The Grand Quarter Sixteen Finale, Part Three of Three! Wherein there is great resolution! Our heroes meet both the Facesmith and an unexpected twist! Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think.

Disclaimer: This comic does in no way, shape, or form, or under any imaginable circumstance, represent with any instructive, useful, or significant level of accuracy any historical, scientific, or actual landmarks in scholarly pursuits of any kind; this never happened, neither did behavioral psychologists need to perform this kind of experimentation on any animal to ascertain that a wheel shape on an axle would indulge without measure the typical hamster's evident and indomitable tendency to run, and run, and run.

Nobody's really that stupid, you cynic.

weird-o'

n.

1. a person who strives entirely in vain for a social life due to the other weirdos he's stuck being friends with

2. a person whose life is made a constant flow of ambivalence due to extraneous circumstances

3. a person who can't seem to "get it together"

4. a person with serious issues

5. a person like Nixy

The Grand Quarter Sixteen Finale, Part Two of Three! Wherein there is great opposition! Our heroes embark on the long journey to Mount Gloom to have the round blue face re-forged in the fires from whence it came! Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think.

Okay, when I saw that it was time to write the text for this one, I honestly thought, "Oh dear. ... This one cannot be explained."

And so it cannot. I'm afraid you will get no explanation for this one.

Dissatisfied customers may have their money back. All refunds will be handled in Robin Hood's barn.

Through a certain way of looking at certain quantum mechanic theories with a certain tenuousness of understanding, it almost seems to suggest that solid objects could pass through each other - but that such a thing is unimaginably improbable.

I am no quantum theorist, so this may be a gross mangling of the theory.

But, after all, what is safe from the gross mangling Contradictionary administers?

The Grand Quarter Sixteen Finale, Part One of Three! Wherein there is great exposition! Our heroes are escorted to the top floor of the Hotel Vertex and everything is explained! Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think.

Have you ever known something was going to happen, and had no way of preventing it? Well, Timby knows how you feel now*...

Except, you might not have had the added trauma that Timby did of the sudden, candid disclosure that his life is a comic. And that there are probably people laughing at his pain.

... People like you.

* - We lied. Timby has no nerve endings in his body, thus felt no pain at this juncture.

per-plex'ing

adj.

1. presented without context purely for amusement

2. inexplicable or unpredictable to facilitate an entertaining reaction from bystanders

3. illicit; covert due to moral untenability

Ah, the sweet peace of the eye of the storm. We take a break from the story arc and talk about things we love to listen to! Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think.