Hey. I'm back in the states visiting for a few days to take a break from my insane schedule as an MP. 
I'm back
Submitted by Icepunk on Tue, 2007/11/13 - 10:13pm.
Long time no see and counting
Submitted by Fopsworth on Wed, 2007/11/14 - 10:14am.
What a welcome surprise Mr. punk. We'll have to get together soon.
Person#1-"Are you challenging my manhood?" Person#2-"No ma'am."
Just Curious
Submitted by Quartz on Wed, 2007/11/14 - 12:04pm.
Do you get tired of partying every time you're home?
It's good to have you back for now, Icepunk! 
I hope you can catch your breath figuratively before you have to leave again.
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Gaussian Blur fixes everything.
The Icepunk Cometh!
Submitted by Aisling on Wed, 2007/11/14 - 5:41pm.
Is good to have you back! I hope, this time, I'll get a chance to see you. Probable, since this time I'm not in another country. 
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A wise man once said, "A joke untold is one not laughed at."
Seriously.
Submitted by Crazy J on Thu, 2007/11/15 - 12:00pm.
The man gets like, 2 inches taller every time I see him. It's frustrating 'cuz i'm not getting any taller myself.
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And my latest acting coach? I had him tortured, thrown in the dungeon, and... well, let's just say he's in a happier place now.
Dr. Doom
The way things are
Submitted by Aisling on Thu, 2007/11/15 - 12:27pm.
Gnome have almost everything. But there is one thing they must all lack to make them proper gnomes...
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A wise man once said, "A joke untold is one not laughed at."
Qualifying factor
Submitted by gnome on Thu, 2007/11/15 - 4:56pm.
the gnome's measure of stature fits well within the range, it was a challenge for the gnome's pointy hat to reach the punk's knee and, while ankles are nice, there is not that much variety.
It doesn't stop being magic just because you learn how it's done.
Mental Illusion
Submitted by Mariel 7 on Thu, 2007/11/15 - 9:30pm.
I guess it's cause people assume that you've ... bulked up. When you (obviously) haven't, they just assumed you did and also gained a few inches 
(ain't psychology a hoot 
)
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Truly Random Bible Verse:
Song of Songs 2:5 - “Strengthen me with apples, refresh me with raisins, for I am faint with love.”
wait gain
Submitted by gnome on Sat, 2007/11/17 - 10:00pm.
if the punk'd one gains weight he will no longer fit in the small cracks in the mind of the malex...not that he ever stopped the nuttiness that leaked out before...ah, go ahead, gain the weight.
It doesn't stop being magic just because you learn how it's done.
Welcome back, Icepunk!!!
Submitted by Leela on Sun, 2007/11/18 - 7:18pm.
Will you have to go back to Germany on Monday?
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"Moo!"
E-mail MP Punk
Submitted by Roamng on Mon, 2007/11/19 - 1:46pm.
MP Punk's plane leaves at about 1825 hours. We're going up to see Grandma Punk now.
Furpunk knocked over our Christmas tree duirng the night, "Bad Deja, bad kitty!"
“Keep my eyes on the prize!”
Roamng
May God protect those who protect US
Vigilant Kitty
Submitted by Aisling on Mon, 2007/11/19 - 1:51pm.
Furpunk knocked over our Christmas tree duirng the night, "Bad Deja, bad kitty!"
Furpunk defends her household from the intruder and what thanks does she get for it!?
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A wise man once said, "A joke untold is one not laughed at."
You will grow wider as you get older
Submitted by Roamng on Mon, 2007/11/19 - 1:40pm.
Modesty is a good trait. I have personlly measured your barefoot frame at 6' 4" on two occasions, the last being in July 2007. For the 50 pounds, eat breakfast with your coffee! Coffee alone is not breakfast! 50 might be high, unless you will be bench pressing 300 lbs.
“Keep my eyes on the prize!”
Roamng
May God protect those who protect US
Stupid Recent Page
Submitted by Aisling on Tue, 2007/11/20 - 12:40pm.
We got swamped. So I'm posting so this'll float back to the top of the recent page.
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A wise man once said, "A joke untold is one not laughed at."
Yeah...
Submitted by Malex on Tue, 2007/11/20 - 2:22pm.
Sorry, one of our clients wanted a minor change... in every single sermon.
Seriously, I am working on a new system that will completely segregate our community site and entertainment from client data and sermons... It's just a matter of time...
--Alex Markley
"Crap, I have levitation class at 25:131. Better set the alarm to 'cinnamon'."
The way I see it.
Submitted by Aisling on Sat, 2007/11/24 - 12:33am.
Every concept matters...
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A wise man once said, "A joke untold is one not laughed at."
My goodness.
Submitted by Fopsworth on Sat, 2007/11/24 - 5:46pm.
You guys are too picky. What's the matter with you?
One of my mother's famous anecdotes -"My goodness! Is it raining?"
ICE!!!
Submitted by SangMing on Wed, 2007/11/14 - 9:55am.
Well, dang! This calls for a party! When can we all come over?
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel