Boredom!
Yesterday Mariel7 and I got this great idea to write something where she put one word and then i would put the other. The result is this...thing told by a strange squirrel who... got hit in the head or something. Anyway, enjoy!
I, Squirrel Chippy, announce your bacon! It will BURN with flaminglithium! in the diningroom on my good slippers of DOOM! Then without any further thought or reason to begin with, DIE! Or DIE! Sparkily!!! Ok. Suffice makes all idiots into stoopidMad bunnies! Aunt squirrel went away because the chipmunk ate her shoe so she shot it's fridgeand it fell on the chipmunk. Police meet donut, donut in black shoes! Pizza is a wonderful inedible object. Keep your friends out and everyone else lives. When the coffee spills leprechauns scream. Say hi to my Nyquill induced stupor of Doom. Mariel7 said that Lilly is a wonderful ROOTBEER. Rootbeer is like coffee to me. Caffeen sent us to this one evil loony DIE! Dont LIVE. in stoopidity instead of ROOTBEER! I cheese the whole gravity in Danny! Sing of the field for Happy peopleand Rootbeer. Jupiter will smush you flatter than water. Swimming in idiots Mars is better than simple DIE! Be with super Idiots bacon! This is the stupidest thing ever to be done by me and a Xerox machine. Keep yourukilealie away from Mariel7 and Slushpunk, too. I need to get away from squirrels, Slushie, and bacon! Invisible people are fun!!!!!!!!!!! to look for!
Holee
Holee dang! That's really twisted. And entertaining. I must ask though, who kept throwing in the word 'die'?
--Alex Markley
Then, suddenly, Agent Dully vanished in a puff of narrative intervention, and was never seen again.
Alex Markley
“Objects in mirror seem closer than they appear.”
Lilly did; it's always
Lilly did; it's always Lilly's fault
. (Even if it was my idea 
)
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Your mom's mom's chihuahua's chinchilla's hairdo
No more denying. Stop trying to hide from it.
People are praying. They're saying their hope is near.
- "Destiny", Spirit Blade
HEY!
I thought you said you wouldn't tell.
Meanie.
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Send the river faster on it's path, so the river will find me sooner, sooner at the sea...
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“Yeah,” Ilor said, beginning to laugh, “they'd kill us because they're pirates!”
Enlightening
This sounds amazingly like the lyrics written by my favorite singer back in the early 70's. I often wondered how he thought of some of his stuff. I thought he was being really deep. Now, at last, I may have discovered the truth.
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Just keep swimming!
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
Well!
Lilly! Go to your room!
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Just keep swimming!
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
Sorry
Sorry, maybe they were bored to.
Must do something 
i know! lets write something strange and set it to music! 
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Send the river faster on it's path, so the river will find me sooner, sooner at the sea...
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“Yeah,” Ilor said, beginning to laugh, “they'd kill us because they're pirates!”
No
You already wrote something strange.
And if you write the music the way you wrote the lyrics...
...........
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Some write because they are writers. Others write because they have a story to tell.
You know how to raspberry, don't you Steve? You just put your tongue out and blow.
Whered it go?!!
I commented on this yesterday, but now my post is gone! MALEX!
Did you do it??!!!!! Did you get rid of my post to be mean??!
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If someone asks you if you've heard the P+W joke, smack them and run for all you're worth.
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Whoa, Jimminy!
Calm down, Slushpunk. Think about what you're accusing mAlex of. Do you ...really... think he'd do something like that?
Dang. *exasperated* Be around two people for a long time and you think they know something about each other...
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Can you truthfully and conclusively answer anything to this question other than "Yes"?
God is leading me along a trail of miracles.
But
HE'S the only one who'd have the power to do that!
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Yayfulness; A point of being so happy that you really start to scare people.
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So?
That doesn't automatically make him Satan.
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Can you truthfully and conclusively answer anything to this question other than "Yes"?
God is leading me along a trail of miracles.
Let's get perspective
Okay Slushie, just think for a moment. What did your comment say? Was there something objectionable in it?
And have you looked elsewhere for it? Are you sure you put it here?
If you've checked these things, email Malex and ask him what happened. I'm sure there's a perfectly rational explanation, not a sadistic, power-hungry, small-minded answer.
Right, Malex?
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Just keep swimming!
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
"Not I," said the hen.
I commented on this yesterday, but now my post is gone! MALEX!
Did you do it??!!!!! Did you get rid of my post to be mean??!
I did not intentionally delete any comments from this thread.
Organization-wide policy is never to delete any comments or lock any threads without a clear explaination as to why the action was taken.
However, there was a bit of a malfunction the other day which required a small-scale database revert. It was in the middle of the night, and I didn't think anyone was logged in, but it's possible that I didn't notice you.
