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U.G.O.
n. abbr.
1. MILITARY Unidentified Gooey Object
Contradictionary springs forth from the fertile mind of Peter Markley. Thanks to Drew Reed for his help.
I seem to recall these quotes from a status of Drew's on skype
"So I found some cheese from June '09...wanna guess what color it was?"
"green? blue? black?"
"nope. yellow."
"what kinda cheese was it?"
"American."
Okay, that's just gross. But the repartee is witty, so I guess that makes it worthy.
I think this is one of those "real life" Contradictionaries, Gnnb. Quartz and Hatter seem to have their own special way of looking at the world.
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We should take our comfort from God's word, not from the circumstances of our lives.
SangMing said: Quartz and Hatter seem to have their own special way of looking at the world.
SangMing said:
Quartz and Hatter seem to have their own special way of looking at the world.
I guess so =P Aisling and I had a similar moment while waiting for the elevator this morning and I got to quote this contradictionary
"Is that a spittoon on your head?"
"You're just jealous."-Contradictionary- Phlegmingo
Yeah, except I replied with, "I don't want to know what it is."
"You do realize," said Zanna, "that you're stroking a milk carton."
"You're just jealous," said Deeba.
-China Miéville's Un Lun Dun-
Maybe it's a college thing.
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LOL!!!
I seem to recall these quotes from a status of Drew's on skype
"So I found some cheese from June '09...wanna guess what color it was?"
"green? blue? black?"
"nope. yellow."
"what kinda cheese was it?"
"American."
Disgusting
Okay, that's just gross. But the repartee is witty, so I guess that makes it worthy.
I think this is one of those "real life" Contradictionaries, Gnnb. Quartz and Hatter seem to have their own special way of looking at the world.
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We should take our comfort from God's word, not from the circumstances of our lives.
O.o
I guess so =P Aisling and I had a similar moment while waiting for the elevator this morning and I got to quote this contradictionary
"Is that a spittoon on your head?"
"You're just jealous."-Contradictionary- Phlegmingo
Exception
Yeah, except I replied with, "I don't want to know what it is."
"You do realize," said Zanna, "that you're stroking a milk carton."
"You're just jealous," said Deeba.
-China Miéville's Un Lun Dun-
Hmm...
Maybe it's a college thing.
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We should take our comfort from God's word, not from the circumstances of our lives.