"Before anyone asks, I am not the ‘mAleX’ from mnet-media.com."

Way, way back in the day - before I understood the idea of names, I was called "mAleX", and this website was called "mnet-media.com".

Of course, mnet-media.com was significantly different from what is here now. (At that time I didn't understand things like organization, presentation, or, in fact, much of anything else.)

If you want some vague idea of how the old page was laid out, check the Wayback Machine. All of the images have been stripped, but the overall layout is basically original.

"That sickeningly successful fool stole my name after I had been called Malex for years."

Eh, I was being optimistic.

--Alex Markley

And with that, the chubby one became illiterate with excitement.