That's the only explaination that I can think of.
Of course, there've been plenty of times when I thought I had posted some comment, only to realize (hours or days later) that I had only pressed the "preview" button, and not the "post" button.
You are welcome to post your comment again.
--Alex Markley
Then, suddenly, Agent Dully vanished in a puff of narrative intervention, and was never seen again.
Alex Markley
“Objects in mirror seem closer than they appear.”
By the way...
I would have responded to this far sooner, but Finals Week has prevented me from paying much attention to the site of late.
If there's ever an issue which you feel needs my immediate attention, it's best to email me. I usually check my email several times a day, and will get back to you asap.
--Alex Markley
Then, suddenly, Agent Dully vanished in a puff of narrative intervention, and was never seen again.
Alex Markley
“Objects in mirror seem closer than they appear.”
annoyed
This has happend sevral times. I'm sure people would say that it's my fault, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't.
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Yayfulness; A point of being so happy that you really start to scare people.
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Well...
I assure you that I'm not to blame, and I'm the only one who has the abilty to actually delete stuff.
Of course, if there is a bug that causes people's stuff to suddenly vanish, I need to know about it. However, if such a bug existed, I would have expected more people to have reported encountering it by now.
The most likely explanation is that you've neglected to finish posting.
--Alex Markley
Then, suddenly, Agent Dully vanished in a puff of narrative intervention, and was never seen again.
Alex Markley
“Objects in mirror seem closer than they appear.”
The internet is never perfect.
Things like that probably happen on different web sites ALL the time.
Right Malex?
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I'm twice as tall of half of you, and half as tall as twice of you. -Bill Boy: "Lord Of The Beans"
♥♫♪◉☼
Would you rather raise an army, or go out on your own?
And...
Maybe his computer doesnt like Slushie...
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Send the river faster on it's path, so the river will find me sooner, sooner at the sea...
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“Yeah,” Ilor said, beginning to laugh, “they'd kill us because they're pirates!”
probably
That makes sense. Most computers don't like me.
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Yayfulness; A point of being so happy that you really start to scare people.
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sorry, malex
If it really didn't have anything to do with you, then I apologize for blaiming it on you(and I also apologize for not knowing how to spell "apologize"). But I'm still suspicious.
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Yayfulness; A point of being so happy that you really start to scare people.
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Suspicious, eh?
Suspicious, eh? Well, there's really nothing to say to that...
--Alex Markley
Then, suddenly, Agent Dully vanished in a puff of narrative intervention, and was never seen again.
Alex Markley
“Objects in mirror seem closer than they appear.”
Technology hates me. This
Technology hates me. This computer hates me, the computer at school hates me, that ipod thing hated me, the cel phone hates me, my gameboy hates me, and the flash drive i have to use for a project at school hates me.
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Send the river faster on it's path, so the river will find me sooner, sooner at the sea...
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“Yeah,” Ilor said, beginning to laugh, “they'd kill us because they're pirates!”
Uhoh
I notice the ipod "thing" is spoken of in the past-tense.
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Some write because they are writers. Others write because they have a story to tell.
You know how to raspberry, don't you Steve? You just put your tongue out and blow.
Technology just sucks!
Almost anything more complicated than a TV hates me
. Even the computer hates me ... sometimes. As to the iPod thing, I lent Lilly one of my friend's iPod, but it kept playing the wrong thing or not playing at all. It officially hates us! 
! 
!!!!
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Your mom's mom's chihuahua's chinchilla's hairdo
No more denying. Stop trying to hide from it.
People are praying. They're saying their hope is near.
- "Destiny", Spirit Blade
well
You weren't there when it fell.
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Send the river faster on it's path, so the river will find me sooner, sooner at the sea...
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“Yeah,” Ilor said, beginning to laugh, “they'd kill us because they're pirates!”
oh yeah
I could hear it from the other side of the room
. And btw ... I don't think you could do anything to that iPod that would make it more messed up than when we started 
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Your mom's mom's chihuahua's chinchilla's hairdo
No more denying. Stop trying to hide from it.
People are praying. They're saying their hope is near.
- "Destiny", Spirit Blade
Technology
Technology doesn't hate me. I hate it.
Oz and Malex keep telling me that it's improving my life, but I have my doubts.
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Just keep swimming!
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
computers stink
Most technology and I are on good terms, but computers are a different story. I've never understood them, and whenever people start talking about them my mind goes blank.
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Yayfulness; A point of being so happy that you really start to scare people.
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Teasing
Actually, they're just clusters of magnetic and electromagnetic binary components. They can't have feelings, and they can't hate anyone. I think that's just the phrase that people who don't want to say "I'm too left-brained to enjoy taking the time to figure them out," use as an excuse not to figure them out.
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Can you truthfully and conclusively answer anything to this question other than "Yes"?
God is leading me along a trail of miracles.
I, on the other hand...
I live in relative peace with technology. I don't mind it and it loves me. With a passion. Or so it seems. Video games favor me, I'm the only one who can work the television remote, and Malex's car only puked on me once. My music player works despite all I've done to it. And to top it off, it finally took dropping my camara from three feet to solid cement (and it fell in an arch) to kill it, and even then it only went blind. Sent to the manufacturers and they fixed it for free and sent it back.
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Some write because they are writers. Others write because they have a story to tell.
You know how to raspberry, don't you Steve? You just put your tongue out and blow.
No.
That takes to long to say. Whenever you put something i cant figure out what in the world you are saying
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Send the river faster on it's path, so the river will find me sooner, sooner at the sea...
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“Yeah,” Ilor said, beginning to laugh, “they'd kill us because they're pirates!”
What I meant was...
Actually, they're just clusters of magnetic and electromagnetic binary components. They can't have feelings, and they can't hate anyone. I think that "They hate me," is just the phrase that people who don't want to say "I'm too left-brained to enjoy taking the time to figure them out," use as an excuse not to figure them out.
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Can you truthfully and conclusively answer anything to this question other than "Yes"?
God is leading me along a trail of miracles.
ah...
Well, when you put it THAT way, it makes so much more sense, Quartz.
I'm as confused as Lilly.
No, actually, I'm twice as confused as Lilly. 
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Yayfulness; A point of being so happy that you really start to scare people.
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????????
And I'm three times as confused as you are. That makes me six times as confused as Lilly
Let us all be confused and slightly disturbed together. 
*kumbaya my Lord...* What
... it's late
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Your mom's mom's chihuahua's chinchilla's hairdo
No more denying. Stop trying to hide from it.
People are praying. They're saying their hope is near.
- "Destiny", Spirit Blade
Translation
Actually, they're just clusters of magnetic and electromagnetic binary components. They can't have feelings, and they can't hate anyone. I think that "They hate me," is just the phrase that people who don't want to say "I'm too left-brained to enjoy taking the time to figure them out," use as an excuse not to figure them out.
Here's the translation:
They're just machines and can't have feelings. They can't hate anyone. I think the phrase, "They hate me," is used by people who don't choose to take the time to figure out how they work.
This has been a public service translation brought to you by SangMing.
I hope it has been helpful.
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Just keep swimming!
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
I tend to give technology space
I tend to give technology space
I don't mess with it! I use the TV, the DVD player, my CD player, and minimal computer.[ just enough for email and solitaire]
I agree with SangMing on this one
"...Though I may be forced to faint if my imagination gets the better of me."
-- Anne Shirley
I hope and pray that none may kill me,
Nor I kill any, with woundings grim,
But if ever any should think to kill me,
I pray Thee, God, let me kill him.
The Extensiveness Regarding Your Use of Computers
"I use ... minimal computer. (Just enough for email and solitaire)" -Madame Librarian
E-Mail and Solitaire, huh? That's it? Well, your using it right now for the Internet, aren't you? The Internet's not Solitaire, and it's not necessarily e-mail.
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Can you truthfully and conclusively answer anything to this question other than "Yes"?
God is leading me along a trail of miracles.
Yeah, but ....
Yeah, but I got on the net to use my email
All right, fine, I have other sites I visit regularly as well
but still, techno-talk goes straight over my head and into the ozone layer, where it's surely to blame for the ozone depletion...
"...Though I may be forced to faint if my imagination gets the better of me."
-- Anne Shirley
I hope and pray that none may kill me,
Nor I kill any, with woundings grim,
But if ever any should think to kill me,
I pray Thee, God, let me kill him.
...What?
"but still, techno-talk goes straight over my head and into the ozone layer, where it's surely to blame for the ozone depletion...
" -Madame Librarian
"Ozone depletion"? What are you talking about?
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Can you truthfully and conclusively answer anything to this question other than "Yes"?
God is leading me along a trail of miracles.
"...Though I may be forced
-- Anne Shirley
I hope and pray that none may kill me,
Nor I kill any, with woundings grim,
But if ever any should think to kill me,
I pray Thee, God, let me kill him.
A challenge
The Internet's not Solitaire, and it's not necessarily e-mail.
This is the same kind of backtalk I get from Malex and Oz. Her point was that she doesn't use her computer for very much.
Madame L, here is the response I use. Repeat after me: Whatever.
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Just keep swimming!
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel