Pirates or Ninjas?

Rufas Shinra's picture

Post your vote. I don't know how or if you can make a poll on here...but here it ish!

NUMBER OF VOTES: 12

PIRATES: [7] (Quartz, Rufas, Lilly, Aisling, SangMing, Leela and [M]librarian)

NINJAS: [5] (Mariel 7, Crazy J, Slushpunk, IcePunk and Noble Wisdom)

I vote for Pirates...Pirates include Coders and Hackers.

Or just whichever you think is cooler/better.

Whichever you vote, Please type(bold) Either

Pirates > Ninjas

OR

Pirates < Ninjas

into your sig

All other comments may be in the post itself, and you can talk about whatever. I will list the Number Of votes and The Current Status When I get the chance, and depedning how many poepl vote...I may add all of the voter's names aswell. Good Luck

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Pirates > Ninjas

Crazy J's picture

Do you really need to ask?

Seriously, all pirates ever really do is get drunk and act tough. I mean, yeah, there's a little pillaging involved, but they all met their grisly ends on gun barrel or a rather tight rope.

But Ninja's... Ninja's are assassins of the highest nature. I could tell the time by looking at a cat's eyes. I could fly a minimum of twelve feet (trying to fly any shorter a distance isn't possbile. It just can't be done), while spinning, throwing at least 15 shuriken and hitting every target, and then landing on your hair without even disturbing it. I'd like to see a pirate try that stunt.

So yeah... I vote Ninja's.

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Cry Havoc! and let slip the Ninja of war.

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"Have you seen how much cotton candy he can eat?"

"Yes! 5.1 Pounds. That's why his blood is so good on pancakes!"

Quartz's picture

Vote whether pirates or ninjas are cooler or better?

You've gotta be kidding me...

Too bad there isn't really an English character or commonly used programming unary operator to signify "equally down there"...

Perhaps I could use a "v=v" or something. And you could just subtract a vote from both of them for mine. Or, if you're stubborn, ignore me.

"I don't know how or if you can make a poll on here..." -Rufas Shinra

No, there's just this. As you can see, it works just fine. :)

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Photorealistic Surreality: the mimicry of what one supposes the visual conditions of an impossible scenerio would be like in real life

Pirates v=v Ninjas

Old Mother Hubbard sat in her cupboard,

Drowning her sorrows in hay.

Along came a spider who sat down to chide her,

But he could think of nothing to say.

Mariel 7's picture

yup

Pirates are really cool :-* !!! However *insert angst here :-|* Pirates 2 has injured their collective score ... a lot (long story). So ... I'm gonna vote NINJA

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Insanity only brings people closer

Malex: Yes. My ankles are cozy

- Malex Minute 197

Lilly's picture

Dude, pirates have always been better!

Sure they kill(ed. but my mind lives in mideval world) People, stole, and had really bad teeth, But they sailed around most of their lives, never far from the sea. But, most didnt know how to swim and... you know what... i think that my childhood facination with pirates suddenly ended because of this :-( , wow, i dont know what else to say...

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"Then God will rejoice over you as a bridegroom rejoices over his bride." Isaiah 62:5

"Is that a spittoon on your head?"

"You're just jealous."-Contradictionary- Phlegmingo

Rufas Shinra's picture

*Ahem* This is an internet Controversy.

As for YOU, Quarts, go jump off a cliff. The Ninja/Pirate thing has been an Internet Poll/Argument for several years...and my friends happen to be Obsessed with Manga. You, as a fellow programmer, should at least RESPECT Pirates, and not the "ARRRHHHHGGGG!!!" Kind either.

[FIRE EMBLEM 8: SACRED STONES]

I'll Admit, Assasins PWN. Although this Animation goes up and down...

YOU NEED TO PUT YOUR IN VOTE YOUR SIG>>>everyone but Quarts did NOT do that. Read the first post again please. :)

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落 天使

"I was in a bizarre state of mind: The state of mind that

only a coder can understand - where the world around you fades, and the ordered, perfect logic of the computer

becomes your reality."

