The Return of Agent Frost...
I have made an unsteady alliance with the diminuitive Agent Frost, whose unexpected return prompted me to head off any possible retaliation the vengeful Agent might have had planned for the Malex Media Network.
Retaliation against what? Who knows? Is it possible to ever know the mind of such a dastardly beast as Agent Frost is known to be? Since her sudden disappearance around the same time as the website was moved to the new server, I have been relentlessly and unsuccessfully trying to locate and placate the bloodthirsty Agent. My search, however was not entirely in vain. She learned of my movements (or perhaps knew of them all along) and returned to my abode with an offer I couldn't refuse...
Perhaps I will be able to explain more fully in the future, but for now, the Agent wishes me to convey her deepest reguard for Icepunk, as he leaves "normal" life to serve our country (I share Agent Frost's good opinion of your sacrifice, Ice), and to assure the Network that no action will be taken against us... For now...
Phoenyx (and Agent Frost)
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For Reference
I point out one or two previous references to Agent Frost. After all, you want to know what you're up against - right?
By the way, does Agent Frost still arbitrarily bite anything that sits still long enough?
--Alex Markley
"As always, anyone asking 'Available' Anna (an Answerco Associate) about anything acquires an already-acknowledged answer." --Answerco - All answers. Always.
Alex Markley
“Objects in mirror seem closer than they appear.”
I can speak for myself
I have comandeered a computer and can now speak to the Malex Media Network without help from voiceless puppets.
AF
Quick like a cat!
Not to be rude...
But we've only ever heard from people with voices, puppets or not. So... Maybe I missed your "Voiceless Puppets" doing their little "mime" thing to convey your messages of abject terror.
If that's the case, you may want to have a look at hiring more effective mimes.
--Alex Markley
"As always, anyone asking 'Available' Anna (an Answerco Associate) about anything acquires an already-acknowledged answer." --Answerco - All answers. Always.
Alex Markley
“Objects in mirror seem closer than they appear.”
I resent that
I may have taken a leave of absence from the Agency, but that doesn't make me a voiceless puppet. If you want this alliance to last, you're going to have to at least be civil.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. Groucho Marx
Do you realize that if it weren't for Edison, we'd be watching TV by candlelight?
besides
I think she meant mindless...
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. Groucho Marx
Do you realize that if it weren't for Edison, we'd be watching TV by candlelight?
Hey!
I'll decide what I meant, Phoenyx!
You keep correcting me, and I'll make sure that next time you burst into flames, there will be no ashes from which to rise!
Quick like a cat!
hmm...
has anyone seen a little innocent looking bunny?
Quick like a cat!
no rabbits around here
Mares eat oats and does eat oats and i live in the woods.
A jester unemployed is nobody's fool!
Name a shrub after me...something prickly and hard to eradicate.
Gnome?
Who are you?
Quick like a cat!
Gnome?
No one of consequence.
A jester unemployed is nobody's fool!
Name a shrub after me...something prickly and hard to eradicate.
hmm...
I must know.
Quick like a cat!
Aw, great...
Without little Bunny Frou Frou and a rapidly diwnling supply of kethcup, I must summon the Ork legions once again. My regular minions aren't capable of handling this kind of lunacy.
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Don't hold your farts in, because then they travel up your spine and to your brain and that's where crappy ideas come from!
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"Have you seen how much cotton candy he can eat?"
"Yes! 5.1 Pounds. That's why his blood is so good on pancakes!"
shrug
Get used to disappointment.
There's a wart on the nose of the frog on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
Name a shrub after me...something prickly and hard to eradicate.
well...
You must have a lot of gas. If your Orks are half as full of hot air as you are, my campaign of terror is in pretty good shape.
I am a cypher, wrapped in an enigma, smothered in secret sauce.
Quick like a cat!
Aw, great
And now I must go.
There's a fly on the wart on the nose of the frog on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
Name a shrub after me...something prickly and hard to eradicate.
WAAAGH!!!
Da boyz iz back, and deyz ready fur a fight!
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Don't hold your farts in, because then they travel up your spine and to your brain and that's where crappy ideas come from!
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"Have you seen how much cotton candy he can eat?"
"Yes! 5.1 Pounds. That's why his blood is so good on pancakes!"
MALEX!!!
They've all returned at once! What are the odds of that? If a bunny shows up talking about conspiracies to do with little bears who like honey, I'm going to start hanging around more, I'm warning you all! Don't make me have to follow through on this threat!
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. Groucho Marx
Do you realize that if it weren't for Edison, we'd be watching TV by candlelight?
what the heck are you people talking about?
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I thought i was lucid dreaming once, but it turned out i was awake.
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I need a siggy...
Oh wait.
Son,
You really don't want to know.
If you do, then look through the references that Malex offered, and then run away screaming in mortifying agony.
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Don't hold your farts in, because then they travel up your spine and to your brain and that's where crappy ideas come from!
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"Have you seen how much cotton candy he can eat?"
"Yes! 5.1 Pounds. That's why his blood is so good on pancakes!"
Any chance...
As I have been away on a secret mission for a good long while now, I wonder if anyone could tell me what has become of my old nemesis, the notorious and neferious Darth Whiskers?
I am a cypher, wrapped in an enigma, smothered in secret sauce.
Quick like a cat!
Spying
This whole thread reminds me of the music that I got for Christmas. Music To Spy By from the International Spy Museum. Thanks, Malex
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
Returnings
Does anyone have any fat-free water?
Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
Name a shrub after me...something prickly and hard to eradicate.
Poor wii_all_the_way...
"what the heck are you people talking about?" -wii_all_the_way
I can only imagine how lost you must be... *lol*
All this unbroken drama is really a radically different note than the rest of what the Malex Media Network™ has been recently, but it all makes as much sense as there is to make therein if you're at all familiar with everyday goings-on from the old site--the one that this one replaced about a year ago then.
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"And in other news, 700 miles died last night under the tires of an incompetent driver."
“[Jesus said,] ‘Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will not pass away.’” –Matthew 24:35 (ESV)
Wow
the Agent wishes me to convey her deepest reguard for Icepunk, as he leaves "normal" life to serve our country (I share Agent Frost's good opinion of your sacrifice, Ice) - Phoenyx
Was that a compliment? I suspect foul play has been involved; did Agent Frost tie you up and write that?
I life my life by ONE rule: break EVERY rule!
Salutation to all.
Agent Frost, Gnome, Phoenyx, glad to see you all once again. (Please note that the names were placed in alphabetical order as to avoid a show of favoritism.) I am sure that the site shall be up and lively again now that you have all returned. *saluting* Welcome!
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The world seems warmer when there's a kitty on your lap.
You know how to raspberry, don't you Steve? You just put your tongue out and blow.
Wow
Suspecting foul play when you are complimented...rather paranoid, which is 'noid' times two.
Thanks for the enthusiastic welcome Aisling. It's nice to be back. Now I have to go extract a bear from a rabbit hole.
Name a shrub after me...something prickly and hard to eradicate.
Home remedy
I have to go extract a bear from a rabbit hole.
You might try European body wrap.
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel