There is no new thing under the sun.
I've been reading Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events. I don't know how many of you have heard of this book series, or of the movie they made a while back, but I heard a lot about it when it was new. A lot of people I know were interested in it, to varying degrees.
One of the things I heard about it was that in one of the books, there is a scene that seems to illustrate a Christian principal. This scene involves the protagonists in the elevator of a burning building, and on their way to the exit they are stopping at every floor to warn the others in the building of the fire. But all the people are blindfolded, and they won't take off the blindfolds because they don't believe the protagonists. One of the reasons is that the antagonist is also in the elevator, and between the time that the doors open and the time that they close again to take the characters to the next floor, the antagonist is basically yelling that the good guys are lying, and there is no fire. Do I have this right...?
Anyway, this scene seems at first to be a vague illustration of the Biblical truth that there is judgement to come, and only Christians (or people who are trusting in Jesus Christ) are going to be saved from it. Also, Christians are trying to warn with the Great Commission (as it is often called) of this danger, because unchristians are willfully blinded from it. We want others to become Christians so that they will be saved also, because we are no more deserving of salvation than unchristians.
But I gather people have asked Lemony Snicket, and he meant nothing so deep as this in this part of the story. In fact, he's not even a Christian, as I understand it.
Now, in the interest of having something interesting to talk about here, I will relay my study of Lemony Snicket's apparent worldview as I have so far perceived it through his first four or five books in the series.
Now, I really haven't gotten far enough to pronounce a final judgment on whether it sounds like he's a Christian (because we already know he isn't) from his books or not, but so far I've noticed a number of odd clues. You see, in his writing style, he often throws in a paragraph or so of semantic lecture of sorts. But in these lectures, he says things like, "Of course you and I know that it's okay to tell a lie sometimes ..." Or, "But of course nobody knows where you go when you die." These things do not sound exactly like Christian principals, particularly the last one. Also, throughout the book, he seems to give conclusively superior import on material things, while neglecting to even touch on more important moral or spiritual things. He even kind of bashes optimism in his worldly "reasonableness". None of these things sound exactly Christian. (Bearing a false testimony against your neighbor is a sin, and lying mostly means the same thing (so generally it's not okay to spotlight ridiculously rare cases where it doesn't count as bearing a false testimony against your neighbor, because then you're in danger of mistakenly giving license to bear false testimony against a neighbor), God has told us what happens to people when they die, things of the flesh will perish, but the things of God will never perish, and God has given Christians great cause to rejoice, even in our troubles.)
I gather Lemony Snicket actually believes Judaism. The trouble is, Judaism is perfectly correct, except when it comes to Jesus. The Jews were all right, right up until the New Testament. They believe in the same God we do, and God gave them all the same truths he gave Christians, except that they've rejected the New Testament bit.
So why is Lemony Snicket displaying a vaguely secular worldview? ...I gather he's a "lax" Jew. Now I can throw out right now that you're either with God, or against Him, and that He will cast away the lukewarm people, but it won't really do any good, unless by some bizarre turn of events he actually reads this blog entry. Whatever...
I have yet to finish the series (I've been going through it slowly, because I'm so busy), so I have yet to see where this goes. I just thought it would be an interesting blog topic for now...
Answers in Genesis is a sort of ministry, campaigning especially it seems against Evolution, and emphasizing the scientific accuracy in the Bible. I gather Ken Ham leads a very powerful movement in this area through Answers in Genesis, and they've recently opened the Creation Museum, about and from which Aisling blogged and posted pictures, respectively.
We bought a bunch of DVDs from the library at the Creation Museum, one of which was Genesis: the Key to Reclaiming the Culture, a lecture by Ken Ham. It was very good indeed, and the more I think about it, the more I think I realize how powerfully God is leading that man in this ministry, and how important it really is.
But at the same time, having been brought up from my youth in most of the same truths that Ken Ham proclaims, I have an interesting and humbling perspective on things, I think. In the past, Christianity has moved from culture to culture, always battling with secularism. In fact, I think this is more or less prophesied in the Bible when it says, "... there is no new thing under the sun." (Ecclesiastes 1:9) I think this verse speaks of spiritual things, and this battle I just mentioned. When I look at history, I realize that although this American culture has been sliding away, the world in general is roughly the same percent Christian as it was 1,000 years ago, and all the time since. It's just been moving around, and recently (within the past 500 years or so) it had moved into Western and European culture. So now that it's moving out again, it seems to those of us who live in America that we're slipping into another Dark Age or something. But in reality, there've always been heathen nations and peoples somewhere in the world, lost without God. In fact, within this Western or European culture, there've always been those who don't believe, and those who live in sin. In the Bible, I think we can find a prime example of this here.
You see, only recently (within the past 100 or 200 years) has the idea of technology developed, and our world has been changing more and more rapidly ever since. I think we allow this to give us the false impression that things will be different from now on. Before, Christians as a whole may have blown it by shying away from science, and letting the Evolutionists take over, but that was because science never took hold of a country before like this, and they were caught by surprise. If we get science under our belt like Ken Ham is doing, then Christianity will prevail at last, right? No,... I can think of a couple of things that reason against this instinctive thought. One is, science is actually hundreds, maybe thousands of years old, and there was a lot going on regarding science in those small European countries like Germany (well, small in comparison to America or the former British Empire ;D) a long time ago. Also, it is foolishness to think that a great spiritual change in our world can come about by simple material things like technology. Can the puffed up hand of man move God?
So I can shrink history down into a little box on a shelf like that, and we can let God use us however He wishes to move Christianity back into whatever part of the universe we can, like Ken Ham is doing, but the truth is that we can't know what's coming. The past is a dark fog, with only a faint echo or two of things we remember about it, the present is an inconceivably massive stormy sea, our narrow vision allowing us only an anxious glimpse of how little control we actually have over the tumultuous winds and waves, and the future is a vast void, with only a weak guess or two based on what we think of the past and the present. I don't know about you, but at first this scares the heck out of me...
But then I remember that God is in control, and all fear is gone. I will testify, oh God!
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*pulls off wading boots*
We learned about Judaism in World religions class last year(or this year right befor summer...) Its kind of sad because alot of Jewish people don't take what they believe seriouly. Coach said that you can believe pretty much whatever you want and still say your jewish without anyone saying anything. I had a friend who is jewish when i was in public school, but i asked her some questions and all i got was stuff like that we believe in the same God. It seemed like that was all she believed.
I get so frustrated thinking about evolutionists because of things like this. (I'm taking this from my biology notes) "If you meet someone who claims not to believe in evolution, that person is ignorant, stupid, or insaine (or wicked, but I'd rather not consider that)."-Richard Dawkins Oxford university
And i couldnt find it but there was one i wanted that said something like we have to believe in evolution because the only other choice is believing in God and thats just stupid.
But your right Qz, God is in control. Calm blue ocean calm blue ocean...
(deep breaths)
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"that ain't fair!" "No, its not. But thats just the way it is."-labrynth
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“Yeah,” Ilor said, beginning to laugh, “they'd kill us because they're pirates!”
Filling in the gaps
Here's that quote, Lilly (
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"I evolution must be accurate,otherwise we would all have to believe in God" -- Ernest Haekel (sp?)
If you don't know who Ernest Haekel is - he was an early Darwinist supportor. He looked at human embryonic development (before evolutionists said they weren't babies) in comparison with other species (fish, frog, horse, etc...) and created a chart that showed that they all looked the same, therefore proving we all had a common ancestor. This chart was held up as unquestionable proof for over a hundred years.
However, one skeptic of Haekel decided to investigate further, only to discover that the Secular "Messiah" had faked all the drawings in his chart (except the human). However, by the time this fraudulent information was uncovered, Darwin's theory was so ingrained in the minds of the people that, even with proof that the evidence was flawed, they refused to acknowledge that it made any difference (like that evil lady from the video we watched, Lilly
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Doors don't hurt people, people hurt people
The normal ones are boring. They all run-off screaming toward sanity. We just sit there at laugh at their sad attempts.
AAAAAA!!!!
Quartz! Will you STOP making huge blog entries? I can't take it any more!!!!!!!!
AAAAARRRRGGH!!! [J/K]!

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Old lady voice: Send it to the moon Georgey! Send it quick!
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The funeral was boring till the Irish dancers came in.
Yeah...
There is indeed a lot there to expose, I think, in the childishness of many Evolutionists, but I don't think that's really the point. I think the point is what Ken Ham is doing. I think the point is what the Malex Media Network™ is doing. The point is what God is doing through us.
"*pulls off wading boots*" -Lilly
"AAAAAA!!!!" -Leela
*lol* Sorry... I just have a lot to say. Maybe I could split the topics up into smaller, more frequent blog entries from now on...
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Can you truthfully and conclusively answer, "No," to this question?
“[Jesus said,] ‘Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will not pass away.’” –Matthew 24:35 (ESV)
Also...
I've posted a bunch more pictures in my gallery! Feel free to say the least to look through them and tell me what you think of them.
I like being able to just, like, throw one into a comment at will, like this...
This is really nice, Malex.
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Can you truthfully and conclusively answer, "No," to this question?
“[Jesus said,] ‘Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will not pass away.’” –Matthew 24:35 (ESV)
Wow, Quartz!
I love looking through your pictures! They're always so interesting or funny or beautiful.
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'"By-the-by, what became of the baby?" said the Cat. "I'd nearly forgotten to ask."
"It turned into a pig," Alice answered'
- Alice's Adventures In Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
You know how to raspberry, don't you Steve? You just put your tongue out and blow.
Oh...
Thank you very much!
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Can you truthfully and conclusively answer, "No," to this question?
“[Jesus said,] ‘Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will not pass away.’” –Matthew 24:35 (ESV)
A crucial issue
Haeckel's assertion of embryonic recapitulation was still being taught in public school when I was in high school, even though it had been discredited years before.
Evolution must be accurate,otherwise we would all have to believe in God" -- Ernst Haeckel
And this, in a nutshell is the very reason that the world has so willingly succumbed to the idea of evolution. Anything, even believing we're all animals, is better than knowing that God created us. Because if God did create us, then we belong to Him. If we belong to Him, then we owe Him worship. And most people would rather fry for eternity than bow down before anyone.
The sad and ironic thing here, of course, is that these people who so firmly believe that they are free are mere puppets and slaves to their own sin. They just don't understand the freedom we have in Christ.
BTW Here is another quote from Haeckel, a favorite of the Nazis- "In order to be convinced of this important result, it is above all things necessary to study and compare the mental life of wild savages and of children. At the lowest stage of human mental development are the Australians, some tribes of the Polynesians, and the Bushmen, Hottentots, and some of the Negro tribes. Darwinism lends itself well to the core ideas of racism.
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
Oh ya
Our biology teacher told us that they shot a short aborigane(sorry for my spelling) Lady and stuffed her to put in a museam in England.
And they still use Haeckel's false drawings. Even in christian school we had them in our text books.
Worst of all no one explained to me when i was small that school was lying to me. I ended up thinking God created dinosaurs, got bored with em, destroyed em and then made people. Looking back it seems like nobody cared to tell me the truth.
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"You have no power over me." -labrynth
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“Yeah,” Ilor said, beginning to laugh, “they'd kill us because they're pirates!”
Holy Cow!
"Our biology teacher told us that they shot a short aborigine lady and stuffed her to put in a museam in England.
" -Lilly
What?? Are you serious? ...Isn't that illegal or something? That's absolutely horrible...!
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Can you truthfully and conclusively answer, "No," to this question?
“[Jesus said,] ‘Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will not pass away.’” –Matthew 24:35 (ESV)
Exactly what she said
Thats what she said, they were trying to prove that she was like a missing link or something. Australia or new zeland, wherever she came from, only recently asked for her back to bury her.
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"You have no power over me."-labrynth
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“Yeah,” Ilor said, beginning to laugh, “they'd kill us because they're pirates!”
Yes, It's true
There was an Aborigene (ditto-sp?) lady who had back deformations; so when she died some English 'scientists' took her, stuffed her, and put her in a place of prominence in a museum. Sadly, American museums also had Indian bones as a part of their evolution exibits for quite a while too.
The saddest part of this whole thing was that nobody cared, questioned, or thought there was anything wrong with these abominations!!!!!

Ernest Haekel, Darwin, and all their original supporters were Atheist and/or racist. As our Biology teacher put it: "Evolution is a white man's religion"
No, it's not science - it's a religion
Also, another of our Teacher's great quotes (which she got from someone else, I don't remember who): "Evolution is a fairy tale for grown-ups. It is no more improbable for a kiss to turn a frog into a prince, than it is for Nature to turn a fish into a monkey"
Also Also, our Bio Teacher has a huge "Debunkify Evolution" bulletin board. It's really cool; I was gonna take some pictures before school ended, but I forgot to
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It's funny- our Bio teacher only teaches us evolution because she thinks it's so genuinely hysterical (After you hear her explain it, if you ever thought Evolution was serious, you won't after that - I must admit it's really easy to make fun of). It's our only secular textbook - the rest are from Bob Jones University (frankly I'm not sure it's always better, but that's another rant
)
Also she wears her "I'm not evolved, God made me this way" button for the entire time.
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Yeah, I probably just ranted for a page or two, but then again, this is something worth ranting against (like public education
)
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Doors don't hurt people, people hurt people
The normal ones are boring. They all run-off screaming toward sanity. We just sit there at laugh at their sad attempts.
Yeah...
It's a terrible situation alright...
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Can you truthfully and conclusively answer, "No," to this question?
“[Jesus said,] ‘Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will not pass away.’” –Matthew 24:35 (ESV)
I like your bio teacher!
Yeah. It's easy to get into a militant frame of mind when faced with the cockamamie crud that evolutionists try to pass off as science.
"Evolution is a fairy tale for grown-ups. It is no more improbable for a kiss to turn a frog into a prince, than it is for Nature to turn a fish into a monkey"
This is so cool. I know I shall quote it.
"Evolution is a white man's religion" This is ABSOLUTELY correct. Note too, that in pictures of evolution, the more "evolved" a creature is, the more caucasian it tends to look. I contend that it takes a lot more faith to believe in evolution than it does to believe in creation.
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel