Hostile Takeover

LittleRedRidingSquirrel's picture
Everybody Welcome LRRS

Mine!

Update: LRRS has been excised… For now.

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Mariel 7's picture

AUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

DEMON RODENT! :-O OUT! OUT OUT OUT!!!!!!

Very nice Malex, it's ... it's so ... horrible ... yet awesome X-D

Malex: Yes. My ankles are cozy

- Malex Minute 197

gnnb94's picture

probably alone in my opinion here....

But I think he actually looks cute!

IDK the look on his face is just so pathetic it's cute. :-(|

I hope I'm not insulting Quartz's artwork here, if he's supposed to look evil...

And I forgot today was April Fool's day...or National Atheist's day ;-)

I don't have anything planned....well that will soon change! >=D

Oh and Malex, if you wanted to scare me to death, making me think there was going to be no Contradictionary, I think you succeeded. :-J

"So I found some cheese from June '09...wanna guess what color it was?"

"green? blue? black?"

"nope. yellow."

"what kinda cheese was it?"

"American."

Lilly's picture

O_O

IT'S THE RODENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Nice picture Qz :-P )

"Is that a spittoon on your head?"

"You're just jealous."-Contradictionary- Phlegmingo

Aisling's picture

Lol!

I got on the site and for a split second was perplexed as to the color change. Then I recalled what day it was. X-D

I love the way LRRS is walking! He's so ... dainty?

"You do realize," said Zanna, "that you're stroking a milk carton."

"You're just jealous," said Deeba.

-China Miéville's Un Lun Dun-

lizziem4551's picture

Hello!

Its so nice to finally meet you LRRS! I've been waiting for this >=D All my suspicions have been realized...and I'm tired because I'm not fully awake...and I had chocolate last night....and...nice to meet you!

***lizziem4551 suddenly wants to cuddle it "Why....why must my brain be the one thats out of it.....why??"

(nice job on the drawing Quartz!)

(:) The ninja's did it.... (:)

gnnb94's picture

oh no...

***gnnb94 suddenly envisions Lizzie cuddling the LRRS and it attacking her "Lizzie, be careful"

"So I found some cheese from June '09...wanna guess what color it was?"

"green? blue? black?"

"nope. yellow."

"what kinda cheese was it?"

"American."

lizziem4551's picture

pshaw....

I'm always careful gnnb....unless of course...I'm thinking rashly....

(:) The ninja's did it.... (:)

gnnb94's picture

;-)

Of course, Lizzie, but you said:

"...I'm tired because I'm not fully awake...and I had chocolate last night.."

;)

I was...just being cautious :D I know you'll be careful, it's LRRS that I'm worried about..

***gnnb warns LRRS to be good :-| "or else"

"So I found some cheese from June '09...wanna guess what color it was?"

"green? blue? black?"

"nope. yellow."

"what kinda cheese was it?"

"American."

lizziem4551's picture

AH....

I see....well I'm awake now! Because....I woke up! And I woke up because I need to be awake!

(:) The ninja's did it.... (:)

gnnb94's picture

hahaha!

XD I love your logic!!!

***gnnb locks LRRS's eyes in a cold stare. "Don't try anything funny :-| "

"So I found some cheese from June '09...wanna guess what color it was?"

"green? blue? black?"

"nope. yellow."

"what kinda cheese was it?"

"American."

Leela's picture

AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Who will save us from the madness?!?!?? (And the squirrel...)

=•.•= ~Squeak!

SangMing's picture

AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!

This is even more horrible than the joke on the Carousel! Is there no safe haven!!?? Where's that squirrel gun?

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We should take our comfort from God's word, not from the circumstances of our lives.

gnnb94's picture

MAD HATTER!!!!! >:-( MALEX!!!! >:-(

XD XD XD

I love both jokes!

I love that song, Hatter, and I love the colors, Malex!!!!!

Sorry if it ruins your prank... :-/

"So I found some cheese from June '09...wanna guess what color it was?"

"green? blue? black?"

"nope. yellow."

"what kinda cheese was it?"

"American."

Quartz's picture

*lol*

Thanks, everybody... X-| :P

I'm glad you... Don't like it. :P XD

Old Mother Hubbard sat in her cupboard,

Drowning her sorrows in hay.

Along came a spider who sat down to chide her,

But he could think of nothing to say.

DragonManJ13's picture

...

... How absolutely Horrific. =D

A lie would have no sense unless the truth were felt as dangerous.

The Royal Shortness's picture

O_O

... I don't think I can add anything at this point...

Random guy- "Its not lip balm, its man-stick!"

Noble Wisdom's picture

AH! It's AWFUL!

The color scheme is "scheming" to destroy my brain! AHHHHHH!!!!! Horror! Terror! It's INSIDIOUS! Lol, and I helped to create it. Now I regret it.

"Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways acknowledge Him, and He will direct your paths."

- Proverbs 3:5-6

ajjb's picture

OW

my eyes! my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't look at the screen for more than a minute...

"Above all else, guard your heart, for it is the wellspring of life."

Proverbs 4:23

thecrazyone1000's picture

ohhh my

nice one it totally got me. I got on and i was like what in the freaken AHHHHHHhhhh my EYES THEY BURN!!!!!! though i do like the coloredness

in him am i strong. in him do i find peace in him am i complete. in him am i perfect. in him there is rest. in him there is hope. in there are infinite possibilities. in him i find true friendship. in Him , in Him in Him is all i need or will ever need fo

Quartz's picture

*lol*

:P

Old Mother Hubbard sat in her cupboard,

Drowning her sorrows in hay.

Along came a spider who sat down to chide her,

But he could think of nothing to say.

Rina the Vla-girl's picture

*shakes head*

No. No. Just no.

(¯`v´¯)

`*.¸.*´

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Slushpunk's picture

XD

ROFL

Mariel 7's picture

*Phew*

And thus ends the most terrifying day of my life. Good thing everything's back to normal now ... well ... back to usual, I guess ;)

Malex: Yes. My ankles are cozy

- Malex Minute 197

gnnb94's picture

*mourns*

*whails* Noooo!! The pink is gone!!! AAGH!!!!! :P

lol Nice prank, Malex, and anyone else who helped :D

"So I found some cheese from June '09...wanna guess what color it was?"

"green? blue? black?"

"nope. yellow."

"what kinda cheese was it?"

"American."