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Tim'by’s stu-pid'it-y

n.

1. the sheer prowess of Timby’s to reason complete nonsense under any circumstances

a. Timby’s use of this prowess

b. the limbo state of un-reason in which Timby may most often be found

2. FIGURATIVE any quality with no bounds; something infinite

Contradictionary springs forth from the fertile mind of Peter Markley.

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lizziem4551's picture

*lol*

It takes the saying of not having any brains to a whole new level!

(:) The ninja's did it.... (:)

Aisling's picture

O.o

The origin story revealed at last!

"You do realize," said Zanna, "that you're stroking a milk carton."

"You're just jealous," said Deeba.

-China Miéville's Un Lun Dun-

gnnb94's picture

LOL!!!!!

(:) Maybe that's what happened to chickens... 0_0 I've always wondered how they can be so stupid... (:) XD That's GREAT, Quartz!!

"So I found some cheese from June '09...wanna guess what color it was?"

"green? blue? black?"

"nope. yellow."

"what kinda cheese was it?"

"American."

Quartz's picture

*lol*

Thanks! XD

Old Mother Hubbard sat in her cupboard,

Drowning her sorrows in hay.

Along came a spider who sat down to chide her,

But he could think of nothing to say.

Lilly's picture

Rofl!

That's really funny XD

"Is that a spittoon on your head?"

"You're just jealous."-Contradictionary- Phlegmingo

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