I'M BACK BABY!!!
I have brought my unique brand of chaos back to the United States for the next 30 days.
I'm sure you're all thrilled to have me back. If not, you can leave a message for me by jumping into the nearest sarlacc pit with a thermal detonator in your mouth and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.
The CIA,FBI, and NSA has informed me that they have been notified of my epic return and that the U.S. will not tolerate any cities left in ruins or zombie uprisings this time.
I will, of course, ignore their wishes.
I will be updating my profile bio with a "Icepunk Tracker" that tracks my progress, location, restaurants I'm banned from, people I've injured, and destruction incurred, so check that everyonce in a while so you know which cities to avoid or if you want to hang out with me.
Peace, Love, and Bullets
Icepunk
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Wow!
Welcome back, Icepunk!
Old Mother Hubbard sat in her cupboard,
Drowning her sorrows in hay.
Along came a spider who sat down to chide her,
But he could think of nothing to say.
YAY!
I saw you too! After Tuesday school last Tuesday. It was awesome. (Can anyone here believe that he's actually gotten thinner?!??)
=•.•= ~Squeak!
Thinner?
Not possible!
I really hope I get to see you, Ice, this weekend! I haven't seen you in forever. And maybe we can talk Deutsch!
"You do realize," said Zanna, "that you're stroking a milk carton."
"You're just jealous," said Deeba.
-China Miéville's Un Lun Dun-
YAY!!!!
It's so good to have you back, Ice. You know, I saw a t-shirt with a slogan on it that made me think of you. It said, "Alcohol, tobacco and firearms should be a convenience store, not a government agency."
Anyway, try to keep the carnage to a minimum, okay?
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We should take our comfort from God's word, not from the circumstances of our lives.
Oh...
Old Mother Hubbard sat in her cupboard,
Drowning her sorrows in hay.
Along came a spider who sat down to chide her,
But he could think of nothing to say.
Haha...
Wow, I need to pay better attention to my own site. I didn't even see this post until just now.
You know, I'm frankly surprised we didn't get kicked out of that last burger king, the way we were carrying on.
Looking forward to seeing you up here in Cleveland tomorrow! We're going to have a blast, I hope you know…
ttyl!
Alex Markley
“The fate of a good technologist is to work on things that will seem silly in a hundred years. The fate of a bad technologist is to work on things that seem silly already.”