Contradictionary
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Contradictionary 01x18
Wed, 2009/07/01 - 12:00am — Quartz
Tim'by’s stu-pid'it-y
n.
1. the sheer prowess of Timby’s to reason complete nonsense under any circumstances
a. Timby’s use of this prowess
b. the limbo state of un-reason in which Timby may most often be found
2. FIGURATIVE any quality with no bounds; something infinite
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Comments
Mean to say...
But... if Timby's brain is crushed to the inside of his skull, wouldn't similar things happen to his other vital organs? No, I don't believe it, not for a minute.
Very funny, Quartz. Timbium?
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We should take our comfort from God's word, not from the circumstances of our lives.
Waitaminute...
This leads me to believe that Timby's stupidity simply is and no one knows why it is. There are theories but only one fact; Timby is stupid.
"You do realize," said Zanna, "that you're stroking a milk carton."
"You're just jealous," said Deeba.
-China Miéville's Un Lun Dun-
*lol*
Old Mother Hubbard sat in her cupboard,
Drowning her sorrows in hay.
Along came a spider who sat down to chide her,
But he could think of nothing to say.
O_o
ew...
"Is that a spittoon on your head?"
"You're just jealous."-Contradictionary- Phlegmingo
LOL!!!!!!!!
"So I found some cheese from June '09...wanna guess what color it was?"
"green? blue? black?"
"nope. yellow."
"what kinda cheese was it?"
"American."