Ok, the title of this blog is so utterly ridiculous, but would you expect anything less from the self-proclaimed lord of lunacy? I wanted to call myself the Prince of Madness, but Sheogorath beat me to it, so I had to settle for lunacy.

Anyway, I think it's time for a look at upcoming movies for 2008 - and do we have a doozy or what?

There's a few titles i'm interested in that are minor news, and so i'll get to them at the end. The big stuff comes first.

The teaser trailer for the latest Star Trek movie is now out - in fact, you can see it right at yahoo.com

Since I have a little time on my hands and no one else has posted about this yet, I figured i'd go ahead and give it a go.

More than just an expression - it's word of the year. FTW.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071211/ap_on_re_us/word_of_the_year

I'm now starting my second day at the JCPenny warehouse on Scarborough rd. Yesterday was a paid orientation. Today, they'll actually be training me on the equipment i'm going to be driving.

But i'm not just going to post "Happy Thanksgiving" and leave it at that. Don't you know there's more to this holiday than eating turkey and gravy?

Seriously. This is a truely special holiday for Christians; almost as special as Christmas. It has a great spiritual meaning for us.

While it's mostly glossed over these days, Thanksgiving was initially created as a day to remember when the Pilgrims and other early settlers and how through the grace of God they survived. Literally, it was about being thankful to god for being able to survive to and in the new world.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071115/wl_asia_afp/lifestyleaustraliachristmasoffbeat

Ok, someone's gotta draw the line somewhere. This is ridiculous. Haven't these people ever heard of context? Seriously; Santa's never been a womanizer, he's always been a jolly old soul! Well, at least, he was before my Orks were done with him... but that's beside the point!

"Ho, ho, ho!" is Santa's traditional greeting. Santa saying anything else is just nonsensical. This is political correctness at its absolute worst.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071107/lf_nm_life/dessert_dc

Yeah - this is insane. Who'd actually pay $25,000.00 USD for a freaking dessert?! It's called the Frrozen Haute Chocolate; 'tis made of 28 different cocoas, including the 14 most expensive in the world. It is served in a goblet lined with edible gold - in fact, the dessert itself has edible gold in it - and is served topped with whipped cream and a side of La Madeline au Truffle from Knipshildt Chocolatier; that stuff alone sells for $2,600 USD per pound.

To a job interview in about 10 minutes or so. I'm really hoping i'll get this one - it's only part-time, so it's not as much money as I was initially hoping for, but it'll at least get things rolling for me.

So please, wish me luck. Some prayer would also be nice. And maybe some muffins... or calamari..

Translation: My soul is shattered.

No, I have not broken up with the love of my life(currently, I don't even have one, so that wouldn't even apply). What has been happening is i've been unable to keep any of my commitments to MMN currently and i've been hiding in shame.