
You know how to raspberry, don't you Steve? You just put your tongue out and blow.
But what is a pooh?
But what is a pooh?
Well...
Are you positive that you want to know what a pooh is?
[notice it isn't^capitalized]
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Sign:Puzzles would be a lot easier if hammers were involved.
♥♫♪◉☼
The funeral was boring till the Irish dancers came in.
Poohs
"But what is a pooh?" -Gork
In truth, I don't even have an answer to this question.
Perhaps it might help to know that Winnie is actually a bear. On the other hand, it might just make things more confusing, especially since normally he's called Pooh, as if that's his name, or "Pooh-bear", suggesting "Pooh the bear". You never hear him called "Winnie", though, unless it's accompanied by "the Pooh".
Perhaps a "Pooh" is some sort of slang.
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Can you truthfully and conclusively answer anything to this question other than "Yes"?
“[Jesus said,] ‘Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will not pass away.’” –Matthew 24:35 (ESV)
Winnie the Pooh
Oh come on, everybody knows the real star of that show is Piglet!
[closely followed by Eyore] Everybody knows what Piglet is, so why this confusion about Pooh? A cleverly disguised subliminal message, perhaps... that's where Agent Dully is! Making children's shows up in her tiny mind and then airing them on PBS!
Save the children, kill the Dully! [and the LRRS]
Eeek!
"...Although I may be forced to faint if my imagination gets the better of me" --- Anne Shirley
I hope and pray that none may kill me,
Nor I kill any, with woundings grim,
But if ever any should think to kill me,
I pray Thee, God, let me kill him.
Welcome M. Librarian
Nice observations. I think I have to agree.
And I love your sig by-the-by.
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There is nothing a psychiatrist can do that bubble wrap can't.
You know how to raspberry, don't you Steve? You just put your tongue out and blow.
Hey!
Where'd LRRS go? We haven't heard from him/her/it in days. You don't think we scared him/her/it off did we?
Unless...
SLUSHY! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
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There is nothing a psychiatrist can do that bubble wrap can't.
You know how to raspberry, don't you Steve? You just put your tongue out and blow.
Oh well...maybe.
Oh well. He...[BURP!] Didn't taste that good anywa....I mean Yeah. Were is that [
tasty 
] squirrel anyway?
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Sig: Puzzles would be a lot easier if hammers were involved.
♥♫♪◉☼
The funeral was boring till the Irish dancers came in.
Relations
Sorry. Just because you're both cute little aliens, I made an inappropriate connection in my mind. How could we get a video (or anything else) to you, Gork?
Just keep swimming!
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
Seriously
SangMing's Trivia or How To Know More and More About Less and Less.
E.E. Milne wrote the Winnie the Pooh stories for and about his son. The son had a stuffed bear that he called Winnie the Pooh. The boy was only around 3 years old when Milne first started the stories, and the phrase "Winnie the Pooh" was a 3-year-old's garbled attempt to pronounce the name of a family friend after whom he had named the bear.
Just keep swimming!
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
Winiie the Pooh
Thank you, Sangming. This clears everything up. No sarcasm, either.
Joke
"Perhaps 'Pooh' is some sort of slang." -Me
Didn't anyone get this joke?
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Can you truthfully and conclusively answer anything to this question other than "Yes"?
“[Jesus said,] ‘Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will not pass away.’” –Matthew 24:35 (ESV)
Uh...
No, I didn't get it, surprisingly. And somehow, I'm not sure if I want to...
Wait - you're not Icepunk. It can't be dirty. Please; enlighten us with the meaning of this joke.
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Just because you aren't paranoid doesn't mean we aren't watching you...
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"Have you seen how much cotton candy he can eat?"
"Yes! 5.1 Pounds. That's why his blood is so good on pancakes!"
YAY!
I have lots of money!
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Sig: Puzzles would be a lot easier if hammers were involved.
♥♫♪◉☼
The funeral was boring till the Irish dancers came in.
Aisling translates.
Translation: "Please rob me."
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Some write because they are writers. Others write because they have a story to tell.
You know how to raspberry, don't you Steve? You just put your tongue out and blow.
Well.....
If you can defeat the ten armed ninjas, get past the swinging pendulum of doom, survive the seven curses, destroy the dragons, escape the evil sorcere's wrath, sneak past the three sleeping ogres, fight a mortal combat, burn the three headed statue, outrun the saber toothed tiger, finish off the deadly giant, outsmart professor Moriarty, stop the sun,solve world hunger, re-animate the dead, pick the lock to my safe,