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Malex Minute 174

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The Fourth of July! Traditionally a time of great fireworks and celebration in the United States. However, in this episode, the holiday has no bearing whatever! Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think!

Contradictionary 01x18

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Tim'by’s stu-pid'it-y

n.

1. the sheer prowess of Timby’s to reason complete nonsense under any circumstances

a. Timby’s use of this prowess

b. the limbo state of un-reason in which Timby may most often be found

2. FIGURATIVE any quality with no bounds; something infinite

Splicky Mission 02x37

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Today’s Splicky Mission:

Drink through the straw.

Malex Minute 173

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The world wants free money from Snufflefungus! Whatever will he do?! Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think.

Contradictionary 01x17

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Tim'by’s stu-pid'it-y

n.

1. the sheer prowess of Timby’s to reason complete nonsense under any circumstances

a. Timby’s use of this prowess

b. the limbo state of un-reason in which Timby may most often be found

2. FIGURATIVE any quality with no bounds; something infinite

Splicky Mission 02x36

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Today’s Splicky Mission:

Tame the fluffy beast!

Malex Minute 172

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Malex, Linus, and Snufflefungus arrive home to discover that their house has been broken into! Who could have done it? And why?! Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think.

Contradictionary 01x16

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We have a team of armed units capable of anything. These high-tech, highly-trained super-soldiers cannot fail.

In the highly sensitive task set before us now, we are forced to turn to them. The evasive powers of the common house fly and the sweltering need to silence its pesky buzzing make all others unqualified for the mission.

But these men are qualified. (:)

Splicky Mission 02x35

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Today’s Splicky Mission:

Build a sandcastle!

Malex Minute 171

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Malex and friends get on a plane and go to Hawaii for a vacation! Hope nobody poaches Snuffy! Give this episode a listen and let us know what you think.

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