Hey all, it's taken about three years, but I am pleased to finally report that the code for the new site is complete! Here are some highlights of what you can expect from the new site when it goes live:

Hey all! Just a quick note to remind you all that the Spring Hiatus is now upon us. Malex Minute and Contradictionary are now both suspended until the Summer.

But not to fret! We're already quite busy over here making great new stuff and getting ready for the Summer Launch Party! There will be a lot of activity as we gear up for the summer, so stay tuned!

As we move into a whole quarter of irregular updates, be sure to subscribe to our mailling list and/or follow us on Twitter to make sure you don't miss a thing!

Thanks, and have a great day!

--Alex Markley

The Grand Quarter Sixteen Finale, Part Three of Three! Wherein there is great resolution! Our heroes meet both the Facesmith and an unexpected twist! Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think.

Disclaimer: This comic does in no way, shape, or form, or under any imaginable circumstance, represent with any instructive, useful, or significant level of accuracy any historical, scientific, or actual landmarks in scholarly pursuits of any kind; this never happened, neither did behavioral psychologists need to perform this kind of experimentation on any animal to ascertain that a wheel shape on an axle would indulge without measure the typical hamster's evident and indomitable tendency to run, and run, and run.

Nobody's really that stupid, you cynic.

weird-o'

n.

1. a person who strives entirely in vain for a social life due to the other weirdos he's stuck being friends with

2. a person whose life is made a constant flow of ambivalence due to extraneous circumstances

3. a person who can't seem to "get it together"

4. a person with serious issues

5. a person like Nixy

Hey all, not to alarm you, but if all goes according to plan, MalexMedia.Net® will be going offline for a little while next month. (That would be March. (In case you were wondering.))

I'm not sure when yet, or exactly for how long, but this downtime will be necessary for us to move everything to the new servers and start all of the transitioning we're planning on doing during the Spring hiatus.

I'll announce more when I know more. For now, have a great day!

ttyl!

--Alex

The Grand Quarter Sixteen Finale, Part Two of Three! Wherein there is great opposition! Our heroes embark on the long journey to Mount Gloom to have the round blue face re-forged in the fires from whence it came! Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think.

Okay, when I saw that it was time to write the text for this one, I honestly thought, "Oh dear. ... This one cannot be explained."

And so it cannot. I'm afraid you will get no explanation for this one.

Dissatisfied customers may have their money back. All refunds will be handled in Robin Hood's barn.

Through a certain way of looking at certain quantum mechanic theories with a certain tenuousness of understanding, it almost seems to suggest that solid objects could pass through each other - but that such a thing is unimaginably improbable.

I am no quantum theorist, so this may be a gross mangling of the theory.

But, after all, what is safe from the gross mangling Contradictionary administers?

The Grand Quarter Sixteen Finale, Part One of Three! Wherein there is great exposition! Our heroes are escorted to the top floor of the Hotel Vertex and everything is explained! Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think.