Today's Splicky Mission:
Ride your hobbyhorse.
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Splicky Mission 01x38
Submitted by Quartz on Sun, 2008/07/06 - 8:00pm.
Categorization: Splicky Missions | Images | Quartz's Art | Comedy | Fiction
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Premier Party!!
Submitted by Aisling on Sun, 2008/07/06 - 1:48pm.
It's set in stone now, people!
The Premier Party for the first showing of Prince Melvin the Mediocre is set. The cast and crew and their families are invited. We will be showing what will be pretty close to the final version of Prince Melvin.
Malex Minute 122
Submitted by Malex on Fri, 2008/07/04 - 12:00am.
Categorization: The Malex Minute | Audio | Fopsworth's Art | Malex's Art | Quartz's Art | Comedy | Fiction
Runtime: 7:47
It’s the Fourth of July, and you can bet on fireworks as Malex, Linus, and Snufflefungus entertain (and are entertained by) Eight of the Nine Riding Squirrels! Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think!
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Splicky Mission 01x37
Submitted by Quartz on Sun, 2008/06/29 - 8:00pm.
Categorization: Splicky Missions | Images | Quartz's Art | Comedy | Fiction
Today's Splicky Mission:
Fire the cannonball – not the marshmallow – from the cannon.
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Malex Minute 121
Submitted by Quartz on Fri, 2008/06/27 - 12:00am.
Categorization: The Malex Minute | Audio | Fopsworth's Art | Malex's Art | Quartz's Art | Comedy | Fiction
Runtime: 4:57
The feud between Little Red Riding Squirrel and Tall Green Riding Squirrel escalates to dizzying new heights. When will it end?! Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think!
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Splicky Mission 01x36
Submitted by Quartz on Sun, 2008/06/22 - 8:00pm.
Categorization: Splicky Missions | Images | Quartz's Art | Comedy | Fiction
Today's Splicky Mission:
Fetch a buoy from the water.
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Malex Minute 120
Submitted by Quartz on Fri, 2008/06/20 - 12:00am.
Categorization: The Malex Minute | Audio | Fopsworth's Art | Malex's Art | Quartz's Art | Comedy | Fiction
Runtime: 4:45
The “Riding Squirrel” appears. But which one? And why? Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think!
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Splicky Mission 01x35
Submitted by Quartz on Mon, 2008/06/16 - 1:38am.
Categorization: Splicky Missions | Images | Quartz's Art | Comedy | Fiction
Today's Splicky Mission:
Secure the log so that it won’t fall.
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Word Wrapping for Human Beings
Submitted by Malex on Sat, 2008/06/14 - 11:46pm.
People are people too.
Hardly anybody will be interested in this, but I'm posting it anyway. At the very least, this should prove to you I'm not sitting on my hands all the time.
Today, I finally got sick and tired of the old word wrapping program we've been using around the MMN. I wrote it back when I was first learning C, and while it was somewhat fast (compared to some alternatives) it was a little clunky in some spots, and downright buggy in others. (Choked on input texts > 2GB, needed to fit entire text in RAM, etc..)
Like I said, I got sick of it, so I wrote a new one. Go ahead, it's GPL'd, so feel free to use it. It definitely runs fine on Linux and MacOS X and I can't imagine any good reason why it wouldn't run under Windows if compiled with cygwin or MingW.
My program, Wrap, is a bit more featureful than GNU fold, but is a tiny bit slower. (Although the benchmarking process wasn't very comprehensive, so I guess the jury's still out.)