Malex Minute Third Year Kickoff Party!
Hey everybody! I'm pleased to announce that, in celebration of the Malex Minute's second birthday, we're throwing a massive Third Year Kickoff party, and you're invited!
UPDATE! Be sure to print out copies of the PDF flier and pass them out to all your friends!
When:
Saturday, March 1st, 2008
5PM-8PM Eastern Time
Mark your calendars now!
Where:
Smoothie Brews
7256 Hazelton-Etna Road
Pataskala, Ohio 43062
Located between Main and Broad on Route 310.
Questions/RSVP:
Please feel free to email me if you have any questions. And while it's not really necessary, emailing me and telling me that you're planning on coming will help me get a rough idea of how many people to expect.
Who should come:
EVERYONE! If you like the Malex Minute, you need to come, and you need to bring all of your friends. (This is a party for all ages, and families are explicitly encouraged to come.) If you like the Malex Minute, you'll have a great time. 
What's in it for me?
There will be free CDs and stickers, games, music, Snuffy's birthday cake, free pizza (while supplies last), and discounts on various smoothies and coffees. Also, see below for something so special it deserves its own paragraph! If you're not there to see it, you will kick yourself forever.
UPDATED! See below...
Now, for the REALLY BIG news: We're going to be recording a Malex Minute episode live at the party! That's right, Malex Minute 105 will be performed by myself, Quartz, and Fopsworth right there at the party. The live recording will then be uploaded on March 7th as Malex Minute 105. This is a completely unprecedented occurrence and it may never be repeated, so be SURE to be there!
I have now created a PDF flier! This should be suitable for printing out, passing out, giving to parents, etc.
More updates as they happen.
Stay tuned!
--Alex Markley
Comments
oh ... well,
I don't wanna have to kick myself for the rest of my life so I guess I have to come
Count me (and maybe a few guests
) in 
!!!!!
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Moo.
... what you expected something deep and intellectual? What universe are you from?!
The normal ones are boring. They all run-off screaming toward sanity. We just sit there at laugh at their sad attempts.
w00tkins!
Great! Bring as many people as you can! As mentioned above, I'll have PDF fliers you can print/pass out soon.
ttyl
--Alex Markley
"Crap, I have levitation class at 25:131. Better set the alarm to 'cinnamon'."
Alex Markley
“Objects in mirror seem closer than they appear.”
YAY!
I just need to remember to ask my parents.
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His intended message is, “Scream, and the world screams with you. Laugh, and your face will burst in flames.”
Linus: Why Malex, you're making more sense than usual today!
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“Yeah,” Ilor said, beginning to laugh, “they'd kill us because they're pirates!”
^_^
It sounds like a good time to me, and even though I can kick myself, I'd rather not!!
I'll have to ask and get a ride but I will mostlikely be there! 
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If You wake up tired, you might need more sleep.
If you wake up drooling on your desk, you might need a new job. If you wake up with a headache, on a farris wheel, at the Idaho State Fair, wearing a toga, you might need answes!
Thanksgiving has another name, the germ exchange.
-my mom
Dont Forget!
"I just need to remember to ask my parents." --Lilly
I'll give you fliers at church, just don't forget!
--Alex Markley
"Crap, I have levitation class at 25:131. Better set the alarm to 'cinnamon'."
Alex Markley
“Objects in mirror seem closer than they appear.”
Great!
It's going to be lots of fun. Bring friends too! And family! And strangers! (Better yet, leave that one on the street where he goes...)
ttyl
--Alex Markley
"Crap, I have levitation class at 25:131. Better set the alarm to 'cinnamon'."
Alex Markley
“Objects in mirror seem closer than they appear.”
Sounds like fun
discounted smoothies and coffee!
Like, caffe mocha, or vanilla latte? I'll be there!!
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
I do believe so...
I still need to work out the exact details of the discounts with the Smoothie Brews Crew, but I'm confident that good deals will be had by all.
ttyl
--Alex Markley
"Crap, I have levitation class at 25:131. Better set the alarm to 'cinnamon'."
Alex Markley
“Objects in mirror seem closer than they appear.”
w00tYness
I LOVE parties and I get to help prepare this one, so you all had better expect an amazing time! *puts on apron* KITCHEN HERE I COME!!!!
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Waddya hear? Waddya say?
You know how to raspberry, don't you Steve? You just put your tongue out and blow.
Ohh!!!
I wanna do something in the Kitchen too!!!!
*runs in circles*
*runs to the kitchen*
*runs out of the house 2 min later right before it collapses*
*is on fire*
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Someday you'll remember I was HERE.
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Why do people ask if they can "borrow" a piece of paper? Do they really plan on returning it?
*armed with fire extinguisher*
I sure hope you mean that the house is on fire not you. Either way I'll work my fire extinguisher magic.
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Waddya hear? Waddya say?
You know how to raspberry, don't you Steve? You just put your tongue out and blow.
Lessons from Malex
Be careful, Vox. You don't want to be the kind of kitchen helper Malex is. Not without a fire extinguisher on hand. Close. On your hip, for instance!
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
Ahhh
Ok...
and I'm pretty sure that it's me on fire...
*glances around*
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Someday you'll remember I was HERE.
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Why do people ask if they can "borrow" a piece of paper? Do they really plan on returning it?
yay!!!!!!!^_^
I will be there unless dress rehersal is that day but it should be done by then. And I can honestly say that I have never needed an extinguisher in the kitchen!
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If You wake up tired, you might need more sleep.
If you wake up drooling on your desk, you might need a new job. If you wake up with a headache, on a farris wheel, at the Idaho State Fair, wearing a toga, you might need answers!
Thanksgiving has another name, the germ exchange.
-my mom
I almost did.
Let's just say no one ended up eating that particular batch of cookies.
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Waddya hear? Waddya say?
You know how to raspberry, don't you Steve? You just put your tongue out and blow.
oh my
like the Peanut Butter Sludge
By the way, Lilly burned her soup yesterday. I didn't know that was possible although one of my friends claimed that she burned soup once. It was M(of M&C
)'s friend Misuta - she has problems which primarily involve fire, and ... well ... anything in fact (apparantly she has the skill to set ANYTHING on fire)
I'm planning on inviting them and some of their friends - they all love the Minute
(sometimes creepily so 
)
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Moo.
... what you expected something deep and intellectual? What universe are you from?!
The normal ones are boring. They all run-off screaming toward sanity. We just sit there at laugh at their sad attempts.
hmm
I was home alone making noodles (i think) because my mom went to go to the store for some ingredient. While she was gone i managed to burn plastic which proceeded to catch on fire and singe the mini-wheats that were inside O_<
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Someday you'll remember I was HERE.
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Why do people ask if they can "borrow" a piece of paper? Do they really plan on returning it?
all I can say is
Woot. The Slushy approves.
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Slushy's words of wisdom:
If you are walking along minding your own business and you suddenly find that a grand piano has fallen from the sky within inches of crushing you, remember, DO NOT LOok it in THe eyezz!
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The floor beneath my feet pounds
The air around me fills with sound
I am one with the throbbing bass
and the lights that play on my face
ahem
...of the party, not Vox's playing with fire
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Slushy's words of wisdom:
If you are walking along minding your own business and you suddenly find that a grand piano has fallen from the sky within inches of crushing you, remember, DO NOT LOok it in THe eyezz!
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The floor beneath my feet pounds
The air around me fills with sound
I am one with the throbbing bass
and the lights that play on my face
Defending Vox
She wasn't intentionally playing with fire... I don't think.
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Waddya hear? Waddya say?
You know how to raspberry, don't you Steve? You just put your tongue out and blow.
Cooking feats
I burned mashed potatoes once, still not sure how i did it but i did. And no one likes my macroni and cheese.
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His intended message is, “Scream, and the world screams with you. Laugh, and your face will burst in flames.”
Linus: Why Malex, you're making more sense than usual today!
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“Yeah,” Ilor said, beginning to laugh, “they'd kill us because they're pirates!”
Yay!
Yes, I think this party will be amazing...
Everyone should come!
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Gaussian Blur fixes everything.
“[Jesus said,] ‘Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will not pass away.’” –Matthew 24:35 (ESV)
cooking feats
please don't cook feats...they smells bad when you cooks them...
now about this 'unveiling'...the gnome will remain veiled at all times! If the dance of the seven veils is done, the gnome will be wearing eight!
This does sound like fun, the gnome is clearing the calendar and will make every attempt to be present.
What God doesn't protect you from He will perfect you through.
Name a shrub after me...something prickly and hard to eradicate.
haha -.- puns
I'm not that bad a cook.
Maybe i should stop talking about my cooking or nobodys ever gonna marry me (
)
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His intended message is, “Scream, and the world screams with you. Laugh, and your face will burst in flames.”
Linus: Why Malex, you're making more sense than usual today!
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“Yeah,” Ilor said, beginning to laugh, “they'd kill us because they're pirates!”
Partylicious
Uh, yeah. Count me in. F0r 1 r 73h ub3r p4r7yn470r! ph34r m3!
--
"Sir, I think you've gone mad with power!"
"Of course! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It's boring; nobody listens to you."
--
"Have you seen how much cotton candy he can eat?"
"Yes! 5.1 Pounds. That's why his blood is so good on pancakes!"
Super Amazing Ais
*dutifully translates*
"For I are teh uber partynator! Phear me!"
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Waddya hear? Waddya say?
You know how to raspberry, don't you Steve? You just put your tongue out and blow.
Dutifully thanks
Thanks for that translation, Ais. Somebody's gotta do it.
I invited Lefemmegeek & her kids. (Maybe if they see this reference to themselves they'll come!)
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
Invites
I sent out an invite to some of my friends from Church, people from me and Lilly's school (duh
), and also both M&C and a few of their friends who love the Minute with a level of devotion that even I find a tad creepy 
( 
jk 
)
Also, a few other people who are a surprise (sorta ... if Lilly's kept quiet
[jk, again 
])
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Moo.
... what you expected something deep and intellectual? What universe are you from?!
The normal ones are boring. They all run-off screaming toward sanity. We just sit there at laugh at their sad attempts.
um ... question?
What's the legal limit for the place we're going. Cause if it's some tiny little cafe or something, we may have to go mosh in the parking lot
(and that wouldn't be safe for ANYONE 
- 
)
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Moo.
... what you expected something deep and intellectual? What universe are you from?!
The normal ones are boring. They all run-off screaming toward sanity. We just sit there at laugh at their sad attempts.
Limit
The maximum safe capacity of the unit is 88 people. I don't think we're going to hit that, so it's safe to invite as many people as you can get your hands on.
Of course, when inviting, use the PDF flier for maximum effect!
(Btw, we'll be handing out door prize tickets to everyone who walks in, so we'll have a very good idea of how many people are in the building. We won't exceed the maximum capacity.)
--Alex Markley
"Crap, I have levitation class at 25:131. Better set the alarm to 'cinnamon'."
Alex Markley
“Objects in mirror seem closer than they appear.”
yay!!!
Lilly invited me and then Malex did! I feel specials
And Mariel, you are the only one on here who saw me "mosh" at homecoming with a group of four people, I really mosh at Icthus!!! Please tell me I'm not the only one who has ever been there...
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If You wake up tired, you might need more sleep.
If you wake up drooling on your desk, you might need a new job. If you wake up with a headache, on a farris wheel, at the Idaho State Fair, wearing a toga, you might need answers!
Thanksgiving has another name, the germ exchange.
-my mom
*cheer*
*cheers for Malex's awesomenessity flyer!"
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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Why do people ask if they can "borrow" a piece of paper? Do they really plan on returning it?
Moshing?
No one is moshing anywhere. Not at this party. Someone might get hurt.
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Waddya hear? Waddya say?
You know how to raspberry, don't you Steve? You just put your tongue out and blow.
Umm...question...
Of course, I know what an ichthus is, but what is Icthus?
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
AAWWW!!!
Vox!! I love your new picture!
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
<.<
>.>
*starts moshing*
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Slushy's words of wisdom:
If you are walking along minding your own business and you suddenly find that a grand piano has fallen from the sky within inches of crushing you, remember, DO NOT LOok it in THe eyezz!
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The floor beneath my feet pounds
The air around me fills with sound
I am one with the throbbing bass
and the lights that play on my face
hehe
Thank you ^^
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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Why do people ask if they can "borrow" a piece of paper? Do they really plan on returning it?
ICHTHUS!!!!!!!!!!
This is a Christian music festival over the course of three days where you camp, listen to many different bands and anything from light worship to "Heavenly" Metal!!! And there are speakers and merchandise tents and all kinds of awesome stuff!!!!!!!
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If You wake up tired, you might need more sleep.
If you wake up drooling on your desk, you might need a new job. If you wake up with a headache, on a farris wheel, at the Idaho State Fair, wearing a toga, you might need answers!
Thanksgiving has another name, the germ exchange.
-my mom
Festivals
Yeah, it's kind of like Sunfest at King's Island and the Alive festival, which happens for a whole week every summer...I've never been to one of these Christian music festivals before, but I know lots of people who have, and it sounds really awesome. I know one girl who got saved at Alive several years ago. The nice thing is, it's cheap, and you get to see TONS of bands.
"Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways acknowledge Him, and He will direct your paths."
- Proverbs 3:5-6
"Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways acknowledge Him, and He will direct your paths."
- Proverbs 3:5-6
Icthus
Pretty much an entire weekend of mosh-pits, gas masks, head-banging, and air guitar!
But... Snuffy's birthday... Yeah, i'll go with snuffy.
--
"Sir, I think you've gone mad with power!"
"Of course! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It's boring; nobody listens to you."
--
"Have you seen how much cotton candy he can eat?"
"Yes! 5.1 Pounds. That's why his blood is so good on pancakes!"
aahhhhh!!! *moshes*
That's amazing! I'm not sure which is better though since I've never been to either Alivefest or Icthus. But I wanna do one or the other this year(probably cant go to both).
Who's with meh?! *still moshing*
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Slushy's words of wisdom:
If you are walking along minding your own business and you suddenly find that a grand piano has fallen from the sky within inches of crushing you, remember, DO NOT LOok it in THe eyezz!
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The floor beneath my feet pounds
The air around me fills with sound
I am one with the throbbing bass
and the lights that play on my face
I dunno
my parents and I might be going to Alive (not Icthus tho
) I don't know tho, cause our summer is a little up in the air - but I want to ... TAKE ME WITH YOU 
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Moo.
... what you expected something deep and intellectual? What universe are you from?!
The normal ones are boring. They all run-off screaming toward sanity. We just sit there at laugh at their sad attempts.
*Bump!*
Bumpish!
Have been working for the last two days solid on the production for this party. Don't forget to come, this Saturday at 5PM. It's going to ROCK!
ttyl
--Alex Markley
"Crap, I have levitation class at 25:131. Better set the alarm to 'cinnamon'."
Alex Markley
“Objects in mirror seem closer than they appear.”
YAY bumping :-)
Shortness and I are coming ... but unfortunately M can't.
She has to go to a play w/ her family (that she really doesn't want to 
) *shrug*
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Moo.
... what you expected something deep and intellectual? What universe are you from?!
The normal ones are boring. They all run-off screaming toward sanity. We just sit there at laugh at their sad attempts.
*clears throat*
Slushy approves and will be present at the party. *dignified bump*
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Slushy's words of wisdom:
If you are walking along minding your own business and you suddenly find that a grand piano has fallen from the sky within inches of crushing you, remember, DO NOT LOok it in THe eyezz!
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The floor beneath my feet pounds
The air around me fills with sound
I am one with the throbbing bass
and the lights that play on my face
disco waterslide party
*does happy dance* I can't wait till tomorrow!
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His intended message is, “Scream, and the world screams with you. Laugh, and your face will burst in flames.”
Linus: Why Malex, you're making more sense than usual today!
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“Yeah,” Ilor said, beginning to laugh, “they'd kill us because they're pirates!”
joins!!
disco water slide party!!!!!!!!!!!
*does the disco!!!!!
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I have too many nick names: Ghangsta Midget, The Royal Shortness, Shorty, Ans, The Looming Wizard, The Make Up Wizard, Her Petite Majesty, Sparkles, The Shortness, Herb, Parsley, Papricka, Shortness Incarnate, Shivers, Xylaphone Beast!, Actress, Twiggy, S
Thanksgiving has another name, the germ exchange.
-my mom
also joins
we need music *pops in an ambiguous CD* NCH NCH NCH NCH NCH NCH NCH NCH NCH NCH NCH NCH NCH NCH ... OH yeah
*starts dancing to the crappy music and stroby lights*
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Moo.
... what you expected something deep and intellectual? What universe are you from?!
The normal ones are boring. They all run-off screaming toward sanity. We just sit there at laugh at their sad attempts.
NO DISCO!!
I can tolerate a lot of different music styles, but DISCO AIN'T ONE OF EM!!!!
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
But, SangMing,
It's Discolicious!
Oh, btw, i'm in.
--
"Sir, I think you've gone mad with power!"
"Of course! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It's boring; nobody listens to you."
--
"Have you seen how much cotton candy he can eat?"
"Yes! 5.1 Pounds. That's why his blood is so good on pancakes!"
WOOOOT!!!!
THAT PARTY WAS FUN!!! Wow, it was so cool to see everybody. The music was fabulous, especially the new Malex Minute theme song, which is the second coolest song ever written, in my humble opinion. There was pizza, the cake was delicious, the smoothies and coffee were top-notch.
The recording of the Malex Minute in front of a live audience went so well! It was weird watching these guys voice my favorite characters. But very, very exciting! A tremendous time was had by all!!
Hey, maybe we can start meeting there, at Smoothie Brews, for game nights of our own, since the library keeps karaoking.
Thanks, everyone for coming and sharing the fun!! YAY!!!
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
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I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. - Hillel
PartyPartyPartyPartyParty
That was one of the funnest (not a real word) parties I've ever been too.
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Waddya hear? Waddya say?
You know how to raspberry, don't you Steve? You just put your tongue out and blow.
Yeah!
’Twas pretty amazing...
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Gaussian Blur fixes everything.
“[Jesus said,] ‘Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will not pass away.’” –Matthew 24:35 (ESV)
yups :-)
it rocked - even though there was no moshing and there was *shudder* COUNTRY MUSIC
blarg 
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Moo.
... what you expected something deep and intellectual? What universe are you from?!
The normal ones are boring. They all run-off screaming toward sanity. We just sit there at laugh at their sad attempts.
*lol*
That was hilarious!
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Gaussian Blur fixes everything.
“[Jesus said,] ‘Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will not pass away.’” –Matthew 24:35 (ESV)
No disco :-(
Unfortunately, Mrs. C put the kibosh on the disco waterslide party
(killjoy 
[not really 
])
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Moo.
... what you expected something deep and intellectual? What universe are you from?!
The normal ones are boring. They all