Justice And His Legendary March Against Evil: Part One
Fri, 2005/12/16 - 7:47pm — Malex
Plot Synopsis: Justice, a wandering soul who is looking to wage war against evil, runs into a slight snag when he discovers a girl in the woods. He may be slightly annoyed when this girl chooses to follow him, but will she end up saving him from an embarrassing predicament?
Notes: Vaguely psychotic characters, snappy dialog, a ridiculous slap-fight, and water balloons. Who could ask for more? This is the Malex Media Network's first short film, and it is being made available for free as an internet download. Please see below for more details.
Screen Shots: Screen shots may be found in our photo gallery.
Sound Track: Malex - Justice One (Old Version)
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Comments
Random other notes...
My first attempt at a screenplay. It looked a lot funnier on paper.
Also, everybody is always confused by the "Part One" bit, since there's no "Part Two". It's not a mistake, we never intended to make a Part Two.
Finally, if my mac ever finishes the stinking encode process, I'll upload an iPod Video version.
Dang. It's gonna take like two hours.
--Alex Markley
Alex Markley
“Objects in mirror seem closer than they appear.”
Justice Pt.1
My only complaint was that the audio was kind of hard to hear. But I loved the film. Everyone did a great job and the story was...peculiar.
Just keep swimming!
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Fairy tales are more than true — not because they tell us dragons exist, but because they tell us dragons can be beaten. - G. K. Chesterton
Lol, yes...
We suffered from poor equipment quality, and it really showed in the final result.
--Alex Markley
Alex Markley
“Objects in mirror seem closer than they appear.”
I had to laugh... I also
I had to laugh... I also have to say your humor came out rather well in this one
Although I know you said there's no part too... perhaps another one would be appropriate, I volunteer to be the vanquishy (is that pronounced the same as squishy?) I'm a good evil... plus punching you would be absolutely amusing. 
Everybody Has a Seed to Sow
yeah, well
You notice who's supposed to be out to destroy evil and who actually destroys evil?
Besides, a new episode might be a little difficult in the near future as I've just dyed my hair jet black, and in part one, I was bleach blonde.
"We are the music makers... and we are the dreamers of the dreams." Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder)
Do you realize that if it weren't for Edison, we'd be watching TV by candlelight?
continuity
Of course, that might not matter, as continuity was never our strong point...
"We are the music makers... and we are the dreamers of the dreams." Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder)
Do you realize that if it weren't for Edison, we'd be watching TV by candlelight?
I'd go with the
I'd go with the disconjunt... dress alex in a suit of armor or something and change his hat... just cause it would be amusing... maybe film it underwater (laughs manically because he knows alex is now reading this and trying to figure out how it could happen.) anyway... bye
Everybody Has a Seed to Sow
Not really...
I'm pretty dead-set against doing a sequel. That would ruin the only joke that most people get.
--Alex Markley
The magnitude of the difference between 3 and 2 is 1. Never, ever let anyone tell you different.
Alex Markley
“Objects in mirror seem closer than they appear.”
Hmm... since when do you
Hmm... since when do you cater to the idiocy of the general populous???
Everybody Has a Seed to Sow
Well...
I dunno... I think the whole "Part One is the only installment" joke is actually pretty darn funny. It's possibly funnier than the entire body of the film.
--Alex Markley
The magnitude of the difference between 3 and 2 is 1. Never, ever let anyone tell you different.
Alex Markley
“Objects in mirror seem closer than they appear.”
I don't know...
The whole idiot cursed (but somehow not really cursed) blonde sleeping in the woods hoping for a kiss was pretty funny. Even funnier when she did Justice's job...
"We are the music makers... and we are the dreamers of the dreams." Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder)
Do you realize that if it weren't for Edison, we'd be watching TV by candlelight?
evil incarnate
WATER BALLOONS!!!!!
"We are the music makers... and we are the dreamers of the dreams." Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder)
Do you realize that if it weren't for Edison, we'd be watching TV by candlelight?
Vanquishee
If you spell it 'vanquishee' instead of 'vanquishy', it might help.
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No more compromise, no more room for lies.
No more giving in to a world of sin.
-"No More Compromise" by Rubicon 7
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Fairy tales are more than true — not because they tell us dragons exist, but because they tell us dragons can be beaten. - G. K. Chesterton
A sequel?
It's possibly funnier than the entire body of the film.
It couldn't be. That whole film is hilarious. I'd actually like to see another, but not enough to pressure you. If your heart isn't in it, it probably wouldn't be all that great.
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No more compromise, no more room for lies.
No more giving in to a world of sin.
-"No More Compromise" by Rubicon 7
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Fairy tales are more than true — not because they tell us dragons exist, but because they tell us dragons can be beaten. - G. K. Chesterton
Me and my technical difficulties
Something is very wrong with my computer/downloads! It won't play as a video; I can just hear it!! I'm getting exasperated!!!!!
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"I refuse to continue unless I recieve a full apology!"
"And in a free, perfect world, you would certainly recieve one. However, as this world is neither perfect nor fair, you won't"
-- "The Outlaws of Sherwood
Cats are just better than dogs. Period. Think about it: get a dog the size of a cat and the cat will win. Get a cat the size of a dog and you're into the small cougar range ... and the cat will win!
~Chris and Cliff of "The Jesus Geeks Podcast"
Suggestion
It won't play as a video; I can just hear it!
Have you notified Malex? He might be able to help.
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No more compromise, no more room for lies.
No more giving in to a world of sin.
-"No More Compromise" by Rubicon 7
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Fairy tales are more than true — not because they tell us dragons exist, but because they tell us dragons can be beaten. - G. K. Chesterton
Help is on the way!
"It won't play as a video; I can just hear it!"
The reason is because your computer doesn't know what to make of the video in the file. You need a little piece of code that will allow your computer to understand the video so it can play it.
The answer is on this page.
Basically, you just download the codec on that page, run it, do whatever it says, and everything should "just work" at that point.
--Alex Markley
The return of the wombats of joy!
Alex Markley
“Objects in mirror seem closer than they appear.”
Make it so
everything should "just work"
I love it when things just work. Oz is so good at making things just work. So is Malex. This is one of the greatest things about men, the way they make things just work.
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No more compromise, no more room for lies.
No more giving in to a world of sin.
-"No More Compromise" by Rubicon 7
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Fairy tales are more than true — not because they tell us dragons exist, but because they tell us dragons can be beaten. - G. K. Chesterton
It worked! YEAH!!!!!
The movie is much funnier when you can actually see what's going on
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"I refuse to continue unless I recieve a full apology!"
"And in a free, perfect world, you would certainly recieve one. However, as this world is neither perfect nor fair, you won't"
-- "The Outlaws of Sherwood
Cats are just better than dogs. Period. Think about it: get a dog the size of a cat and the cat will win. Get a cat the size of a dog and you're into the small cougar range ... and the cat will win!
~Chris and Cliff of "The Jesus Geeks Podcast"
Good
I'm glad.
--Alex Markley
The return of the wombats of joy!
Alex Markley
“Objects in mirror seem closer than they appear.”
Updated Streaming Video!
Another streaming video safely updated! Details here.
--Alex Markley
"Crap, I have levitation class at 25:131. Better set the alarm to 'cinnamon'."
Alex Markley
“Objects in mirror seem closer than they appear.”