^-mAlex

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落 天使

Quartz's picture

Oh, _really_?

"You, as a fellow programmer, should at least RESPECT Pirates ..." -Rufas Shinra

The fact that they had enough patience to master the same brilliant part of this universe as I did does not mean that I have to be okay with--let alone respect--the sorry way they use it. I'm [not] sorry, Rufas Shinra, but I disagree that--whether they're a robber, or a murderer--criminals deserve any such lack of dis.

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Photorealistic Surreality: the mimicry of what one supposes the visual conditions of an impossible scenerio would be like in real life

Old Mother Hubbard sat in her cupboard,

Drowning her sorrows in hay.

Along came a spider who sat down to chide her,

But he could think of nothing to say.

Crazy J's picture

Um, dude,

You're seriously cruising for a bruising. Quartz might not be a Ninja, but he's still a great martial artist. So's everyone else in his family, including one who's in fencing as well (prepare to be poked to death by an epee). Telling him to go jump off a cliff was seriously a bad idea. No matter how strongly you feel about the issue, which is in any case a moot point. Pirates died out centuries ago.

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Cry Havoc! and let slip the Ninja of war.

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"Have you seen how much cotton candy he can eat?"

"Yes! 5.1 Pounds. That's why his blood is so good on pancakes!"

Quartz's picture

Well,...

Thank you, Crazy J. But to be entirely honest, I'm more amused than angry. :D

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Photorealistic Surreality: the mimicry of what one supposes the visual conditions of an impossible scenerio would be like in real life

Old Mother Hubbard sat in her cupboard,

Drowning her sorrows in hay.

Along came a spider who sat down to chide her,

But he could think of nothing to say.

Aisling's picture

Hafta go for...

Pirates over Ninjas any day.

See, pirates are more realistic, and they had awesome adventures. Second, the idea of a pirate is much more romantic (as in the style of writing not <3 ) than a ninja. And honestly, I think it would be more fun to be a pirate because all ninjas do (to my knowledge) are beat people up and kill them in interesting ways, which is not my idea of a good time.

Pirates > Ninjas

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"And tell Graham - tell him: see. ... Tell him to see. And tell Merrill to swing away." - Signs

"You do realize," said Zanna, "that you're stroking a milk carton."

"You're just jealous," said Deeba.

-China Miéville's Un Lun Dun-

Lilly's picture

Yeah,

Im not sure you were trying to be mean but that made me really mad.

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"Then God will rejoice over you as a bridegroom rejoices over his bride." Isaiah 62:5

"Is that a spittoon on your head?"

"You're just jealous."-Contradictionary- Phlegmingo

madamelibrarian's picture

nu uh

pirates still exist in small armpit countries with a beachfront. though now they have rocket launchers and machine guns, so it's just not the same... :-(

PIRATES>NINJAS

"...Though I may be forced to faint if my imagination gets the better of me."

-- Anne Shirley

I hope and pray that none may kill me,

Nor I kill any, with woundings grim,

But if ever any should think to kill me,

I pray Thee, God, let me kill him.

Quartz's picture

Pirates

"Seriously, all pirates ever really do is get drunk and act tough. I mean, yeah, there's a little pillaging involved, but they all met their grisly ends on gun barrel or a rather tight rope." -Crazy J

"Sure they kill(ed. but my mind lives in mideval world) People, stole, and had really bad teeth, But they sailed around most of their lives, never far from the sea." -Lilly

"Pirates died out centuries ago." -Crazy J

"See, pirates are more realistic, and they had awesome adventures. Second, the idea of a pirate is much more romantic (as in the style of writing not <3 ) than a ninja." -Aisling

"pirates still exist in small armpit countries with a beachfront. though now they have rocket launchers and machine guns, so it's just not the same..." -MadameLibrarian

A lot of things people have said about pirates here has applied only to the pre-pioneer-age, sailor bandit sort of pirate, but Rufas Shinra has stated on multiple occurrances that also included in this side are modern, hacker pirates. Abviously, this only becomes a problem when you're using this fact as a reason to vote against pirates, but that's actually the most common form of this here.

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Photorealistic Surreality: the mimicry of what one supposes the visual conditions of an impossible scenerio would be like in real life

Old Mother Hubbard sat in her cupboard,

Drowning her sorrows in hay.

Along came a spider who sat down to chide her,

But he could think of nothing to say.

Quartz's picture

Changing My Vote

I've been thinking about this, and as far as Internet pirates go, there are many that probably classify when all they're doing is downloading stuff off of the Internet or something that other people (like leftists) think should be illegal, and say it is, but it really isn't. So... I'm voting for pirates. Sorry about that, Rufas.

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Photorealistic Surreality: the mimicry of what one supposes the visual conditions of an impossible scenerio would be like in real life

Pirates>Ninjas

Old Mother Hubbard sat in her cupboard,

Drowning her sorrows in hay.

Along came a spider who sat down to chide her,

But he could think of nothing to say.

Aisling's picture

Ummm

Lilly? Could you please specify who you are mad at? 'Cause I sure hope it isn't me. Afterall, I don't think I did anything...

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"And tell Graham - tell him: see. ... Tell him to see. And tell Merrill to swing away." - Signs

"You do realize," said Zanna, "that you're stroking a milk carton."

"You're just jealous," said Deeba.

-China Miéville's Un Lun Dun-

Lilly's picture

sorry,

I meant i was mad at Rufas. I thought the post would come up somewhere else. Sorry. :-D

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"Then God will rejoice over you as a bridegroom rejoices over his bride." Isaiah 62:5

"Is that a spittoon on your head?"

"You're just jealous."-Contradictionary- Phlegmingo

Quartz's picture

The Who

Made clear (thoug, I'll admit, not obvious) by the stack indentation, she was angry at Rufas for telling me to jump off a cliff. That is, if she replied to the right thing. The reason that it's not obvious is because how common it is that people don't...

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Photorealistic Surreality: the mimicry of what one supposes the visual conditions of an impossible scenerio would be like in real life

Old Mother Hubbard sat in her cupboard,

Drowning her sorrows in hay.

Along came a spider who sat down to chide her,

But he could think of nothing to say.

Aisling's picture

Oh ok

I actually did follow the indentation and figured that it must be Rufus she was replying to. But I wanted to make that clear and I thought the best way to do that would be to ask her to clarify it herself, just to avoid confusion.

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"And tell Graham - tell him: see. ... Tell him to see. And tell Merrill to swing away." - Signs

"You do realize," said Zanna, "that you're stroking a milk carton."

"You're just jealous," said Deeba.

-China Miéville's Un Lun Dun-

Rufas Shinra's picture

Thank you.

Thank you. just so everyone knows, I do NOT support illegal downloading...but pirates do include that group. Updated the Poll...finaly. Tell me if I missed anyone or got a vote wrong...

(@ Quartz): Twas nothin. It seems we have a rivalry/disagreement on most subjects..

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落 天使

"I was in a bizarre state of mind: The state of mind that

only a coder can understand - where the world around you fades, and the ordered, perfect logic of the computer

becomes your reality."

^-mAlex

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落 天使

SangMing's picture

My thoughts

I don't know much about Ninjas. They go quietly around in black from head to foot and could actually be either gender! And their personal lives are a total mystery.

Pirates come in 2 categories. The modern, computer pirate category includes bozos of the first order. They have no romance or coolness of any kind. The olde tyme pirates, however have a certain amount of romance. This is because we're far enough removed in time that their meanness, smelliness, and lack of manners don't bother us. All we have to go by are the depictions of them in books and movies. The deciding argument for me is that Yul Brynner played a pirate in The Buccaneer (1950's version). That's good enough for me! (Sorry, J.)

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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel

pirates > ninjas

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We should take our comfort from God's word, not from the circumstances of our lives.

Noble Wisdom's picture

My Vote

Hmmm....Well, ninjas remind me of Jackie Chan (although he does not at all resemble a cold, faceless, mercenary), while pirates remind me of Captain Jack Sparrow. Which do I prefer? I guess I'd have to say Jackie Chan. So I vote NINJAS!!!!!

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"Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways acknowledge Him, and He will direct your paths."

- Proverbs 3:5-6

"Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways acknowledge Him, and He will direct your paths."

- Proverbs 3:5-6

madamelibrarian's picture

the buccaneers

I didn't really like that movie... it was sad and disappointing :-( and he was French. that was sad and disappointing too :-|

"...Though I may be forced to faint if my imagination gets the better of me."

-- Anne Shirley

I hope and pray that none may kill me,

Nor I kill any, with woundings grim,

But if ever any should think to kill me,

I pray Thee, God, let me kill him.

Rufas Shinra's picture

Updated

SandMing and Noble Wisdom's votes have been added. So far pirates are winning. YAY!

P.S.(and off subject): Quartz, you're thirteen? :-?

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落 天使

"I was in a bizarre state of mind: The state of mind that

only a coder can understand - where the world around you fades, and the ordered, perfect logic of the computer

becomes your reality."

^-mAlex

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落 天使

Quartz's picture

...

Please stop asking personal questions. I feel like you're prying.

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Photorealistic Surreality: the mimicry of what one supposes the visual conditions of an impossible scenerio would be like in real life

Old Mother Hubbard sat in her cupboard,

Drowning her sorrows in hay.

Along came a spider who sat down to chide her,

But he could think of nothing to say.

Rufas Shinra's picture

lol

Well sorry for intruding, but Mariel_7 told me you were 13...>.>...and that would make you younger than me...

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落 天使

"I was in a bizarre state of mind: The state of mind that

only a coder can understand - where the world around you fades, and the ordered, perfect logic of the computer

becomes your reality."

^-mAlex

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落 天使

Malex's picture

Heh

It's not that we don't trust you personally, Rufas Shinra... It's just that anything that happens on the site here is available for people to find.

By encouraging my family and friends to "hang out" on this website, we're all risking levels of exposure that border on danger.

So, to prevent unfortunate incidents, we should try to keep each-other's privacy. :)

ttyl!

--Alex Markley

"But who will help me bake the flour?" inquired the donkey.

"Festering!" screamed the hen in reply.

Alex Markley

“The fate of a good technologist is to work on things that will seem silly in a hundred years. The fate of a bad technologist is to work on things that seem silly already.”

SangMing's picture

Jack vs. Jackie?

If I saw this as a Jackie Chan issue, he'd get my vote hands-down! :-) But I can't see it that way. Jackie's way too cute to be a ninja! Bruce Lee is more the ninja type than Jackie is, I think. So my vote remains with pirates.

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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel

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We should take our comfort from God's word, not from the circumstances of our lives.

Rufas Shinra's picture

...

Sorry mAlex. I understand completely, but you have no PM system, and I have no other contact with you guys. So I post. Sorry Again if I offended you.

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落 天使

"I was in a bizarre state of mind: The state of mind that

only a coder can understand - where the world around you fades, and the ordered, perfect logic of the computer

becomes your reality."

^-mAlex

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落 天使

Ohhh

Would you draw one for me?

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Processing data as 0's and 1's, forced impulse, trained behavior, reduced to a number...

This is... m3ch@n1c 3n51av3m3n7.

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Gone

Rufas Shinra's picture

????

who was that to? and draw what? :-?

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落 天使

"I was in a bizarre state of mind: The state of mind that

only a coder can understand - where the world around you fades, and the ordered, perfect logic of the computer

becomes your reality."

^-mAlex

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落 天使

..

uhh, you and my charri.

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Processing data as 0's and 1's, forced impulse, trained behavior, reduced to a number...

This is... m3ch@n1c 3n51av3m3n7.

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Gone

Lilly's picture

oh no!!!

The buccneer? Thats already a title of something! Oh well, i had to change the title anyway...

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I linger always in evening, not wanting to be seen by the day, but afraid of the night. For is that not my name? Enaduial, traveling from evening to evening, waiting to be found.

"Is that a spittoon on your head?"

"You're just jealous."-Contradictionary- Phlegmingo

Mariel 7's picture

yeah, someone agrees with me

Ninja's rock! (:) End of story! X-D

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Insanity only brings people closer

Malex: Yes. My ankles are cozy

- Malex Minute 197

Mariel 7's picture

he he

he was French. that was disappointing too - MadameL

"When in doubt, blame the French" -Daniel, Duke of Danger @ The Renaisance Festival

he he ... again

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Insanity only brings people closer

Malex: Yes. My ankles are cozy

- Malex Minute 197

Rufas Shinra's picture

...???

you posted for me to draw something ("Your charri"? and what character would that be?) in a completely random place...no idea where your comming from...>.>

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落 天使

"I was in a bizarre state of mind: The state of mind that

only a coder can understand - where the world around you fades, and the ordered, perfect logic of the computer

becomes your reality."

^-mAlex

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落 天使

Quartz's picture

...

Go Fly Girl, perhaps you could post a link to the comment you were replying to. Or did you mean to post here, since that's a recent place with talk of drawing?

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Photorealistic Surreality: the mimicry of what one supposes the visual conditions of an impossible scenerio would be like in real life

Old Mother Hubbard sat in her cupboard,

Drowning her sorrows in hay.

Along came a spider who sat down to chide her,

But he could think of nothing to say.

Leela's picture

Hmmm...

((I don't really have a liking for either.....but I DO have a disliking for one...))

PIRATES>NINJAS

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Come now children what's wrong? You should be panting with delight!

=•.•= ~Squeak!

Me.

I am very confused. :-?

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Processing data as 0's and 1's, forced impulse, trained behavior, reduced to a number...

This is... m3ch@n1c 3n51av3m3n7.

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Gone

Rufas Shinra's picture

lol.

You Dis ninjas? why? I mean, YAY FOR TEH pirates!, but why do you dislike ninjas..?

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落 天使

"I was in a bizarre state of mind: The state of mind that

only a coder can understand - where the world around you fades, and the ordered, perfect logic of the computer

becomes your reality."

^-mAlex

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落 天使

Icepunk's picture

Thoughtless and combative

As for YOU, Quarts, go jump off a cliff. - Rufas Shinra

That's not funny. You need to stop being so thoughtless and combative.

Fly away

On angel wings

To another land

Where freedom

Is a melody

Sung in every heart

And heaven

Is just a kiss away. - "On Angel Wings" by V.E.N.D.E.T.T.A.

Malex's picture

Well...

"Sorry mAlex. I understand completely, but you have no PM system, and I have no other contact with you guys."

I'm sorry, but that is no longer true. I actually modified and installed a PM system shortly after you complained about it. I even posted a long and detailed dissertation about it.

Besides, if you want to ask a direct question of Quartz - or any staff member, for that matter - feel free to use our staff contact framework, which is quite comprehensive and easy to use.

"Sorry Again if I offended you."

Nonsense. I'm sure that if we all keep each-other's best interests in mind, we'll be able to neatly avoid offending one another now and in the future.

ttyl!

--Alex Markley

"But who will help me bake the flour?" inquired the donkey.

"Festering!" screamed the hen in reply.

Alex Markley

“The fate of a good technologist is to work on things that will seem silly in a hundred years. The fate of a bad technologist is to work on things that seem silly already.”

Quartz's picture

...

It did strike me as slightly pugnacious--or, rather, irascible--of him, but really I didn't think it was very explicitly accented. I thought it was funny...

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Photorealistic Surreality: the mimicry of what one supposes the visual conditions of an impossible scenerio would be like in real life

Old Mother Hubbard sat in her cupboard,

Drowning her sorrows in hay.

Along came a spider who sat down to chide her,

But he could think of nothing to say.

Slushpunk's picture

vote now

That's a lotta links dude 0_0 .

If we're gonna do random votes then which do you like better, Chicken or Ham?

I wish I knew why I did anything...

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"You're a mermaid? Hmmm, that's interesting, 'cause I do beleive I'm a cupcake. Do you ever get that feeling? I suppose not. I guess I'm just special."-Me

Pirates<Ninjas(:)

Chicken>Ham

Quartz's picture

Chicken or Ham, eh?

Well, there really isn't anything pensive about that, is there? Just straight taste bud subjectiveness.

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Photorealistic Surreality: the mimicry of what one supposes the visual conditions of an impossible scenerio would be like in real life

Chicken>Ham

Old Mother Hubbard sat in her cupboard,

Drowning her sorrows in hay.

Along came a spider who sat down to chide her,

But he could think of nothing to say.

Leela's picture

w00t!

CHICKEN>HAM

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Come now children what's wrong? You should be panting with delight!

=•.•= ~Squeak!

Aisling's picture

Green Chicken and Ham

Chickeny ham > Hammy chicken

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"And tell Graham - tell him: see. ... Tell him to see. And tell Merrill to swing away." - Signs

"You do realize," said Zanna, "that you're stroking a milk carton."

"You're just jealous," said Deeba.

-China Miéville's Un Lun Dun-

Rufas Shinra's picture

Ummm....>.>

This was NOT supposed to be a random poll topic...>.>...

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落 天使

"I was in a bizarre state of mind: The state of mind that

only a coder can understand - where the world around you fades, and the ordered, perfect logic of the computer

becomes your reality."

^-mAlex

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落 天使

Quartz's picture

:D

I thought you'd say that. I just thought it was funny.

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Photorealistic Surreality: the mimicry of what one supposes the visual conditions of an impossible scenerio would be like in real life

Old Mother Hubbard sat in her cupboard,

Drowning her sorrows in hay.

Along came a spider who sat down to chide her,

But he could think of nothing to say.

Rufas Shinra's picture

lol.

As I thought you would think it was funny,

Updated the poll again...Eleven votes, seven pirates and four ninjas.

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落 天使

"I was in a bizarre state of mind: The state of mind that

only a coder can understand - where the world around you fades, and the ordered, perfect logic of the computer

becomes your reality."

^-mAlex

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落 天使

Aisling's picture

Yay!

Pirates R winnin' 'cause pirates R awesome! X-D :-P

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"And tell Graham - tell him: see. ... Tell him to see. And tell Merrill to swing away." - Signs

"You do realize," said Zanna, "that you're stroking a milk carton."

"You're just jealous," said Deeba.

-China Miéville's Un Lun Dun-

Rufas Shinra's picture

lol

Yes they are...because pirates aren't evil "Assasins Of The Black Arts".

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落 天使

"I was in a bizarre state of mind: The state of mind that

only a coder can understand - where the world around you fades, and the ordered, perfect logic of the computer

becomes your reality."

^-mAlex

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落 天使

Quartz's picture

In my case,...

...it's because some pirates lead perfectly legitimate lives, while ninjas apparently lack that in their homegeneity.

Not that homegeneity or diversity are good or bad by themselves, but all pirates and all ninjas except one kind of pirate are evil hoodlums.

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Photorealistic Surreality: the mimicry of what one supposes the visual conditions of an impossible scenerio would be like in real life

Old Mother Hubbard sat in her cupboard,

Drowning her sorrows in hay.

Along came a spider who sat down to chide her,

But he could think of nothing to say.

Rufas Shinra's picture

Hoodlums?

Thats an _interesting_ way to put it....>.>...

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落 天使

"I was in a bizarre state of mind: The state of mind that

only a coder can understand - where the world around you fades, and the ordered, perfect logic of the computer

becomes your reality."

^-mAlex

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落 天使

Leela's picture

HA.

Pirates are winning, because pirates aren't faked. They actually exist, and they don't prance around the dark allies of the earth just to scream out how cool they aren't. ;-)

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Come now children what's wrong? You should be panting with delight!

=•.•= ~Squeak!

Aisling's picture

Prance???

Whoa nelly. I think she's tryin' to start a brawl.

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"And tell Graham - tell him: see. ... Tell him to see. And tell Merrill to swing away." - Signs

"You do realize," said Zanna, "that you're stroking a milk carton."

"You're just jealous," said Deeba.

-China Miéville's Un Lun Dun-

Lilly's picture

Grabs paintball gun

So we found something to fight! Quick Ais! get the rest of the army! :-D

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I linger always in evening, not wanting to be seen by the day, but afraid of the night. For is that not my name? Enaduial, traveling from evening to evening, waiting to be found.

"Is that a spittoon on your head?"

"You're just jealous."-Contradictionary- Phlegmingo

Leela's picture

Sorry!

Hehe.....I don't want to start a brawl..........(per say)..... ;-)

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Come now children what's wrong? You should be panting with delight!

=•.•= ~Squeak!

madamelibrarian's picture

quick!

Leela! get your paintball gear! I'll grab some of my brother's paintball guns and we'll take 'em down!

LET'S START A BRAWL!!!*popopopopopopopop*

"...Though I may be forced to faint if my imagination gets the better of me."

-- Anne Shirley

I hope and pray that none may kill me,

Nor I kill any, with woundings grim,

But if ever any should think to kill me,

I pray Thee, God, let me kill him.

Rufas Shinra's picture

but...

Can I bring my twin axes, crossbow and twenty gage? pwetty pwz? :-*

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落 天使

"I was in a bizarre state of mind: The state of mind that

only a coder can understand - where the world around you fades, and the ordered, perfect logic of the computer

becomes your reality."

^-mAlex

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落 天使

Slushpunk's picture

yo,

Anybody wanna paintball gun? 'Cause I got three, and since I don't have three arms, well, It's really kinda pointless.

Paintball is awesome :-D . I'm happiest when I'm holding a semi-auto paintball gun.

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"You're a mermaid? Hmmm, that's interesting, 'cause I do beleive I'm a cupcake. Do you ever get that feeling? I suppose not. I guess I'm just special."-Me

Rufas Shinra's picture

WHAT!??!

sadly, I've NEVER even HELD a paintball gun...I'LL TAKE IT!!

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落 天使

"I was in a bizarre state of mind: The state of mind that

only a coder can understand - where the world around you fades, and the ordered, perfect logic of the computer

becomes your reality."

^-mAlex

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落 天使

Icepunk's picture

I finally enter the poll

My vote is for ninjas. (:)

Rufas Shinra's picture

fine

It's your funaral. *adds Ice's vote*

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落 天使

"I was in a bizarre state of mind: The state of mind that

only a coder can understand - where the world around you fades, and the ordered, perfect logic of the computer

becomes your reality."

^-mAlex

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落 天使

Lilly's picture

Thers a reason she is selling it

Its a pump gun. So she is selling it for like 10 dollars. But im told that they stink.

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I linger always in evening, not wanting to be seen by the day, but afraid of the night. For is that not my name? Enaduial, traveling from evening to evening, waiting to be found.

"Is that a spittoon on your head?"

"You're just jealous."-Contradictionary- Phlegmingo

Noble Wisdom's picture

Go IcePunk! Ninjas rock

Go IcePunk! Ninjas rock X-D Paintball? Ouch! Just thinking about it brings pain to mind. I don't think I will ever develop the desire to engage in a sport that will result in the acquisition of large bruises/welts on my person.

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"Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways acknowledge Him, and He will direct your paths."

- Proverbs 3:5-6

"Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways acknowledge Him, and He will direct your paths."

- Proverbs 3:5-6

Quartz's picture

For me...

I didn't really have a problem with the pain aspect, it was the mess and the dishevelment and the hassle. I've never regarded adrenaline rushes as worth so much trouble.

And I don't think that my CO2 being low without anybody knowing about it solely caused me to think so, either, though I do think that perhaps it contributed to me only winning however many rounds I won. (I forget now how many it was.) Because I had never played painball before, I didn't know that the paintballs weren't supposed to fly off course so badly, because when I said that that was what was happening, I was told, "Oh, yeah. That happens." Afterwards, during target practice, I was using a different gun. Then I was hitting the target very squarely and often.

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Photorealistic Surreality: the mimicry of what one supposes the visual conditions of an impossible scenerio would be like in real life

Old Mother Hubbard sat in her cupboard,

Drowning her sorrows in hay.

Along came a spider who sat down to chide her,

But he could think of nothing to say.

Icepunk's picture

Adrenaline Junkies Anonymous

I don't think I will ever develop the desire to engage in a sport that will result in the acquisition of large bruises/welts on my person. - Noble Wisdom

You usually only get bruises or welts if you get shot point blank or the velocity is turned up really high.

I didn't really have a problem with the pain aspect, it was the mess and the dishevelment and the hassle. I've never regarded adrenaline rushes as worth so much trouble. - Quartz

What hassle and dishevelment?

When you don't have gun trouble, paintball can be very enjoyable. For me the most annoying part is stripping my gun, cleaning it, then oiling it every single time after I play.

And it takes hours to do that, but it's still worth it, because I'm one of those ppl that doesn't feel alive unless they have a gallon of adrenaline coursing through their veins.

Quartz's picture

Yeah...

And you also seem not to be one of those rare people who feel dead if they don't have at least most of their thoughts organized. No wonder you don't see the hassle or dishevelment. :P

Hint: I had oil from the paint in my hair afterwards. And guess what the others said: "Oh, yeah. That happens."

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Photorealistic Surreality: the mimicry of what one supposes the visual conditions of an impossible scenerio would be like in real life

Old Mother Hubbard sat in her cupboard,

Drowning her sorrows in hay.

Along came a spider who sat down to chide her,

But he could think of nothing to say.

SangMing's picture

Funny typo

I had never played painball before

I know this is just a typo, but it struck me funny... :-P

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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel

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We should take our comfort from God's word, not from the circumstances of our lives.

madamelibrarian's picture

ow

I was the rearguard for my team in one of my two games of paintball. we were slaughtered. however, I was the last one alive.that was a lot of fun, because I was shot from 10 feet away and nearly died from the pain. I couldn't wear shorts for a couple of weeks because I had two huge and ugly bruises on my right leg... ow :-(|

"...Though I may be forced to faint if my imagination gets the better of me."

-- Anne Shirley

I hope and pray that none may kill me,

Nor I kill any, with woundings grim,

But if ever any should think to kill me,

I pray Thee, God, let me kill him.

Lilly's picture

Noble wisdom?

Do i know you?

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I linger always in evening, not wanting to be seen by the day, but afraid of the night. For is that not my name? Enaduial, traveling from evening to evening, waiting to be found.

"Is that a spittoon on your head?"

"You're just jealous."-Contradictionary- Phlegmingo

Quartz's picture

Noble Wisdom and Lilly

"Do i know you?" -Liily

Yes, you know Noble Wisdom.

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Photorealistic Surreality: the mimicry of what one supposes the visual conditions of an impossible scenerio would be like in real life

Old Mother Hubbard sat in her cupboard,

Drowning her sorrows in hay.

Along came a spider who sat down to chide her,

But he could think of nothing to say.

Lilly's picture

oh cool!

YAY! Now i get to talk to you whenever i want! I miss you sooo much NW!

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I linger always in evening, not wanting to be seen by the day, but afraid of the night. For is that not my name? Enaduial, traveling from evening to evening, waiting to be found.

"Is that a spittoon on your head?"

"You're just jealous."-Contradictionary- Phlegmingo

Noble Wisdom's picture

Hey There!

Hi Lilly!!! I miss you, too! But no worries, I'll be back to visit (probably rather often). I just can't seem to stay away for very long! :-D

"Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways acknowledge Him, and He will direct your paths."

- Proverbs 3:5-6

"Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways acknowledge Him, and He will direct your paths."

- Proverbs 3:5-6