The Unlikely Adventures of Malex and Icepunk - Complete Series Ebook!
The Complete Series...
Hey, everybody; check this out! For the first time, the complete TUAoMaI series is available for your collection in one 202-page Ebook!
This volume contains the entire classic series. Originally released at MaI-Adventures.com during 2004 and 2005, this serialized comedy has been described by critics and fans alike as: "hilarious", "endearing", "delightfully insane", "mind wrenching", and "probably written by a pair of illiterate gerbils on crack". At least, we suspect that's what they were thinking when they all died.
Fear not, brave reader! You shall not perish at the hands of the insanity - assuming, of course, that you laugh at regular intervals and take your medicine.
What is it that makes this book great? Is it the cussing laptop? Could it be the shotgun-wielding bunny? Of course, it might be the crazy old man who won't stop until our main characters are dead. Whatever supposedly makes this book great, we sure as heck aren't able to find it...
Seriously though, what makes this volume better than the internet version?
For one thing, the extra content, like plenty of full-color pictures, illustrated notes from the authors, seven pages of character information, and other stuff we forgot to mention!
If that's not a good enough reason to shell out your hard-earned cash, how about the fact that this book is available now for the lowest price in history?
The original paperbacks sold for $14.99 due to the high cost of materials and labor. However, we at the Malex Media Network are always looking to improve our customers' experience. So now, almost two years after the first episode was released, we're making this ebook available for the insanely low price of $6.00!
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Additional Text
Sample:
Malex finally snapped. "So can Linus and I stay with you or not?!"
Icepunk looked confused. "Why not? This whole time I've been under the impression that I was never going to get rid or you."
"Well, yeah..." Malex was obviously confused.
"Are you offering to leave?" Icepunk seemed hopeful.
"Not really, no."
"Oh well. Some other time, perhaps."
Comments
Really Funny
This book is truly hilarious if you're into the insane ramblings of a pair of deeply disturbed teenaged boys.
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No more compromise, no more room for lies.
No more giving in to a world of sin.
-"No More Compromise" by Rubicon 7
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
I showed a kid Episode 10 a while back
He died.
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The circumference of a moose is Michael Palin with his face in a pie times Douglas Adams squared
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"Have you seen how much cotton candy he can eat?"
"Yes! 5.1 Pounds. That's why his blood is so good on pancakes!"
The Book is AWESOME!!!!
I read it about 6 months ago, and I loved it
. Actually, a lot of my friends got mad at me for quoting it. Lilly gave it to one of our friends as a birthday present, and he liked it too 
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Insanity only brings people closer
No more denying. Stop trying to hide from it.
People are praying. They're saying their hope is near.
- "Destiny", Spirit Blade
Thanks. :)
I had no idea that so many people have been touched by Malex and Icepunk.
I'm glad you like it.
ttyl
--Alex Markley
And with that, the chubby one became illiterate with excitement.
Alex Markley
“Objects in mirror seem closer than they appear.”
Touched?
Somehow, I don't think that's the right word.
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"It is an old maxim of mine that when you have excluded the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." - Sherlock Holmes in The Adventure of the Beryl Coronet
You know how to raspberry, don't you Steve? You just put your tongue out and blow.
Well...
I didn't want to scare potential readers away.
ttyl
--Alex Markley
And with that, the chubby one became illiterate with excitement.
Alex Markley
“Objects in mirror seem closer than they appear.”
readers
I don't really think readers want Malex or Icepunk close enough to actually touch...
[jk]
"Complications arose, ensued... were overcome."
I hope and pray that none may kill me,
Nor I kill any, with woundings grim,
But if ever any should think to kill me,
I pray Thee, God, let me kill him.
No, no...
That's a perfectly reasonable concern. Considering the sheer volume of disaster that tags along with us at all times.
ttyl
--Alex Markley
And with that, the chubby one became illiterate with excitement.
Alex Markley
“Objects in mirror seem closer than they appear.”
Hooray for BitPass
Yeah ... Got the book ... *giggles insanely in glee* hee hee
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Insanity only brings people closer
No more denying. Stop trying to hide from it.
People are praying. They're saying their hope is near.
- "Destiny", Spirit Blade
Woo!
Mariel 7 got the book?! Super happy face emoticon stars to Mariel 7 for supporting the MMN!
Cheers!
ttyl
--Alex Markley
And with that, the chubby one became illiterate with excitement.
Alex Markley
“Objects in mirror seem closer than they appear.”
Super Happy Face Emoticon Stars!
I like the super happy face emoticon stars! Can I have some super happy face emoticon stars?
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"It is an old maxim of mine that when you have excluded the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." - Sherlock Holmes in The Adventure of the Beryl Coronet
You know how to raspberry, don't you Steve? You just put your tongue out and blow.
Pushed.
Pushed might just suit it better. Maybe even, "Knocked down."
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Come now children what's wrong? You should be panting with delight!
♥♫♪◉☼
Would you rather raise an army, or go out on your own?
HaHA!
I have super happy face emoticon stars!
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Come now children what's wrong? You should be panting with delight!
♥♫♪◉☼
Would you rather raise an army, or go out on your own?
not quite right...
I think knocked out fits best!
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I have found that one of the hardest things, is walking when all you want to do is swim.
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“Yeah,” Ilor said, beginning to laugh, “they'd kill us because they're pirates!”
-Yodelers Unite!-
ebook eh? Is there any way to still but a hold in your hand copy?
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.::Duex Ex Machina!::.
Almost All Annoying Artists Always Act Atrociously, Authorizing Abominable Alliterations And Administering Awful Antics.
- Christoph Jenkins
.::Duex Ex Machina!::.
Almost All Annoying Artists Alternate Across Acting Atrociously , Authorizing Abominable Alliterations, And Administering Awful Antics.
- Christoph Jenkins
:-\
Sadly, no. She is out of print.
Our paperbacks were costing us quite a pretty penny, so we had to crank our prices up far too high. So the books sold very poorly, and when we ran out I terminated our agreement with the printing press.
Equally unfortunately, since Bitpass disintegrated, we can no longer sell the ebook through them.
I'm hoping to come up with a new user-friendly method soon, but it might be some time. In the mean-time, if you did want the ebook, we could probably work something out.
ttyl!
--Alex Markley
"Y'all live long and prosper, ya hear?"
Alex Markley
“Objects in mirror seem closer than they appear.”
-Shameful, my Walrus-
That's a shame. I've tried eBooks, but to me, it's not the same as reading long stories off of paper.
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.::Duex Ex Machina!::.
Almost All Annoying Artists Always Act Atrociously, Authorizing Abominable Alliterations And Administering Awful Antics.
- Christoph Jenkins
.::Duex Ex Machina!::.
Almost All Annoying Artists Alternate Across Acting Atrociously , Authorizing Abominable Alliterations, And Administering Awful Antics.
- Christoph Jenkins
One of these days..
One of these days I'll go through, fix whatever errors we can find in TUAoMaI v1.0, and reprint it using a much more reasonably-priced method.
I imagine John and I could probably even write a suitable conclusion to the cliffhanger at the end of season one in the form of a short story or some-such and tack that on to the end.
One of these days...
--Alex Markley
"Y'all live long and prosper, ya hear?"
Alex Markley
“Objects in mirror seem closer than they appear.”
Sure...sure....
One of these days...
...when Ice isn't busy doing 1000 pushups for fun.
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
Bah
Bitpass is gone? I still had money on my account there for buying other things -_-
*also pokes new siggy*
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My God, who opens Your hand and fills all things living with Your bounty, to You I commit my soul; do care for me and provide for the needs of my body and soul forever. Have mercy upon Your Creatures and upon me.
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Gone
Nice Siggy
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"From the great Gales of Ireland,
Are the men that God made mad,
For all their wars are merry,
And all their songs are sad." - G. K. Chesterton
You know how to raspberry, don't you Steve? You just put your tongue out and blow.
Yeah...
That's really cool. God is so amazing...
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To decipher this top secret message, stream the two ASCII binary equivalents of "#I!`a$*A (Fb#! 8@" and "$DAD%#h! d/mI! *P" through a boolean OR operation, and convert back to text.
God is leading me along a trail of miracles.
Great Sig
I'm sorry about your bitpass funds. Is there any way to get your money back?
Love your sig!
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
I thought...
They said they'd give your money back, didn't they...?
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To decipher this top secret message, stream the two ASCII binary equivalents of "#I!`a$*A (Fb#! 8@" and "$DAD%#h! d/mI! *P" through a boolean OR operation, and convert back to text.
God is leading me along a trail of miracles.
I dont understand...
How to do your little secret message, I'm not advanced in computer technology
-PiRsquared
Oh, and by the way, I've memorized pi this far: 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399 How far have you?
-PiRsquared
Oh, and by the way, I've memorized pi this far: 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399 How far have you?
Hehehe...
Well it’s easiest to accomplish by writing a computer program, but it’s possible to do manually / with pencil and paper.
It was just a little joke I made up.
And it was for a really narrow audience too, because obviously most people aren’t going to be able to decipher it.
All you need is an ASCII chart. Wikipedia can probably help if there happen to be parts you don’t understand.
But basically you take the two groups of text that I provided and use the ASCII chart to write them in binary. So now you have two long strings of ones and zeroes. A bulean OR operation is where you take a digit from one string and a digit from the other string. If either of them are one, then the digit in your new string should be one. If both are zero, then the digit in your new string should be zero.
You do that with the first digit of both strings I provide, and the second digit, etc.
Then use the ASCII chart again to convert your new binary string to text – it should be the same length as one of the original ones I provided.
I think for a while I had the two strings incorrectly posted in my signature, and then I fixed them…
I’m pretty sure the signature in my comments on this particular thread were after I fixed it, so you should be good.
And lastly… You don’t have to decipher it if you don’t want to, obviously. It was a silly joke, really…
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“… But as for me, I trust in [God.]” –Psalm 55:23
God is leading me along a trail of miracles.
For the lazy...
Source Code (Results at the bottom.)
//stupid.c
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
int main(int argc, char **argv)
{
int i;
if(argc < 3)
{
fprintf(stderr, "two arguments, please...\n");
exit(1);
}
for(i = 0;argv[1][i] && argv[2][i];i++)
fputc(argv[1][i] | argv[2][i], stdout);
fputc('\n', stdout);
exit(0);
}
Results
[alex@localhost ~]$ /tmp/stupid '#I!`a$*A (Fb#! 8@' '$DAD%#h! d/mI! *P'
'Made'ja look!
[alex@localhost ~]$
Yes, the top secret message reads, "'Made'ja look!
". I think we can all move on to more important things now, can we not? 
Btw, welcome to the site, PiRsquared! I hope you stick around and find some of the more interesting things our site has to offer.
ttyl
--Alex Markley
“Suddenly, the world was a bit more orange than usual. And the bunny didn't like it.”
Alex Markley
“Objects in mirror seem closer than they appear.”
Hehehe...
Thanks, Malex.
Very nice.
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“… But as for me, I trust in [God.]” –Psalm 55:23
God is leading me along a trail of miracles.
Perl
here it is in perl:
#or.pl
$first = '#I!`a$*A (Fb#! 8@';
$second = '$DAD%#h! d/mI! *P';
$last = $first | $second;
print $last;
<STDIN>;
Und alvays rememba cheeldren: Delta ecks eqvals fee nought times time ploos von half accelerashun times time sqvared.
Cool!
♥♫♪◉☼
Would you rather raise an army, or go out on your own?
Hehe
Nice job! *lol* It was a silly joke…
God is leading me along a trail of miracles.