The Accident
Sun, 2006/06/04 - 9:47am — Malex
Here it finally is! Ladies and Gentlemen, here is the Malex Media Network's first cartoon!
It was completely written, directed, and animated by Quartz, and it's extremely funny! (I know, it's really, really short, but it's still funny.)
As always, you can download/stream the entire video for free!
This site is Copyright © 2005-2009 by the Malex Media Network® and is licensed under the CC Attribution NonCommercial 3.0 United States License.
Comments
You'll also notice...
The new, animated Malex Media Network logo is attached to the new video.
Isn't it great? It took us months to put that together...
--Alex Markley
If the definition of mass is an object's resistance to accelleration, and gravity is just a constant accelleration, shouldn't really massive objects just float?
Alex Markley
“The fate of a good technologist is to work on things that will seem silly in a hundred years. The fate of a bad technologist is to work on things that seem silly already.”
Well, Everyone...
...How do all like it?
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Stupidity is in the mind of the cogitator.
Old Mother Hubbard sat in her cupboard,
Drowning her sorrows in hay.
Along came a spider who sat down to chide her,
But he could think of nothing to say.
Mmm
Its funny and the logo is AWESOME, just a few problems with the files though....
The iPod version made iTunes crash on me three times, don't know why but it did.
Also at the end there is a bunch of scrambled data that flashes by, I don't know if you wanted it like that, but it's kind of weird. (reminds me of Missing Number
)
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Once again I weep, I beg, I plead... How stubborn can they be?
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Gone
iPod Brokenness
I downloaded it, and it seemed perfectly fine to me... Could it have gotten slightly corrupted on it's way over the network? Maybe it's your end.
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Stupidity is in the mind of the cogitator.
Old Mother Hubbard sat in her cupboard,
Drowning her sorrows in hay.
Along came a spider who sat down to chide her,
But he could think of nothing to say.
yeah
It wasn't *broken* in the strict sense of the word, more like... freeze. play one sec. freeze. not respond. crash.
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Once again I weep, I beg, I plead... How stubborn can they be?
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Gone
ok
I tried again and it worked better, but it skipped the first 8 seconds (the whole logo part) I am going to try to re-download it and see if it works and if it was my error.
((edit so i don't have to post three times in a row...))
Yeah I reloaded it and it worked, i haven't put it on my iPod yet so I am not sure if it works on there. There is a thing with iPods that unless its a certian file coded perfectly that it won't play audio. I am due to update my iPod soon, as I haven't in about a week and have a dozen new song and stuff to get on it so i'll let you know on that soon. Sorry for the iTunes commotion.
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Once again I weep, I beg, I plead... How stubborn can they be?
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Gone
Eh...
It's probably my fault. I'll be working on re-packaging these files as soon as I get home tonight.
--Alex Markley
If the definition of mass is an object's resistance to accelleration, and gravity is just a constant accelleration, shouldn't really massive objects just float?
Alex Markley
“The fate of a good technologist is to work on things that will seem silly in a hundred years. The fate of a bad technologist is to work on things that seem silly already.”
Congrats on your video
Well done Malex and Quartz
! YEAH!!!
I'd heard about the new logo; it looks really awesome
!
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"I refuse to continue unless I receive a full apology!"
"And in a free, perfect world, you would certainly receive one. However, you must make do with this world in which you won't"
-- "The Outlaws of Sherwood
Malex: Yes. My ankles are cozy
- Malex Minute 197
Compliment
Thank you!
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Stupidity is in the mind of the cogitator.
Old Mother Hubbard sat in her cupboard,
Drowning her sorrows in hay.
Along came a spider who sat down to chide her,
But he could think of nothing to say.
Cool
I really like your new picture, GFG
!!!
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"I refuse to continue unless I recieve a full apology!"
"And in a free, perfect world, you would certainly recieve one. However, as this world is neither perfect nor fair, you won't"
-- "The Outlaws of Sherwood
Malex: Yes. My ankles are cozy
- Malex Minute 197
Thanks!
I made it myself in PSP9. I love that program =D!
I thought I should make a few changes to my profile, icon, and such. So I did.
Oh, and I put the video on my iPod, works GREAT. Thanks for doing it for iPod ^^
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It takes about 2,893 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop.
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Gone
Blargh! Video Madness!
Okay, so I screwed up, and none of the videos would play in any computer. How's that for a first cartoon upload?
I rebuilt the video downloads from the ground up, and everything should now work as expected.
If you're having difficulty, please read the video help page or use one of the standard support channels.
If you purchased the premium version before, your purchase is still valid for the new version. Simply click the premium file link and sign in again to download again.
--Alex Markley
If the definition of mass is an object's resistance to accelleration, and gravity is just a constant accelleration, shouldn't really massive objects just float?
Alex Markley
“The fate of a good technologist is to work on things that will seem silly in a hundred years. The fate of a bad technologist is to work on things that seem silly already.”
Videos repaired?
I believe I have fixed the problems that people were reporting. Please try again and let me know!
Thank you for your patience as we experiment with this new medium!
--Alex Markley
If the definition of mass is an object's resistance to accelleration, and gravity is just a constant accelleration, shouldn't really massive objects just float?
Alex Markley
“The fate of a good technologist is to work on things that will seem silly in a hundred years. The fate of a bad technologist is to work on things that seem silly already.”
Also...
I just uploaded yet another new ipod video version of the cartoon. GFG, would you please check it in both iTunes and on your iPod? Thanks a lot!
I'm working on re-encoding both of our older videos for release in iPod format, so if this works, we'll have a regular vodcast on our hands.
Btw, I like your new avatar and profile.
--Alex Markley
If the definition of mass is an object's resistance to accelleration, and gravity is just a constant accelleration, shouldn't really massive objects just float?
Alex Markley
“The fate of a good technologist is to work on things that will seem silly in a hundred years. The fate of a bad technologist is to work on things that seem silly already.”
Please verify...
Can anyone please verify that the new version of the iPod video works both in iTunes and on their video iPod? I can't really test, so I'm flying blind.
--Alex Markley
If the definition of mass is an object's resistance to accelleration, and gravity is just a constant accelleration, shouldn't really massive objects just float?
Alex Markley
“The fate of a good technologist is to work on things that will seem silly in a hundred years. The fate of a bad technologist is to work on things that seem silly already.”
I'll
I'll do that now.
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It takes about 2,893 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop.
«Go Fly Girl is the sound of the future.»
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Gone
Thanks!
Thanks a lot.
--Alex Markley
If the definition of mass is an object's resistance to accelleration, and gravity is just a constant accelleration, shouldn't really massive objects just float?
Alex Markley
“The fate of a good technologist is to work on things that will seem silly in a hundred years. The fate of a bad technologist is to work on things that seem silly already.”
Ok
Sorry it took me so long to get back, I disconnect my iPod after I get off the computer just in case I got a few new songs first. Anyway, it works PERFECTLY, so much better than the last one; it didn't freeze once!
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It takes about 2,893 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop.
«Go Fly Girl is the sound of the future.»
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Gone
Great!
Thank you very much; That's very good to know!
Now we'll be putting together iPod videos for everything we release...
--Alex Markley
If the definition of mass is an object's resistance to accelleration, and gravity is just a constant accelleration, shouldn't really massive objects just float?
Alex Markley
“The fate of a good technologist is to work on things that will seem silly in a hundred years. The fate of a bad technologist is to work on things that seem silly already.”
Also...
I put the other two on my iPod too, they work fine also. I can be your iPod tester if you want.
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It takes about 2,893 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop.
«Go Fly Girl is the sound of the future.»
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Gone
Thanks! :)
It's good to know that everything is working. Please just let me know ASAP if anything ever doesn't work.
ttyl!
--Alex Markley
If the definition of mass is an object's resistance to accelleration, and gravity is just a constant accelleration, shouldn't really massive objects just float?
Alex Markley
“The fate of a good technologist is to work on things that will seem silly in a hundred years. The fate of a bad technologist is to work on things that seem silly already.”
Video Streaming Updated!
Blah! Blah, blah blah!!
Blah
--Alex Markley
"Crap, I have levitation class at 25:131. Better set the alarm to 'cinnamon'."
Alex Markley
“The fate of a good technologist is to work on things that will seem silly in a hundred years. The fate of a bad technologist is to work on things that seem silly already.”
xD
That made me laugh so hard!
Nice work
"So I found some cheese from June '09...wanna guess what color it was?"
"green? blue? black?"
"nope. yellow."
"what kinda cheese was it?"
"American."
*lol*
Thanks!
I'm glad you liked it!
Old Mother Hubbard sat in her cupboard,
Drowning her sorrows in hay.
Along came a spider who sat down to chide her,
But he could think of nothing to say.
A hoot
Yes, Quartz. This cartoon is very funny and I've gotten a lot of laughs out of it. I don't recall why I never posted a comment about it before, but here's one now: Wonderful!!!
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We should take our comfort from God's word, not from the circumstances of our lives.
Hehe
Thanks!
Old Mother Hubbard sat in her cupboard,
Drowning her sorrows in hay.
Along came a spider who sat down to chide her,
But he could think of nothing to say.