Wish Granted! #3
This time though, Foppy, your wish is not corrupted! How do you feel! ^.-
*lol*
And to fix the broken link: Wish Granted, Dragon!
The college accepts your application. But it's much worse then you thought it would be... 
I wish that my play was already showing! I can't wait for it! It'll be so fun! 
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“The Stone the builders rejected has become the Cornerstone. This is the Lord’s doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes.” –Psalm 118:22-23
God is leading me along a trail of miracles.
???
What just happened?
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
Yes
If you follow my reference link to the previous “Corrupt a Wish” forum, you will see the context. Although Leela is responding more directly to this comment and following.
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“The Stone the builders rejected has become the Cornerstone. This is the Lord’s doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes.” –Psalm 118:22-23
God is leading me along a trail of miracles.
YAY IMMA GENIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wish Granted. You're play is now showing. However, since it's so short notice none of us are able to attend it. We never see you play a Dormouse.
I wish I knew how to write a script, so I could type my manga without getting so confused (
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(PS- I REMEMBERED!!!!!!! *happy dances*)
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Learn to laugh at yourself, and you shall never cease to be entertained.
~An Irish comedian whose name escapes me~
No more denying. Stop trying to hide from it.
People are praying. They're saying their hope is near.
- "Destiny", Spirit Blade
DragonManJ13 said,
Someone posts a new forum for Corrupt a Wish! However, much like the case now, people rarely (if ever) post on it.
I wish I the college i want to go to will accept my application!
Wish granted!
The college accepts your application! But you quickly find out that the college is terrible and what ever you do learn you learn on your own.
I wish that it would rain blue!!
Life is like an art gallery. One of the only things worth doing is walking about and reveling in the true beauty captured in every moment and praising God for it all.
"Adolescence is not a period that defines you, it's a period you define." - me
Wish Granted
You remember. Sadly, you can no longer remember how to draw!
Life is like an art gallery. One of the only things worth doing is walking about and reveling in the true beauty captured in every moment and praising God for it all.
"Adolescence is not a period that defines you, it's a period you define." - me
La la la!!!!
Wish granted, it rains blue but everything it touches(including you) turns blue and the world is in vain.
I wish that everything would plan itself.
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Ahhh!!!!!! My moon pie's on fire!!!!!
The sad fact is that even in high heels, I am still shorter than my friends. ;D
Granted!
Every future MalexMediaNetwork type gathering completely and automatically plans itself. However, you are left out of all of them.
I wish that my car wasn't so old and got twice as many mpg.
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Learn to laugh at yourself, and you shall never cease to be entertained.
~An Irish comedian whose name escapes me~
No more denying. Stop trying to hide from it.
People are praying. They're saying their hope is near.
- "Destiny", Spirit Blade
Wish Granted
But now it's too small for you to fit in!
I wish I could be in multiple places at once so I could get more stuff done.
Life is like an art gallery. One of the only things worth doing is walking about and reveling in the true beauty captured in every moment and praising God for it all.
"Adolescence is not a period that defines you, it's a period you define." - me
Granted, my leige!
You can now clone yourself just by thinking about it. Unfortunately, Dragon clones follow you everywhere you go and stomp you. >=D
I wish for ... pudding!
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Learn to laugh at yourself, and you shall never cease to be entertained.
~An Irish comedian whose name escapes me~
No more denying. Stop trying to hide from it.
People are praying. They're saying their hope is near.
- "Destiny", Spirit Blade
Wish granted
Your pudding expired in the 80's
I wish Tom would get ready for school without me having to scream at him.
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Big Ben is... big.
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“Yeah,” Ilor said, beginning to laugh, “they'd kill us because they're pirates!”
sangming, let's go!
sangming, the gnome thinks it is time for the two of us to get out of this one...let's go get coffee and perhaps something will appear normal when we are buzzed on caffeine!
disclaimer: no wishes, explicit or implied, were expressed in this comment.
Name a shrub after me...something prickly and hard to eradicate.
Name a shrub after me...something prickly and hard to eradicate.
Wish Granted!
Tom now gets ready with NO yelling needed on your part. However, you now are incredibly lazy and HE needs to yell at YOU to get ready. Tom has become the Responsible one! Ha!
I wish I had the ability to transform into a Dragon whenever I wanted!
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House: You're gonna report me?
Cuddy: What choice do I have?
House: Uh, how about NOT report me?
The dangerous criminal known as Dragonman is hereby under arrest for assault with a deadly weapon, assault with a potentially deadly weapon, and assault with a weapon we couldn't believe could possibly be deadly but unfortunately was.
Wish granted
Sadly, you're a small dragon. The size of a cat! =D
I wish we all lived closer together. =D
Life is like an art gallery. One of the only things worth doing is walking about and reveling in the true beauty captured in every moment and praising God for it all.
"Adolescence is not a period that defines you, it's a period you define." - me
Too easy...
Your wish is my command! You all live in the same house. At 64 square feet, it's a bit of a squeeze, but I'm sure you'll manage.
I wish life was but a dream.
--Alex Markley
“Suddenly, the world was a bit more orange than usual. And the bunny didn't like it.”
Alex Markley
“Objects in mirror seem closer than they appear.”
Even easier ...
It's a nightmare.
I wish I was less lazy.
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The rest is simple. The gremlins went back down to their secret lair and shaved Fox.
-Fopsworth, The Chatboat
No more denying. Stop trying to hide from it.
People are praying. They're saying their hope is near.
- "Destiny", Spirit Blade
Wish Granted! Also easy.
You are now a workaholic who never has time for friends or this website!
I wish I had wings so I could fly! And that the wings weren't tiny.
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House: You're gonna report me?
Cuddy: What choice do I have?
House: Uh, how about NOT report me?
The dangerous criminal known as Dragonman is hereby under arrest for assault with a deadly weapon, assault with a potentially deadly weapon, and assault with a weapon we couldn't believe could possibly be deadly but unfortunately was.
Okie-dokie
You can fly, but your eyes keep getting crusted over with dead bugs. Blinded, you crash into a telephone pole.
I wish I could make Starbucks style Cafe Mocha at home.
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
Okay!!! =D
Starbucks sues you!
I wish I had enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life and still support my family for many years to come and that I came into this money LEGALLY!!!
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House: You're gonna report me?
Cuddy: What choice do I have?
House: Uh, how about NOT report me?
The dangerous criminal known as Dragonman is hereby under arrest for assault with a deadly weapon, assault with a potentially deadly weapon, and assault with a weapon we couldn't believe could possibly be deadly but unfortunately was.
Don't we all? =D
Wish Granted. You are now a lazy, party guy who all your friends resent!!
I wish that I could keep on schedule!!
Life is like an art gallery. One of the only things worth doing is walking about and reveling in the true beauty captured in every moment and praising God for it all.
"Adolescence is not a period that defines you, it's a period you define." - me
Are you certain?
Wish granted. The fop can keep a schedule but cannot decide which of his many schedules to keep.
the gnome wishes it was more clever.
Name a shrub after me...something prickly and hard to eradicate.
Name a shrub after me...something prickly and hard to eradicate.
Mwahahaha, wish granted!
Wish granted. You are shunned by all for being "too clever for your own good".
P.S. "Stop referring to yourself in the third person!"
"To which third person is Santa referring?"
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"If we are out of our minds, it is for the sake of God." -2 Corinthians 5:13a
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"If we are out of our minds, it is for the sake of God." -2 Corinthians 5:13a
Oops, forgot mine!
I wish I was capable of controlled flight.
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"If we are out of our minds, it is for the sake of God." -2 Corinthians 5:13a
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"If we are out of our minds, it is for the sake of God." -2 Corinthians 5:13a
Wish Granted
But for some reason you always direct your flights downwards!!
I wish I could write all the time!!
Life is like an art gallery. One of the only things worth doing is walking about and reveling in the true beauty captured in every moment and praising God for it all.
"Adolescence is not a period that defines you, it's a period you define." - me
Granted...
Wish granted. You become unable to do anything except write. You don't remember to eat or sleep. Starvation is imminent.
I wish my school schedule was less crazy.
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"If we are out of our minds, it is for the sake of God." -2 Corinthians 5:13a
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"If we are out of our minds, it is for the sake of God." -2 Corinthians 5:13a
Wish Granted.
Your school schedule seems to make plenty of sense. But you find out that it's you that went crazy and it just seems to make sense now!
I wish my hamstahs (Cute word for hamsters) would not bite me! Or each other!
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Savage Karioke. Find your inner self.
Dragon Karioke. Don't ask.
♥♫♪◉☼
Would you rather raise an army, or go out on your own?
Wish Granted
Instead, they scream for help incessantly!!!
I wish the sky was blue!!
Life is like an art gallery. One of the only things worth doing is walking about and reveling in the true beauty captured in every moment and praising God for it all.
"Adolescence is not a period that defines you, it's a period you define." - me
But...But...
...It is...
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!?!?!
(J/K)
Fine. Wish Granted...
The sky is now blue. But you can't see the sky because of clouds.
I wish that Monkeys could sing. (I don't really but I thought it would be fun to see how someone corrupt it.
)
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Savage Karioke. Find your inner self.
Dragon Karioke. Don't ask.
♥♫♪◉☼
Would you rather raise an army, or go out on your own?
*accepts challenge*
Wish granted. Monkeys become better singers(and musicians) than humans. All choirs, orchestras, bands, singers, and other musical groups and people are disbanded, including the Tuesday School choir
I wish that Fox News offered live online streaming video.
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"If we are out of our minds, it is for the sake of God." -2 Corinthians 5:13a
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"If we are out of our minds, it is for the sake of God." -2 Corinthians 5:13a
Remake-ness
*gasp* You remade the thread in my absence??!?!?
...thanks
Wish granted! They get it...right after you spill water on the computer, making it unusable.
I wish I could see in the dark.
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"I'm so hungry, I could eat at Arby's!"
"If I can keep down Arby's, I can keep down you!"
"Lisa, people do lots of crazy things in commercials...like eat at Arby's!"
- The Simpsons
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I need a siggy...
Oh wait.
Granted.
You can now see in the dark. However, the things you see scar you for life
I wish that everyone in my class had less homework
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The rest is simple. The gremlins went back down to their secret lair and shaved Fox.
-Fopsworth, The Chatboat
No more denying. Stop trying to hide from it.
People are praying. They're saying their hope is near.
- "Destiny", Spirit Blade
Wish Granted
They all turn into lazy, stupid bums that you no longer want to associate with!!
I wish that I had less work at home!!
Life is like an art gallery. One of the only things worth doing is walking about and reveling in the true beauty captured in every moment and praising God for it all.
"Adolescence is not a period that defines you, it's a period you define." - me
Wish Granted! =D
You now have no work at home! You turn into a lazy bum who noone wants to associate with! =D
I wish I was a strait A+ student! =D
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House: You're gonna report me?
Cuddy: What choice do I have?
House: Uh, how about NOT report me?
The dangerous criminal known as Dragonman is hereby under arrest for assault with a deadly weapon, assault with a potentially deadly weapon, and assault with a weapon we couldn't believe could possibly be deadly but unfortunately was.
Granted!
You become a strait A+ student. However, the college of your choice doesn't accept your application, because none of your classes taught you to spell =D
I wish that I had a $5,000,000 Gift Card to Barnes and Nobel
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The rest is simple. The gremlins went back down to their secret lair and shaved Fox.
-Fopsworth, The Chatboat
No more denying. Stop trying to hide from it.
People are praying. They're saying their hope is near.
- "Destiny", Spirit Blade
Wish Granted
Barnes & Noble sues you for grand larceny!!! =D
I wish I knew what to major in. =D
Life is like an art gallery. One of the only things worth doing is walking about and reveling in the true beauty captured in every moment and praising God for it all.
"Adolescence is not a period that defines you, it's a period you define." - me
Suddenly it hits you...
Wish granted!
You know exactly what you want to major in! It's just absolutely perfect for you! You're excited! Sadly you find out that not one college on the face of our planet has it for any of their classes.
(Unlikely, but funny, none the less! 
)
I wish that kittens lived forever, and that they were always kittens and were always as adorable as when you first got them! ^.^
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Savage Karioke. Find your inner self.
Dragon Karioke. Don't ask.
♥♫♪◉☼
Would you rather raise an army, or go out on your own?
Wish Granted!
Kittens live FOREVER and are always as cute as when you first get them! Then you suddenly become alergic to kittens!
I wish I had amazing guitar skillz!!!!11roflcopter
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House: You're gonna report me?
Cuddy: What choice do I have?
House: Uh, how about NOT report me?
The dangerous criminal known as Dragonman is hereby under arrest for assault with a deadly weapon, assault with a potentially deadly weapon, and assault with a weapon we couldn't believe could possibly be deadly but unfortunately was.
Wish Granted!
Congratulations! You have amazing guitar skills!
Sadly your arms are now paralyzed.
I wish that our house was immaculate at all times!
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Savage Karioke. Find your inner self.
Dragon Karioke. Don't ask.
♥♫♪◉☼
Would you rather raise an army, or go out on your own?
Wish granted!
Malex suddenly becomes so incredibly famous that his fans turn your house into a museam, it is perfectly clean all the time, however the fans charge you admission to go inside it at all.
I wish i could make a mermaid tail that i could actually wear.
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Big Ben is... big.
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“Yeah,” Ilor said, beginning to laugh, “they'd kill us because they're pirates!”
Okaaaay
You make the tail, you wear the tail, but you can't take it off. You must swim perpetually.
I wish saccharin was harmless.
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
Wish Granted
Sadly, tea and coffee now cause cancer!!
I wish that something bad would happen to this wish!!
Life is like an art gallery. One of the only things worth doing is walking about and reveling in the true beauty captured in every moment and praising God for it all.
"Adolescence is not a period that defines you, it's a period you define." - me
Darn you paradox!
That's not fair!
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"I'm so hungry, I could eat at Arby's!"
"If I can keep down Arby's, I can keep down you!"
"Lisa, people do lots of crazy things in commercials...like eat at Arby's!"
- The Simpsons
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I need a siggy...
Oh wait.
lol =D
All's fair in war and corrupt-a-wish my friend!!
Life is like an art gallery. One of the only things worth doing is walking about and reveling in the true beauty captured in every moment and praising God for it all.
"Adolescence is not a period that defines you, it's a period you define." - me
HA! Paradox? I think not! >=D
Wish Granted. The wish is never made, therefore it ceases to exist. Huh? What wish? What am I talking about? ( >=D )
I wish that all the songs that I like were actually on my iPod and I didn't have to re-download them all.
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The rest is simple. The gremlins went back down to their secret lair and shaved Fox.
-Fopsworth, The Chatboat
No more denying. Stop trying to hide from it.
People are praying. They're saying their hope is near.
- "Destiny", Spirit Blade
>=D
They are all on your iPod, however your iPod decides to stop working for you and you can never listen to it again
I wish that the songs I have on iTunes would actually go onto my iPod!!!!!!!!!!!!! grr...
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... and the big brown bear came, LOLLOPING over the mountain.
-Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
The sad fact is that even in high heels, I am still shorter than my friends. ;D
Copy Cat with no shame! =^•^= Heheh...
They are all on your iPod, however your iPod decides to stop working for you and you can never listen to it again
I wish that the Weekly Impulse actually came out weekly! XP
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Savage Karioke. Find your inner self.
Dragon Karioke. Don't ask.
♥♫♪◉☼
Would you rather raise an army, or go out on your own?
Copy Cat with no shame =^•^= Heheh...
They all come out weekly, however the week decides to stop working for you and you can never listen to it again!!
I wish I could get up earlier!!!
Life is like an art gallery. One of the only things worth doing is walking about and reveling in the true beauty captured in every moment and praising God for it all.
"Adolescence is not a period that defines you, it's a period you define." - me
Bwahahahahhahahahaha!
Wish granted! Every night just after you go to sleep your cats start fighting, no one else in your family is able to separate them. They do that every time you try to sleep so eventually you give up and just get ready for the day! They do that every night for the rest of your life!
I wish i hadn't left my camera in Scotland >.<
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Big Ben is... big.
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“Yeah,” Ilor said, beginning to laugh, “they'd kill us because they're pirates!”
Wish Granted.
You left your camera in London. (Sorry, it was too easy. The good news is that you recovered all of your pictures
)
I wish that I could swim better
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The rest is simple. The gremlins went back down to their secret lair and shaved Fox.
-Fopsworth, The Chatboat
No more denying. Stop trying to hide from it.
People are praying. They're saying their hope is near.
- "Destiny", Spirit Blade
Wish Granted
But now you can't fly so well!!
I wish we were more organized!!
Life is like an art gallery. One of the only things worth doing is walking about and reveling in the true beauty captured in every moment and praising God for it all.
"Adolescence is not a period that defines you, it's a period you define." - me
Don't we all
We are all more organized. However, since you weren't specific enough the wish also applies to Malex. He becomes utterly organized and ordered. The Malex Minute crashes now that his "Madness Spigot" is turned off. =D
I wish that my mom wasn't having an allergy attack.
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The rest is simple. The gremlins went back down to their secret lair and shaved Fox.
-Fopsworth, The Chatboat
No more denying. Stop trying to hide from it.
People are praying. They're saying their hope is near.
- "Destiny", Spirit Blade
corrupting yours how you corrupted mine!
Wish granted, instead she has a heart attack.
I wish i had brought my camera home from Scotland.
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Big Ben is... big.
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“Yeah,” Ilor said, beginning to laugh, “they'd kill us because they're pirates!”
Ok that's just mean (but I forgive you)
You brought your camera home from scotland. however, when you were unpacking Tomphson got his hands on it. At least it's in a better place now >=D
I wish that my mom's cat wasn't vengeful
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The rest is simple. The gremlins went back down to their secret lair and shaved Fox.
-Fopsworth, The Chatboat
No more denying. Stop trying to hide from it.
People are praying. They're saying their hope is near.
- "Destiny", Spirit Blade
Fixing the tiny boxes!
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House: You're gonna report me?
Cuddy: What choice do I have?
House: Uh, how about NOT report me?
The dangerous criminal known as Dragonman is hereby under arrest for assault with a deadly weapon, assault with a potentially deadly weapon, and assault with a weapon we couldn't believe could possibly be deadly but unfortunately was.
Ignore this.
The thing posted my comment thrice!
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House: You're gonna report me?
Cuddy: What choice do I have?
House: Uh, how about NOT report me?
The dangerous criminal known as Dragonman is hereby under arrest for assault with a deadly weapon, assault with a potentially deadly weapon, and assault with a weapon we couldn't believe could possibly be deadly but unfortunately was.
Wish Granted!
Your cat is now emo.
I wish i had a great singing voice!
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House: You're gonna report me?
Cuddy: What choice do I have?
House: Uh, how about NOT report me?
The dangerous criminal known as Dragonman is hereby under arrest for assault with a deadly weapon, assault with a potentially deadly weapon, and assault with a weapon we couldn't believe could possibly be deadly but unfortunately was.
Super Ais!
Super Amazing Ais the Administrator sweeps onto the scene and ... sadly shakes her head.
"I can do nothing. Once a comment has been replied to, my powers are useless."
*puts hand comfortingly on Dragon's shoulder*
"I'm sorry."
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"If they'd use more than their eyes,
They'd be able to see,
The heavenly beauty,
Inside of me."
-Echoing Green's Supermodel Citizen
You know how to raspberry, don't you Steve? You just put your tongue out and blow.
OOO_OOO Nooooo!!
Well the good news is that The Royal Shortness granted and corrupted you wish, DragonManJ13. The bad news is that, in a brilliant show of graceful incompetence, yours truly accidentally deleted it!
I'm terribly sorry, Shortness. It won't happen again.
Life is like an art gallery. One of the only things worth doing is walking about and reveling in the true beauty captured in every moment and praising God for it all.
"Adolescence is not a period that defines you, it's a period you define." - me
Wish Granted.
"I wish i hadn't left my camera in Scotland >.<" -Lilly
Your camera left you in Scotland instead!
I know this had already been replied to, but I couldn't resist! 'Cause I thought mine was funny too!
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Rick Stone: "...I knew Sophie would still be happy to see me."
Sophie: "Hello, Stone. Get out."
-The Weekly Impulse "The Sleepy little town"
♥♫♪◉☼
Would you rather raise an army, or go out on your own?